Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Civil War. We have been close like 6 times now. All it is gonna take is one wrong person to get killed or one single state's worth of politicians to tell the federal government to fuck off and they aren't going to comply anymore.
 
2023 is going to be the dip that you buy that gets slightly better in 2024 then flatlines but you hodl'd too hard so you lost it all
 
Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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  • Quasi will get his debtor's exam, Patrick will be forced to answer under oath any and all questions related to his finances
  • Someone will show up to one of Patrick's conventions, Patrick will assault them and go to prison
  • Patrick will file for bankruptcy/Niki will file for divorce. They will lose the hovel.
 
Trannies get btfo over hogwarts legacy.
lolcows get rekt, even if Jim dies.
The market splits in half as people realize that everyone at the top level is a rapidly declining autist.
Workers stop giving a shit while bosses mald that they can't make people work like they used to.
Super storms.
Covid cracks a variant that kills the boomers, peace is restored.
 
Thiletonomics said:
News Events:
  • Andrew Tate will be convicted, and get some extremely long prison sentence, i.e. 666 years, or gets executed publicly. If the latter happens, then his body will be used as a "DESIGNATED SHITTING SPOT".
  • Canada will go further all-in on their MAiD policies, removing any actual medical evaluations to perform them, remove all age limits to then (so Canada returns to the Spartan era of offing "defective" babies), and somehow includes the Convoy Truckers, or anyone with the "Freedom Convoy" gene or symptoms, to be mandatorily given MAiD, no questions asked.
  • Xinnie the Pooh will re-instate their Zero COVID policies again, and go even further with that. Chinese news media will make fake footage of people dying in mass in other countries, as in the 100 GORILLION DEAD NO IPHONE VUVUZELA deal, will start up a mass extermination plan for pets (because COVID bad), and even go as far as chaining people up in their homes, in addition to sealing up doors and windows.
  • Chris somehow goes free, for reasons. Someone then gives Chris a free place to live for life, no questions asked, and we have more Chris material to see, maybe even a return to the Classic Age of Chris, in a bastardized form.
Games:

  • Blizzard doesn't provide the updates for World of Warcraft, as shown in their roadmap. Many updates will be either be massively delayed until next year, or outright cancelled.
  • Diablo 4 becomes a financial flop, that support for the game is dropped, and they go all-in on Diablo Immortal for the future of the franchise.
  • Fire Emblem Engage will be either Battlefield 2042 or Pokémon Scarlet/Violet levels of unpolished, yet the game will still sell very well. And commence their fandom being even more insufferable, just because.
  • DOTA 2's The international prize pool will be even lower than last year's one, which was already less than half of 2021's TI. (2021 TI: $40 million -> 2022 TI: $18 million -> 2023 TI: $8 million)
  • The Smash community will keep on playing Smash Melee, and Nintendo seethes so hard, that they pay the CCP to send tanks to Smash Melee tournaments. A Tiananmen Square 2.0 picture is made, this time being two smelly men playing Smash Melee, with a tank facing them. The tank kills a lot of people, and yet people will still play Smash Melee.
  • A Korean team will win League of Legends's Worlds, for obvious reasons.
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Canada's political system is destabilizing and growing increasingly concerning. I'm hoping some insane person somehow gets their hands on Tredoodoo's saliva and does a DNA test. There is NO WAY he is not Castro's spawn. I'm also optimistically hoping Tredoodoo is ousted in 2023. Me thinks the NFA will double in membership there, Canadians are going to want their handguns. I'm also predicting US advocacy, agreements, intervention and glownigger ops to stabilize Canada in "our" favor. I'm seeing more people getting annoyed with *technically* being under King Charles. More Canadians will want their election process reformed and unpozed. 2021 was a weird year for them.

Canada exports a lot of lolcows, maple syrup, music, actors, metals, vehicles, fuel, wood products, and pharmaceuticals to the US. The US has many reasons to try and get our paws in their pie away from China.
 
I predict that a dozen more articles are going to get published about gamergate
 
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