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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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how will the mods handle these news?
Back when the State Department's list of Americans who died overseas got updated and it showed Byuu didn't kill himself in Japan, the issue of taking his suicide off KF's page got brought up and the mods said something along the lines of "Well the consensus of news reports didn't say anything about it so as far as we're concerned, Byuu's death is still fact and it's Kiwi Farms' fault."

Another user on this site (I forget who) brought up the story of the ancient Greek philosophers defining a human as "featherless bipeds" and how the consensus would've still treated that as fact despite Diogenes pulling the feathers out of a chicken and saying "Look, I've brought you a man!" But yeah, Wikipedia and its conesuses are the reason why college professors will tell you not to cite it as a source.
 
Back when the State Department's list of Americans who died overseas got updated and it showed Byuu didn't kill himself in Japan, the issue of taking his suicide off KF's page got brought up and the mods said something along the lines of "Well the consensus of news reports didn't say anything about it so as far as we're concerned, Byuu's death is still fact and it's Kiwi Farms' fault."

Another user on this site (I forget who) brought up the story of the ancient Greek philosophers defining a human as "featherless bipeds" and how the consensus would've still treated that as fact despite Diogenes pulling the feathers out of a chicken and saying "Look, I've brought you a man!" But yeah, Wikipedia and its conesuses are the reason why college professors will tell you not to cite it as a source.

I always considered it reasonably ok for a good overview of a subject, but absolutely not a definitive source.

There is a reason there are still widely published encyclopedias and reference books.
 
Following their successes in animal husbandry the tranch move into Horticulture:
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Big thank you to posters with better internet than I who dug up last time they butchered their lambs; I agree that that's probably a much better fate than the average on the Tranch if they're going to a proper butcher.

The very sad thing about all of this is that if it weren't for the obvious bad press that it would involve, I think the Tranchers would be thrilled to just offload all their animals onto Animal Control and wash their hands of having to deal with them. I feel like they'd be happy to have the animals off their hands financially and labor wise as well as a potential sob story about how their cute fuzzy alpaca were just ribbed away by discriminatory chuds, the only problem for them would be the optics of 'yeah they were actually so bad that Animal Control had to step in'..
I feel like if they can find a way to slide the liability onto Bonnie they'll totally go do it, if nothing else when they all jump ship in their upcoming locustlike migration.
 
Most of us kiwis already knew this. However, I don't think we were prepared for the inevitable revealing. All I got to say is I fucking hate trannies. Between animal abuse/child abuse and the constant stifling of free speech when it comes to calling them out on it. I'm tired of these house pets being allowed to shit all over the place because it makes the more liberal amongst us feel superior.
 
50 livestock starving or freezing to death feels like something that should have stopped happening in America when the wild west was tamed.

You have to appreciate the irony that these troons, who feel nothing but hatred for previous generations, have utterly failed at animal husbandry while able to access modern equipment whereas their illiterate ancestors would have easily set up a hamlet that could survive more than 5 days if cut off from the outside.
It feels that way because it is something that stopped happening decades ago. The only time you hear about that much of a livestock herd kicking the bucket is due to outbreaks of disease or having to cull the herd.
 
People are talking about the authorities getting involved in this, but at this rate I hope the spirit of Pachacuti rises from his grave to give the tranchers an Incan curse for crimes against these poor Alpacas.

I am sure these people have offended some old Inca god, I'm sure of that. Or, in any case, the apus. Like I said, they're lucky there is currently a revolt in the South so everybody's busy down there... now,

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want another interesting alpaca fact?

In the 80s, the commies of Sendero Luminoso/Shinning Path mass murdered vicuñas and alpacas to the point of almost extinction (along with hundreds of cattle too) because they considered them a bourgeoisie type of job, like how dare they to have such expensive animals and make money from them?

Commies being commies, I suppose.

I hope tonight I'm drunk enough to make a toast for the poor alpacas and their eternal resting in alpaca heaven.

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So, a few score of dead alpacas, average weight of each is 150 pounds. That's just the ones that are mentioned by Paul, who knows how many after he left. That's at least 7500 pounds of dead alpacas.

Can you imagine the smell? Have you ever had a mouse die in your wall? a mouse weighs ounces. It lingers for weeks.

Also, imagine the vermin attracted to the dead flesh. Flies, rats, maggots. They have a bunch of big strong dogs. There's zero chance the dogs aren't digging up dead alpacas and eating them. Then the dogs are going in the house smelling of rotting flesh and bringing maggots in that were on the alpacas.
 
I was curious to see if there is negative environmental effects of this and I found this

A: https://archive.ph/80VA9




So they're basically poisoned the area for up to 20 years in addition to the extreme desertification they've achieved. I wouldn't know how to be so damaging to the the land if I tried. Based on that journal article they may be able to add biochar to the remains to help absorb some of the contamination. It's probably too late to turn the carcass into biochar at this point.
So at this point the Tranchers have done everything except literally salting the earth. I don't know what sins the good people of Westcliffe committed to have this blight inflicted upon them, but they've paid in full, and then some.
 
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