Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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I predict a planned economic implosion of the U.S. dollar, the amount of money printed is bound to make the dollar worthless and CBDCs will be presented as a fix, and it will require an always online digital ID. It will be made law that all social media will require a state issued digital ID in place of emails and phone numbers, you get one user account with your digital ID that's tied to your CBDC, which will have an expiration date to prevent you from saving money. The introduction of CBDCs, digital IDs and mandated facial recognition cameras will also usher in a Social Credit Score system like China's. It will be as though the Bill of Rights doesn't exist, and if someone screws up and does something to upset the government machine, that person's entire family tree will be punished. It will become common place for large groups of citizens to suddenly be cut from society. People will not be allowed to simply go inna woods and live off the fat of the land, national parks will become off limits to common citizens under the pretext of healing nature and restoring endangered species. Anyone cut from society trying to enter the wilderness will simply be arrested for disturbing nature and never be seen again, those who remain in the city will simply starve to death on the streets. There will be no privacy, there will be no rights, there will be no freedom.
 
New virus scare, climate change lockdowns, vilification of critical thinking, The True Death of the big I at the hands of the troons, CBDC, energy crisis, famine, and digital id being mandatory everywhere the death of online privacy on the clearnet.
 
Jim finds out what's ailing him not because of the doctors at the Mayo Clinic but some rando in his superchats suggested something.

Also that Ralph sharts himself and goes to jail.
 
Economy:
2 digit inflation continues, gas goes > $5/gal, dems make some kind of 'economy saving' bill that ends up increasing taxes.
Bear market continues. Crypto Winter lasts until summer, then crypto starts recovering.

War
Russia continues with slow progress. Cities start to fold under a long winter and extended shortages. The CIA gets caught with more international fuckery, Russia threatens nukes, but China swings it's big economic hammer.
The Dems give up a few alphabet operatives...

Chris
Chris gets 5 years. Barb dies. Chris gets a proper 'welcome' into prison, and is quickly removed from general population.

Cows
Ralph gets robbed/burgled/kidnapped in Mexico.
Jim doesn't die.
Keffals fakes a suicide attempt, gets 6 figs of donations. He tries it again, but ends up really hurting himself - using up the 6 figures.
AF has crazy infighting - ends up dissolving into something with Kanye
Tommy Tooter dies - rapid onset superaids

KF
More internet fuckery - but Josh endures

-All fictional works, no reality was harmed in making this production-
 
Dong Long Gone will continue to lose and Tier 1 carriers will pick the Farms back up. News of his consent accidents will spread to the ends of the internet and he will end up fired from his cushy "Field CTO" position.
 
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Ralph and May split, bringing forth untold amounts of kino.
Chantel, despite being in the best place she's ever been, cheats on her man.
Josh announces a date for the lowtax stream only for Russia to launch nukes.
 
Patrick Tomlinson will get his own board.

Byuu is going to be found alive and well, Wikipedia and journos will not not touch the subject.

Null will lose a lot of weight only to regain it some months later.
 
Crosspost:
Blitzsneed said:
Up to Three Submissions for Card:
1. Ralph gets spitroasted by Vickers and Morris in court and will go into jail/prison.
2. Ralph can't shut up and gets his ass kicked (again), but not as bad as in Portugal. "ARREST HIM!"
3. DSP still outlives everyone.

Additional Predictions:
Likely:
1. Rekieta can't stop getting high off of the ballwashing from wine aunts/moms and turns into a true cow, denouncing the Farms and Null.
2. The incest charge sticks and CWC will be sent into prison.
3. Nick Fuentes getting his ass kicked either by moon crickets or commie faggots. It's most likely getting caught on tape.
4. Kinochet doing shit so retarded that he will get his own thread.

Less-Likely:
1. Metokur manages to make it through 2023, even if there will be radio silence for at least 2 months.
2. Nick Fuentes' sex tape getting leaked.
3. Baked Alaska's meth handjob tape gets leaked and Milo completely loses his shit.
4. Godwinson turning into Ralph's co-host.
5. Ralph putting off his glasses at Ralphamania and someone taking a picture of it at the best possible moment, providing evidence that Ralph's eyes are crooked as fuck.

Wtf, lol?
1. Ralph manages to piss off a cartel member and we will see footage of him getting killed.
2. Fuentes sells cozy.tv after he realizes his political career is over.
3. Baked Alaska manages to get shanked and die in prison.
4. Dick Masterson getting busted for possessing CP.

Up to Three Submissions for Card:
1. Idubbbz and Anisa will get divorced (or Creator Clash 2 is going to be a complete trashfire, tanking Icuckkkz repuation even further)
2. Keffals will kill himself or pull a Byuu and pin it on the Farms.
3. Chantal will be divorced and goes back to Canada after SALAH gets his residence permit to Leafland.

Additional Predictions:
Likely:
1. Shädman will be sent to prison.

Less-Likely:
1. Several troons are outed doing heinous shit so bad that mainstream media picks up on it, doing irreversible damage to the tranny fad.
2. WWIII kicks off. We all die by nuclear hellfire (the lucky ones) or in a ditch with radiation sickness.
3. A "famous" JewTuber (1mil. subs minimum) that wasn't a cow turns into a full-blown one.

Wtf, lol?
1. A tape of Jim Sterling jacking off or being naked while larping as a woman gets leaked.
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I think it will be revealed that a high-profile celebrity/politician will have an active kiwi account. (they will be burned on the cross by tranny MSM)
Nick Fuentes will finally come out of the closet and run for President of America with his girlfriend and running mate Dylan Mulvaney.
Pipkin Pippa will get 300K subs and do anything you want.
It is revealed Jim was killed by his chinese asset girlfriend Jade by long term poisoning.
Ukraine will take back Crimea will liberal use of the 1960s rocket drones they keep finding and refurbishing.

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