Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
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Dolphin Lundgren said:
The funny thing is, what does New York have to do with that?
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probably her perception of the "coastal liberal elite" modified to support a woe-is-me narrative. she needs a straw man that is both conventionally elite (wealthy urbanite) and out-of-touch with the masses/poverty-stricken and what better example of that then a dense urban sprawl that has an incredible class divide between wealthy and impoverished yet still tends to hold onto elite liberal perspectives with little concept of the experience of southern rural poverty? that her povery and grief is largely self-inflicted by personality disorder, poor habits, poor behavior, and wilful ignorance can be glossed over by comparison if you're a narcissist.
 
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Part of it is definitely old fashioned North vs South hatred, but I think much of it is is also because of this thread or even me in particular.

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My location is set as New York City, for reference.

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Considering how petty Polissa is, I can believe that this thread has only thrown fuel into her NY hate fire.

Here is the TikTok that @Broken Pussy referenced, by the way. Still have one more hour in my neck of the woods before it's 2023!




[eew it's a Blanche voice vid]

Happy New Year's Eve, y'all! We made it! The end of 2022. This nightmare is almost over! And I know 2023 is going to be our year! 2023 is going to be glorious! And new cycle begins, there's going to be a lot of new beginnings. It's gonna be exciting. And I want to make sure all of us make it [lol like Polly actually cares], so I need you to do a few things.

Stay safe, tonight! *deep breath* If you're gonna drink, do not drive! [Polly you were spending over $250 a month on your last car insurance because your driving is that shit] You have one drink, you do not drive! What you're gonna do is you're gonna call AAA! They have a tow to go service tonight on New Year's Eve to make sure you get home safe! *deep breath* They will send a tow truck to you, and as long as you're partying within ten miles of where you're staying for the night, *deep breath* they will take you free of charge! Kay? This is for members and non members! So! Call the number, I've got it listed for you.

*deep breath* Also! Ladiesss! We are going to do the buddy system [Yeah like I wanna hear Polissa talk to me about the buddy system] *deep breath* We are not going home with strange men, we do not know because they might be psychos [like Tyler or Josh]. There's too many psychos running around [she sounds so jovial talking about this] so we're not gonna do that! *deep breath* We are gonna stay aware [I don't even party and I was given this discussion by so many women in my life, college groups, and magazine articles as a teen, women usually know this by the time they graduate high school], we're gonna watch out for each other's drinks [or maybe just drink what we receive from the bartender and finish it before doing anything else?], we're gonna cover our drinks, *deep breath* we're gonna wear that special fingernail polish that tells us if something's been put into our drink [I looked this up and while some (male) university students were developing such a thing in 2014, it's not actually on the market as of December 2022. Even then, many anti rape groups do not approve of this product because it implies that women are fully at fault for their sexual assaults]. It's at around 12 o clock noon right now [in Alabama], go ahead and put that on your fingers, let it get good and dry for tonight.

*deep breath* *tongue click* Okay, so let's see. We're not going to drink and drive, we're going to get a tow truck, we're doing the buddy system, um, we are watching up for each other's drinks, we're not going to the bathroom alone [Polissa acts like she lives in an area where solitary women are raped on sight; women's bathrooms also often have very long lines in clubs]. We're going to do the things that keep us safe [women's defense classes can be found for cheap or free in most areas if you're unlike Polly and go out into the real world even half the time!].

Oh! We're going to stay with our intuition and our, keep our wits about us, because we live in a pew pew pew type world [found my new tagline!] and *deep sniff* you know, there's evil people, so! But other than that, *witch giggle* *deep breath* Oh what a dystopian world we live in!

But that's okay, because 2023 is gonna be it! Because 23 is my lucky number! And I'm claiming 2023 is going to be the best year! We're not making resolutions! We are going to fulfill dreams this year by doing the work [like Polissa works]: the physical work, the spiritual work, the self work, the work within our families and our relationships! [Mental work, though? Mental things are scary, REJECTED!] That's what 2023 is gonna be! A return to balance and to home! [Destination T3 [Tub Trailer Terrace] 2023!] I hope it is the best for you because it will be for me! I love you! See you next year!
 
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Late to the party, but I don't believe Josh is doing meth. He's stupid and impulsive enough that he'd spiral straight into hell, were he to pick up any hard drug, and, as has been pointed out, Polissa would have a fit if he was spending money on drugs instead of her. So his weight loss and muscle wasting are, I'm convinced, due to diabetes.

That said, it's hard to pick a favorite Polissa moment, but I think sitting there, making a video, while completely oblivious to the cockroaches visible behind her, has to take the top spot. Good gravy, woman; get your shit together, because if nothing else outed you as the most debased form of white trash, that sure as hell did.
 
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Did she actually say, "We are going to fulfill our dreams this year by doing the work" ????

Pissa, you wouldn't be where you are today (in this "dystopian society" of which you speak) if you had actually done the work required to be a functioning member of society. It is evident that you are grossly offended by the very notion of work that does not fulfill your soul. You believe that you are too good to do any sort of work that you deem "lowly."

I believe by "doing the work" she means doubling down on the gimmes.

P.S. @Null : Semper fi.
 
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Another favorite Polly moment of 2022: the medieval peasants tweet. Thank you for reminding me, @Rasputin’s Side Piece .

I found it hilarious for her to reference physical work yet completely omitted mental work. It’s all about the soul for Pissa.

She claims that she was not making resolutions but T3 2023 is definitely a goal of hers with the “return to balance and home” mention. Goddamn do I want her to make it into Tub Trumpet Trailer. It’ll be like when some dickwad wants infinite pleasure in Hellraiser only to receive what the Cenobites regard as such. Only instead of a puzzle box, there’s a Tub Trumpet.
 
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The green costume for the fair is my favourite moment for this cow in 2022. Never forget those dainty butterflies, and that cheap knockoff whimsical necklace, neither of which were visible on Polisssa's gargantuan frame. We'll also have to agree to disagree in art preferences, because while I grasp the deep appreciation for Beach cat, I'm actually fonder of that wonky owl. It's very "van Gogh on mushrooms" in my opinion, and delightful for that reason.
 
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Broken Pussy said:
My favorite Polissa moment is “taxation is theft”. It’s a prime example of how stupid she is. Her entire understanding of economic policy is “give me free stuff”.
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It's no different from the other government leeches that cry about how bad the government is only to want all the welfare benefits awarded by the government. Polissa squanders her tugboat but she cannot live the way she does without welfare.

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One Polissa moment I liked that I haven't seen mentioned yet (and I cannot find at the moment) was when she was bragging about loving 'litterature' and how well read she is. Gorl, we know you can't read. Gtfo
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You're gonna love one of her new TikToks, then, because it's more of that!

The very first TikTok of the year was posted at 4 AM her time, and has her looking like a sleep paralysis demon at the foot of my bed:




[lol piano music]

Hey, TikTok. Happy New Years. It's almost 4 AM. I hope that all of you made it home safe and sound. I hope you had a wonderful night and had fun, and brought in the new year in a good and wonderful way. I did. I'm exactly where I started my night. With friends, and *deep breath* now on a couch cuddled up with my hubby [if it's someone else's couch, they're gonna need to burn it because that funk will never get out]. He's been passed out for awhile and like always, I'm always trying to get my brain to settle down like the toddler it is [20 hours in bed and 12 packs of Mello Yello will do that to a motherfucker]. *sniff* *tongue click* Good night, y'all. And Happy New Year's. *tongue click* See you soon. *horrifying scooting up the camera closer to her face so she can turn off the phone camera shot*

Then here's the TikTok I just mentioned, where she adds "hyperlexia" onto her ever changing list of conditions that she has




[starts with stitch asking if dyslexics can read a certain "coded message"]

[Polissa's voice is very scratchy in this vid, like she has a sore throat. She's also doing the Blanche voice on top of it. Ghastly.]

Yeah, I can read it, but I'm not dyslexic. I'm hyperlexic and an auto reader, which means I learned how to read *deep breath* really early, uh, before uh, official teacher tried to teach me [well, we're off to a great start, aren't we]. Which means I learned how to read all wrong [oh joy, another copout] *deep breath* *faster voice* but it makes it really easy and fun to read stuff like that! And I love the challenge! *deep breath* But that one was actually pretty easy to figure out! Um, I always look at the first letter in the last letter, and my brain just fills in the rest! So yeah!

I just want to point out that while she and some other commenters flex about how they can read the text in the stitch, there's a phenomenon whose name escapes me that allows people to read messages like this relatively easily despite the letters being jumbled up. In fact, Polissa pointed out exactly why you can read it. I'm assuming this is just more munchie bullshit (on both the OP and Pissa's part; we know Pissa is full of shit either way)
 
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