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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It's one of those weird things with troons, especially when they get into their little cult groups, this idea that their mere presence along with law enforcement, or someone not in a city, will somehow go from zero to straight up murder because... I really don't know.

I think a lot of it has to do with their mental health, and how studies have shown they don't troon out after getting anti-schizophrenia medicine in most studies.

The only places I've seen troons get actually murdered and assaulted is in black, ghetto situations, either from pickle-surprise prostitution, or drug confrontations. However, if you talk to troons, they'll tell you that the reason you don't see any of these troon murders is that the police, or the town, or the big company in town, or all the people that live in said area, all conspire to keep it quiet. Hundreds, maybe thousands of trans people are murdered by cops and rednecks every year, but they're never reported because conspiracy.

Yes that I have heard the thousands of Troons murdered by rednecks thing claimed in response to when people bring up the issue of men in dresses harassing women in public toilets or assaulting women at protests.

They say that they never heard about Troon on women violence, but they hear that troons get murdered by cowboys all day long.

To be fair, it’s not impossible for strangers to wind up getting beaten or shot if they waltz into a strange town and start antagonizing locals.

Some people just don’t like being stared at or commented on, so unwisely confront people doing it.

This is hardly a troon specific thing, it’s just that most people know that people in small towns tend to be familiar with the whole local population and usually only see people they know.
A stranger is going to be at least of some interest, even if they just stop looking for fuel and food, or directions if lost.
If you are a stranger to a place, be polite, even if they are not.
Most normal people understand this and who gives a shit if you win an argument with some dick who you will never see again?

I could imagine an especially mouthy troon thinking that calling a random in a farming town an ignorant redneck or suggesting that said redneck has a sexual interest in them will cause the random to become embarrassed and slink off.

Of course, people reasonably don’t like being insulted by a stranger to their town.

But as we expect in this scenario the Troon will 100% be the victim as of course people interested in an unusual sight need to be admonished.
 
This is honestly disgusting. WTF!

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It can't possibly be us. Keffals killed the kiwifarms and saved the world, at least that's what Kevin thinks.
It's not what he thinks. I know for a fact that Kevin tends to read the farm to "laugh" at what these evil chuds have to say. On top of that he quite literally stated today that we called the cops on him.
So much for "yall haters sustain me", aint it?
 
Look, bigots. It is not an Alpacacaust. Those alpacas have simply chosen to identify as transcorpses. In a kinder, more progressive society we would all respect that choice and celebrate it.

I blame capitalism, the patriarchy, and white supremacy for enabling the sort of ignorant mindset that characterizes these camelids as being "dead".
 
If this means that we should just ignore tranny-on-tranny violence when it occurs -- especially up to and including homicide -- I find I must agree with Kevryn. If you see a tranny in process of killing another tranny, do not call the fascist police. Instead, pull up a chair, eat popcorn and watch 'em kill each other for your entertainment. Nothing of value will be lost. (See also, black-on-black violence.)

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Ahhh, Deep Thoughts From Kevryn. Don't ever change, you stinky manbaby.

Aha. So Troons should be allowed to freely commit crimes.

Glad that Kevvie has admitted that is what he believes.
 
It's not what he thinks. I know for a fact that Kevin tends to read the farm to "laugh" at what these evil chuds have to say. On top of that he quite literally stated today that we called the cops on him.
So much for "yall haters sustain me", aint it?
No, no, Kevin very specifically doesn't read the farms. He has mysterious unnamed fans who read the farms and send him updates, despite his repeated assertion he doesn't want to know and to stop sending him updates.

I wonder if the Tranch will be doing anything to celebrate New Year's? Must be difficult to muster up any festive spirit when you're broke in a poorly heated dome, surrounded by cat piss soaked clothes, plotting your escape to Mxtress's family home as your grift gofundme money runs dry, while your chud landlord exposes you on twitter and the police have been coming around.
 
One thing which Bonnie Wee Paul could clarify is how much do they spend on drugs?

Kevvie is supposed to be hitting bongs all day long so even if weed is legal in Colorado, I can’t imagine it’s much cheaper than illegal prices?

He has got to be getting through an ounce or so a week?
 
Is this the new 'We need Trump to tweet about Gamergate'?
J.K Rolling is mentioned because she is the biggest boogeyman in the transgender community. Every time she has an opinion about transgender, it creates a media mental breakdown. Hearing confirmed news of an animal mass grave and the first thing you think of was Donald Trump and Gamergate might say more about you. Then again, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are not trying White Knight the tranny farm. Not trying to start an Internet argument, just set the record straight why I mentioned her.
 
I was curious to see if there is negative environmental effects of this and I found this

A: https://archive.ph/80VA9

It has been estimated that resulting groundwater contamination can persist for ~ 20 years due to prolonged carcass decomposition timeframe
Site-specific concerns for carcass disposal regarding explicit contaminants are also increasing [13, 32, 41]. Several case studies have detected elevated levels of BOD, ammonia–nitrogen, TDS, and chloride in close proximity to burial sites [13, 42, 43]. Groundwater contamination with ammonia, nitrate, chloride, and fecal pathogens discharged from carcass disposal pits has also been reported [38, 44, 45]. Similarly, McArthur and Milne [46] observed a total of 4,000 m3 of leachate generated with elevated BOD, COD, alkalinity, and ammonia–nitrogen from a burial site of FMD carcasses [46].

So they're basically poisoned the area for up to 20 years in addition to the extreme desertification they've achieved. I wouldn't know how to be so damaging to the the land if I tried. Based on that journal article they may be able to add biochar to the remains to help absorb some of the contamination. It's probably too late to turn the carcass into biochar at this point.
 
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I was curious to see if there is negative environmental effects of this and I found this

A: https://archive.ph/80VA9




So they're basically poisoned the area for up to 20 years in addition to the extreme desertification they've achieved. I wouldn't know how to be so damaging to the the land of I tried. Based on that journal article they may be able to add biochar to the remains to help absorb some of the contamination. It's probably too late to turn the carcass into biochar at this point.
not to mention depending on the location it may attract local invasive species/predators that would also kill other cattle and threaten nearby towns/homes and their occupants
 
Shearing alpacas is not as easy as people think, they aren't sheep. The wool is delicate and expensive for a reason, and if you want to sell it, you need to do it right.


You have to first tie them so they won't get hurt while you shear them, and do it in a way they won't hurt themselves. I wouldn't trust these people doing it in the right way or not doing it at all and rather cutting their skin or stab them.

Turns out, there is a normative for how to do it properly that all alpaca farmers must follow if they want to sell. Not only says how to shear it right, but how to classify the wool, by color and age of the animals and when it's the proper time of the year to do it, how many people need to be involved, the order in which the animals should be sheared, and so on. This is what the buyers expect to get, so who they were going to sell it anyway?


Alas, what I do have to wonder is why they do this considering animal rights freaks are very much against this because they consider it animal cruelty, despite the alpacas aren't hurt and, on the contrary, this protects them from poachers who straight up murder them for their wool.
People are talking about the authorities getting involved in this, but at this rate I hope the spirit of Pachacuti rises from his grave to give the tranchers an Incan curse for crimes against these poor Alpacas.
 
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Loving Kevin's accusations of it being KF aswell, it couldn't possibly be one of the many thousands of people who saw Boner's tweets or anything.

It could easily have been Boner or his Mum.

As I mentioned before, they are probably keen to distance themselves from the activities on the Tranch, especially if they think Penny, Jen and Kevvie are going to abscond.

If they fuck off, I doubt any other Troons will hang around, so Bonnie Wee Boner and mumsie will have to dig up decomposed animal remains and deal with the utterly fucked up land if they want to sell it in an attempt to recoup their losses and dignity.
 
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. (See also, black-on-black violence.)
This is legitimately a stance BLM has on black on black violence. Can you imagine if the LGBT community tried to form a Chaz in San Francisco? I have been noticing the LGBT community trying hard to be the next BLM. The transgender Twitter is full in support of defunding the police. Except no one is going to riot for a summer over Chris Chan like they did with George Floyd. The irony is that LGBT people want to model themselves on a minority group most famous for being homophobic in the United States.
 
They are lower than cattle.
Cattle have understood guidelines and any vet in Bumfuck nowhere understands how to examine cattle, and when cattle are being abused "Slaughter them, or sell them, or I take them" has a very clear, legally defined pipeline. Often it doesn't even need to go that far, the Sheriff will sit down the incompetent in a room with a local rancher who says "I will pay you more than these animals are worth as a favor to the Sheriff" and said incompetent will always take the proffered check.

Alpaca have none of these things and are exotic (read: invasive) animals. The sheriff can't just call Dr. Gibson to grab his shoulder-depth gloves, he's got to find someone who understands these non-standard creatures (spoiler: He won't) so he'll roll up, see the animals have four legs, two eyes, and (trampled) feed, then shrug and say "I don't see anything wrong". Even if Dr. Joseph Caemelover happens to live in the county, the "slaughter or sell" is a harder thing to do with bespoke animals like Alpaca. I'm not sure if there is a market for Alpaca meat and I doubt the sheriff knows either. and if the sheriff forces a sale without a successful abuse charge, there is a possibility of being financially liable for damages.

Yes, its very clear for us to sitting in our basements to look at Tranch Alpaca and healthy alpaca, and see that Tranch alpaca are showing all the signs of starvation and other mistreatment, but its a whole other thing to provide a legally solid analysis.



Its not legal probably because you're in a town/city.
Out in the county, anything goes.

There are laws about how you are supposed to dispose of livestock, but if you - as a private citizen - get busted, its basically a parking ticket. If a corporate farm gets caught, its a very large parking ticket. It can be a little more serious with Cattle, because of the possibility of disease spreading, but again its all citation level shit.
@Trianon posted the requirements, and trust me no one is rolling around in a patrol car setting up stings or sweating suspects. You are only getting busted if you failed so hard at conforming to the guidelines it is readily apparent (read: smell of rotting carcasses) you failed.

There is often reporting guidelines for large numbers of Sheep and Cattle, because local department of agriculture want to be aware of any disease outbreaks that would affect food supply. But Alpaca are not standard lifestock.


Its not avoided any more than anyone else.
And the Tranch got rescue alpacas. These are alpaca no one else wanted and were happy someone took off their hands. Most live stock in rescues are not healthy and a few youtube/tiktok YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE SIX MONTHS LATER videos asside, the outcomes for rescues are generally not good.
Again, no one is beating the Alpaca with pipewrench.


I believe the "Tranch facilitated the slaughter" and not "did it themselves" was implied.
But you are correct, the meat packages had barcodes and labels that were clearly from a butcher, and Sidechew was doing everything he could in the tweet to imply the tranch had self-sufficiently raised and butchered the animals opposed to just hauling the critter down to the butcher to be turned into chops.


Then you will not have a good time at Alpacaschwitz.

This is incredibly depressing, but it makes sense.

I’m trying to imagine the kind of person you have to be to write a puff piece on these degenerates, hear about the massive die offs, then still sleep well at night.

My New Years wish for 2023 is that some journalist grows a pair and covers this tragedy.

Bring on the rainbows, I know.
 
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