Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[unexpected onions]

Luna still won't die.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Chris Chan homeless arc.
Cyraxx gets popped in the mouth from one of his detractors on camera.
Elliot no dong Jones will continue to harass the farms as more consent accidents come to light.
The tranny agenda will go after kids with establishment backing.
Ethan Ralph will get beat up by the cartel.
USA will get clownier and clownier.
Null won't give the total retard war up.
I will collect more Bionicles and slowly kill my liver with more liquor.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mass degeneracy of the left continues unabated and America continues to collapse. Guess I didn't need to tell anyone that though.

 

[KingFrampt]

A major lolcow will be declared missing, they will turn up 2 weeks later and never address the incident

Keffals will attempt gofundme v2 and get less than 5000 dollars

Ralph will probably die or have a near death experience, it's been ramping up to it for awhile now

Corey Barnhill will be exposed (again) for possessing child porn, he will not be arrested because he is a fed

 

[WULULULULU]

Maybe a non-political lolcow can be popular again? I dunno, kinda tired of politics shit in my enjoyment of lurking lolcows last year.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I predict Ethan Ralph will smuggle himself into Romania, corn cob hollowed out and filled with aids laced crack, smuggle it in in his ass into Romania, to have gay sex with Andrew Tate while smoking said crack and getting aids.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

A major chimpout.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Luna still won't die.

Neither will the Lich Queen, even as her body parts start to rot and fall off.

 

[Autism Contractor]

-Chris-chan ends up in a mental health facility.
-long dong fong has another consent accident and joins the 42%

 

[Albeats Scum]

The Gunt will either end up in jail, or in a morgue

 

[RantyAndy]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Ralph gets his shit kicked in (again) and finds a way to mention metokur every time.

 

[Big Green]

A fourth suicide will be blamed on the farms

 

[Burd Turglar]

Russel Greer will see the error of his ways and sue himself for wasting so many peoples time and money.

 

[doodoocaca]

Sneeding over Trump will kick into high gear.
Biden will continue to be a worthless doddering old fuck who escaped accountability for being a creep.
Putin will try to pin shit on some random political enemies, or even allies he fear would usurp him. Perhaps Wagner group, even.
Fong will somehow be the first off-twatter troon to corncob.
Keffals will become sober on account of running out of money for drugs and alcohol.
Rising crime, bums, and bullshit will lead to reversing a lot of what came out of the Floyd's Summer Sneed of 2020. Some idiots will riot to try to reestablish relevance and the live streams will be amazing.
Donut Operator will become chief of police breakdown surgery.
Chris will do something so incredibly retarded and unmistakably autistic even we will be surprised somehow.

 

[Chickin BBQ]

Happy 2023 Kiwis.

Now we trully can Build Back Better (for someone else)

 

[Just don't like em.]

Ralph Sharts himself on stream again and travels to Serbia to square up with Jersh but gets shanked and robbed by gypsies

Turkey bombs and invades Greece

Musicbizmarty finally gets to hook up with hot single retard dwarfs In his area

 

[Cats]

My brother had a friend, a black kid, Anthony, and my brother's like "I got this Casio Keyboard, Anthony" and he's like "Yeah? and my brother's like "Yeah, spend the night" so Anthony spends the night. And they're playing this Casio keyboard, beep boop deet deet doot, all you hear is *SMASH*, the door open. My dad, completely naked, right? Anthony says, "What the fuck?!" my dad takes the keyboard...slams it on my brother's fuckin back, keys are flying all over the place but here's the thing...what we discovered. He turns around. There's toilet paper sticking out of his asshole. Right? And that's when we knew about his anal leakage. And I have it now too.

 

[Chickin BBQ]

Also YOU, this is the year YOU complete your lovequest.

 

[Broseph]

It's been almost three years since the last major nigger chimpout so that means we're probably overdue for another one...

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Ethan Ralph will travel to Portugal again.