The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Can you imagine the smell?

Am hole odor masks the stink of rotting alpacas.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I wanted then to go out like Waco. But I would never have guessed they do an Alpaca Auschwitz. So it's a satisfying ending.

Except there's more proof this happened than there is proof the holocaust happened. :^)

 

[Escalating Violence]

Oy Vey! I will not stand for the Anti-Camelidae comments made by you Shmendriks denying the Alpacacaust! You'll be hearin from my lawyah and the ADL!

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Those poor animals. And what did they die for? To lunatic ideals and twisted makeshift values invented by broken minds.

 

[The Ugly One]

Can you imagine the smell? Have you ever had a mouse die in your wall? a mouse weighs ounces. It lingers for weeks.

The burial site is referred to by the locals as, "the stink ditch."

 

[MetalParakeet]

So, the talk of corpse smell got me thinking..

Many years ago, work suffered from a once in a century breeding explosion of a common harmless bug. They filled the workplace in droves to the point where they were actually blocking the light bulbs and making the place dark. It was hard to drive through the property because you were windshield wiping them away like snow.

So someone had the bright idea to dig a trench out back and shovel all the dead bodies into this trench. Just millions of medium sized bugs. They covered it up with a light dusting of dirt and called it a day, cause hey. It's just bugs.

Within 2 days, the smell got so bad that they had to shut down the workplace until they could cover up the pit with gravel because by that point dirt wasn't cutting the stench

So with that in my brain as Reference, I'm thinking about the pit of gigantic mammals in the tranches back yard... especially if that tarp pit theory is true

 

[Wikipedia]

Like Stalin like son daughter, those Alpacas did not deserve that life. Though, maybe death was a mercy compared to the gulag in which they were force to reside. Forced by grown man who cut off their dicks in the search of an ultimate coom. A fruitless goal, empty in results, and brings no long lasting joy. Rest in peace Alpacas.

 

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[Winnie the Poohnani]

EIGHTEEN ROTTING ALPACAS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS AT TRAN RANCH

And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my amhole! --this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those transphobic smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! --and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder! --

"Terfs!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is the beating of his hideous heart!"

- The Tell-Tale Cria by Kevryn Allan Poe

 

[Nick Gars]

I’m no livestock expert, but aren’t Alpacas on the hardier side when it comes to caring for them?

From what I gathered, you have to be outright neglectful or actively trying in order to kill an Alpaca. They come from the Andes, so they're already pretty hardy from the get-go.

 

[Path Wanderer]

"the stink ditch."

The Tranch has become a WWI no man's land, with rotting alpacas attended to only by crows in a frozen moonscape. The only sound for miles being the gunfire between Troon and KF forces and the whistling of the brap and dilator shells

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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The virgin killing 30 - 50 alpacas via neglect vs the chad killing 30 - 50 wild hogs with a AR-15

 

[Grift Garrison]

Has anyone suggested that they might be eating the alpacas? They sure have alot for taco tuesdays.

 

[Retarded Fat Autist]

ok but how?
alpacas are like one of the easiest live stock to take care of
they eat mostly grass and hell you can keep like 8 on a single acre easy because they only eat the top half of grass so it keeps growing
their fucking shit even works as good fertilizer for the range they are in and they like to all shit in the same place for some bizarre reason so its easy to take care of
their wool is some of the easiest to shear and get ready to make into clothes...
these mother fuckers cant be that lazy you need to toss out like like 2-4 pounds of fucking hay and some fucking water to keep a alpaca alive with ZERO effort on your end and exchange you get free wool to sell and tax benefits

 

[Fortyone]

Look on the bright side, maybe all the alpaca corpses in the ground will actually make the ground fertile for once and plants will be able to grow there again

 

[WelperHelper99]

With the cold snap that's ran through this winter, I'm not exactly surprised, but it sounds like it's been happening for longer. Absolutely horrifying. The only good thing to come out of this is that the land they were buried on  might be fertile after. Also they're burning the troon shack to stay warm because their hippy solar panels don't pull enough juice XD. And as another note, despite having been a while since checking this thread, I have to say: FN Five-Seven pistols in a state with a 15 round mag limit completely defeates the point of 5.7, especially with civvie rounds. Truly troon mania.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Look on the bright side, maybe all the alpaca corpses in the ground will actually make the ground fertile for once and plants will be able to grow there again

After the cadaver decay island crops up first, maybe. The byproducts of decaying bodies will generally kill off plant life if the corpse isn't buried deep enough or- in this case- there's more corpses than there is plant life+dirt.

Nice thing is the CDI won't be as toxic or linger as long due to the fact that the pacca corpses probably weren't preserved. Hopefully the tranchers didn't use any poisons to deter scavengers.
Eta: typo fixed

 

[whothefuck]

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i cant really tell what im looking at here, is that the alpaca feed?

 

[Jump]

i cant really tell what im looking at here, is that the alpaca feed?

No its the growing pile of trash. Old appliances. Old mattresses. A broken down car with the hood up.
It looks like they literally just stand on the (half fallen off ) porch and just toss their trash outside.

 

[The Ugly One]

these mother fuckers cant be that lazy

I see you are just now learning about troons for the first time.