[eew it's a Blanche voice vid]
Happy New Year's Eve, y'all! We made it! The end of 2022. This nightmare is almost over! And I know 2023 is going to be our year! 2023 is going to be glorious! And new cycle begins, there's going to be a lot of new beginnings. It's gonna be exciting. And I want to make sure all of us make it [
lol like Polly actually cares], so I need you to do a few things.
Stay safe, tonight! *deep breath* If you're gonna drink, do not drive! [
Polly you were spending over $250 a month on your last car insurance because your driving is that shit] You have one drink, you do not drive! What you're gonna do is you're gonna call AAA! They have a tow to go service tonight on New Year's Eve to make sure you get home safe! *deep breath* They will send a tow truck to you, and as long as you're partying within ten miles of where you're staying for the night, *deep breath* they will take you free of charge! Kay? This is for members and non members! So! Call the number, I've got it listed for you.
*deep breath* Also! Ladiesss! We are going to do the buddy system [
Yeah like I wanna hear Polissa talk to me about the buddy system] *deep breath* We are not going home with strange men, we do not know because they might be psychos [
like Tyler or Josh]. There's too many psychos running around [
she sounds so jovial talking about this] so we're not gonna do that! *deep breath* We are gonna stay aware [
I don't even party and I was given this discussion by so many women in my life, college groups, and magazine articles as a teen, women usually know this by the time they graduate high school], we're gonna watch out for each other's drinks [
or maybe just drink what we receive from the bartender and finish it before doing anything else?], we're gonna cover our drinks, *deep breath* we're gonna wear that special fingernail polish that tells us if something's been put into our drink [
I looked this up and while some (male) university students were developing such a thing in 2014, it's not actually on the market as of December 2022. Even then, many anti rape groups do not approve of this product because it implies that women are fully at fault for their sexual assaults]. It's at around 12 o clock noon right now [in Alabama], go ahead and put that on your fingers, let it get good and dry for tonight.
*deep breath* *tongue click* Okay, so let's see. We're not going to drink and drive, we're going to get a tow truck, we're doing the buddy system, um, we are watching up for each other's drinks, we're not going to the bathroom alone [
Polissa acts like she lives in an area where solitary women are raped on sight; women's bathrooms also often have very long lines in clubs]. We're going to do the things that keep us safe [
women's defense classes can be found for cheap or free in most areas if you're unlike Polly and go out into the real world even half the time!].
Oh! We're going to stay with our intuition and our, keep our wits about us, because we live in a pew pew pew type world [
found my new tagline!] and *deep sniff* you know, there's evil people, so! But other than that, *witch giggle* *deep breath* Oh what a dystopian world we live in!
But that's okay, because 2023 is gonna be it! Because 23 is my lucky number! And I'm claiming 2023 is going to be the best year! We're not making resolutions! We are going to fulfill dreams this year by doing the work [
like Polissa works]: the physical work, the spiritual work, the self work, the work within our families and our relationships! [
Mental work, though? Mental things are scary, REJECTED!] That's what 2023 is gonna be! A return to balance and to home! [
Destination T3 [Tub Trailer Terrace] 2023!] I hope it is the best for you because it will be for me! I love you! See you next year!