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[Tasty Tatty]

It's nice to come back from a brief holiday to find out these dirty trannies killed the fauna of muh people, motherfuckers. If my country wasn't busy putting down communist insurgencies and the threat of a Bolivian invasion, this could have made the news... I'll check if I can slide the news among certain journos who don't care about trannies...

Anyway,



Some interesting Alpaca facts.

There are only 3M alpacas in Peru alone... a grown alpaca can produce 2kg of wool per year on average and each kg is sold at around $4 by the farmers in the local area, up to $14 to international markets. The amount of alpaca products in 2021 was US$ 241M, but that includes products already made. In wool alone, in 2020, Peru made $30M, which is the income for 82K farmers, not counting taxes.

So, the question is, what exactly they planned on doing with them?? FYI, you can eat them too.

(I lost two quotes because the board is acting retarded (thanks Supreme Trannie Keffals) and one said that they died in the cold... wth how that happen? Alpacas live in the Andes, where it's VERY COLD. Holy shit, these people would kill a dragon of overheating.)

 

[stupid frog]

Remember when guys just sperged about gun and farm info. Kind of miss those simple times...

 

[Moths]

OMG it's another Holocaust here goys.

Yeah but this one is real

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

It's nice to come back from a brief holiday to find out these dirty trannies killed the fauna of muh people, motherfuckers. If my country wasn't busy putting down communist insurgencies and the threat of a Bolivian invasion, this could have made the news... I'll check if I can slide the news among certain journos who don't care about trannies...

Anyway,

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Some interesting Alpaca facts.

There are only 3M alpacas in Peru alone... a grown alpaca can produce 2kg of wool per year on average and each kg is sold at around $4 by the farmers in the local area, up to $14 to international markets. The amount of alpaca products in 2021 was US$ 241M, but that includes products already made. In wool alone, in 2020, Peru made $30M, which is the income for 82K farmers, not counting taxes.

So, the question is, what exactly they planned on doing with them?? FYI, you can eat them too.

(I lost two quotes because the board is acting retarded (thanks Supreme Trannie Keffals) and one said that they died in the cold... wth how that happen? Alpacas live in the Andes, where it's VERY COLD. Holy shit, these people would kill a dragon of overheating.)

Love Elle Driver!

Now....if the tranch had a filmed on location part like in KB when they massacre the wedding rehearsal.........except this time they are shooting the troons......

 

[behindyourightnow]

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1. Mass Graves of Emaciated Alpacas
2. Frozen Alpaca Corpses Strew the Wasteland
3. All Life Annihilated into Dust
4. StinkDitches Digging Stinking Ditches
5. Putrefaction of Buried Flesh Liquefies Earth
6. Crying Herds Silenced by Cruel Starvation

I appreciate the poetic connection drawn in the song title between the inhabitants' stink ditches and the mass graves. Both being places of corruption, disease and decay, forsaken by any God.

So these retards managed to get a ranch and several hundred livestock but never even bothered to learn that grass takes a while to grow back and that overgrazing exists... Poor things, the alpacas never stood a chance with such autists in charge.

Ironically if they had listened to the autists in this thread giving them longform advice, they would probably be doing okay.

 

[DrNow]

All I know is, if a bunch of right wingers got together with firearms and bought up land and property, wikipedia would call it a 'compound' rather than a ranch.

 

[Vesperus]

All I know is, if a bunch of right wingers got together with firearms and bought up land and property, wikipedia would call it a 'compound' rather than a ranch.

I thought it was called "America"?

Although I guess Washington wore a wig and that makes him a troon or something.

Idle thought, have you considered nuking your own coastal cities? It would only take a few, you'd have plenty left.

 

[Still Exceptional]

God how I wish those right wing militias they made up were real, stormed the tranch, and put every tranny there in the dirt.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I was a bit relieved that they didn't shear the alpacas before winter, but Paul worrying about how the "shearers" don't arrive until June or July is sickening.

If you own only 200 alpacas you should be able to shear them yourselves if you have a dozen "ranchers" on the property and it's a DIY operation. Mother of fuck these troons are goddamned stupid.

Shearing alpacas is not as easy as people think, they aren't sheep. The wool is delicate and expensive for a reason, and if you want to sell it, you need to do it right.

You have to first tie them so they won't get hurt while you shear them, and do it in a way they won't hurt themselves. I wouldn't trust these people doing it in the right way or not doing it at all and rather cutting their skin or stab them.

Turns out, there is a normative for how to do it properly that all alpaca farmers must follow if they want to sell. Not only says how to shear it right, but how to classify the wool, by color and age of the animals and when it's the proper time of the year to do it, how many people need to be involved, the order in which the animals should be sheared, and so on. This is what the buyers expect to get, so who they were going to sell it anyway?


Alas, what I do have to wonder is why they do this considering animal rights freaks are very much against this because they consider it animal cruelty, despite the alpacas aren't hurt and, on the contrary, this protects them from poachers who straight up murder them for their wool.

 

[heathercho]

I've grown up with taking care of livestock. Maybe some alpacas and some llamas... on hobby farms, near the city.
Never has anyone I know - family or otherwise, had this problem. Never did my grandfather have this problem when he worked at sheep stations in the Australian Outback. In droughts and heatwaves. After a major war.

These Alpacas died because they were all too busy fucking each other and photographing their decaying, stretched out stink ditches.

I don't think there's anything more toxic to this planet than a male failure with a dress on.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's amazing how accurately they are recreating the protected class category that got the Catholics into so much trouble.

"Oh, so this priest diddled your son and stole $100k from donations? Don't go to the outside authorities, that would cause a scandal and hurt the Church. Leave it to us and we will deal with it (ie cover it up and do nothing)."

Similarly:

Kathryn Gibes 🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Calling the cops on trans women for…

archived 31 Dec 2022 08:08:02 UTC

archive.ph

In the past I saw the hysteria about trans genocide and murderous TERFs as just paranoia to laugh at, but now I realize it's actually in some people's interest to deliberately spread that fear. It creates a situation where leaders within the movement can do whatever the fuck they want, commit crimes, abuse others, and they'll get away with it all because their followers will still think they're less dangerous than the outside world.

 

[3MMA]

Rest in peace, alpacas. Out of respect for my favorite alpaca, I removed the text from this photo as he’s likely in a mass grave now:

(It used to have the overused though accurate old troon adage of, “cope, seethe, & dilate,” on it. These cool alpacas deserved better than they got in life. PBUH.)

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It’s been a while since I’ve read this thread in detail, remember reading many posts about the whole alpaca-yarn grift. Iirc, it was some type of grant program that provided the tranchers with the alpacas, so there’s likely some kind of protocol for failed ranches, or oversight in place, or even simply pointing them towards a rescue, but these troons don’t seem to be doing the right thing, nor is it expected. They are much too busy posting call-outs on troon-twitter to even think of something as sane as cutting their losses and saving the remaining herd from death.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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so is calling the cops on a criminal, but committing a crime is an act of violence against society (depending on the crime), so you reap what you sow etc tl;dr the cops should give that horror shack the fucking Chris Dorner treatment

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Something important to remember is that the Tranch keeps more livestock than just alpacas.

If he's willing to admit that 30-1/4 of the entire herd of alpacas died (and even that number seems suspiciously low given the state of everything), just how many of the other animals kept on the Tranch have also died? The sheep, the chickens, the ducks, etc.

Simply put, I don't think we're dealing with just a mass grave of alpacas here.

And where are the sheep?

Alright, so no way in hell is it going to let me upload images in the current DDOS cluster fuck, but I noticed a personal cow was apparently tangentially involved with the Tranch. Went and did some Twitter digging and found a few tidbits.

Most of them were funny but unrelated (the good people of Westcliff being subjected to a pair of granny trannies having an awkward 'lesbian' makeout session in the damn coffeeshop, the Tranch apparently hosting a 'Furry Thanksgiving', etc etc) but one thing I did find out is said personal cow claiming that they sold him a sheep/lamb to eat.

Not entirely sure what to make of that, or whether said lamb was meant to be eaten THERE or at home; does that mean they slaughtered it, probably with the same horrific incompetence they show in everything else? Did they sell him an animal that died? Who knows, but I guess there are at least a few cutesy lambs around still, though they may be becoming ex-lambs one way or another.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's amazing how accurately they are recreating the protected class category that got the Catholics into so much trouble.

"Oh, so this priest diddled your son and stole $100k from donations? Don't go to the outside authorities, that would cause a scandal and hurt the Church. Leave it to us and we will deal with it (ie cover it up and do nothing)."

And it's little wonder why the cathedral wants to shut us down because we're the only people who'll point out they're capable of doing anything except walking on water like they're Jesus Christ.

 

[Monolith]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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I wonder if they just chucked them in the pit or tried to Tetris them to save space.

 

[retard strength]

Alright, so no way in hell is it going to let me upload images in the current DDOS cluster fuck, but I noticed a personal cow was apparently tangentially involved with the Tranch. Went and did some Twitter digging and found a few tidbits.

Most of them were funny but unrelated (the good people of Westcliff being subjected to a pair of granny trannies having an awkward 'lesbian' makeout session in the damn coffeeshop, the Tranch apparently hosting a 'Furry Thanksgiving', etc etc) but one thing I did find out is said personal cow claiming that they sold him a sheep/lamb to eat.

Not entirely sure what to make of that, or whether said lamb was meant to be eaten THERE or at home; does that mean they slaughtered it, probably with the same horrific incompetence they show in everything else? Did they sell him an animal that died? Who knows, but I guess there are at least a few cutesy lambs around still, though they may be becoming ex-lambs one way or another.

Usually a treat when cows intersect, but trannies ruin every god damn thing they interact with of course.

Anyway I'm pretty sure Sidechew Phil has mentioned eating tranch lambs before, ones that they slaughtered for it. Which I'd bet money was done in such a way that would make the most unethical factory farms blush because, again, trannies ruin everything. I'll see if I can find the post about it.

 

[Vesperus]

Shearing alpacas is not as easy as people think, they aren't sheep. The wool is delicate and expensive for a reason, and if you want to sell it, you need to do it right.

You have to first tie them so they won't get hurt while you shear them, and do it in a way they won't hurt themselves. I wouldn't trust these people doing it in the right way or not doing it at all and rather cutting their skin or stab them.

Turns out, there is a normative for how to do it properly that all alpaca farmers must follow if they want to sell. Not only says how to shear it right, but how to classify the wool, by color and age of the animals and when it's the proper time of the year to do it, how many people need to be involved, the order in which the animals should be sheared, and so on. This is what the buyers expect to get, so who they were going to sell it anyway?


Alas, what I do have to wonder is why they do this considering animal rights freaks are very much against this because they consider it animal cruelty, despite the alpacas aren't hurt and, on the contrary, this protects them from poachers who straight up murder them for their wool.

It's almost like a bunch of clueless porn-addled troons trying to set up an alpaca ranch in in the arse end of Colorado was a bad idea.

Who could have forseen that?

 

[F13 Key]

In the past I saw the hysteria about trans genocide and murderous TERFs as just paranoia to laugh at, but now I realize it's actually in some people's interest to deliberately spread that fear. It creates a situation where leaders within the movement can do whatever the fuck they want, commit crimes, abuse others, and they'll get away with it all because their followers will still think they're less dangerous than the outside world.

Not only all this, but,

Blotter | CCSO

www.custercoloradosheriff.com

The Custer County sheriff's office has not as of yet updated the blotter with a report of a deputy being sent over allegations of animal abuse. These people update the blotter over things as small as a report of a lost wallet, so they would for sending a deputy out there, and they have documented animal welfare/abuse calls before.

The blotter shows no sheriff involvement with the tranch or any of its members since at least June 2021. No documented matching calls on CR 305 / Centennial Ranch Rd. No mention of any tranchers by name. Only one mention of an alpaca, in an unrelated location 20 miles north of the tranch. No matching animal neglect or cruelty complaints.

Maybe the sheriffs are lazy and haven't updated the blotter yet. If they don't update it with a report of animal neglect, then this is just another lie from Kevin to garner sympathy and deflect from Paul's accusations.

 

[retard strength]

Couldn't edit in quotes on my last post, here's some silence of the lambs for @BoobWhiskers.

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