Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[LateNightMuffin]

In terms of individuals, I used to "hate read" Adrian Harrop's thread the most. Now Dylan is my worst "hate read" single cow thread.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Am I the only one that thinks Dylan looks a bit like a Gulper Eel?

There's something about the fucking size of his mouth compared to the twiggy-ness of the rest of him that just gives me the willies and this is the only decent comparable I can think of.

The only remaining question is will surgery give him the ability to inflate his head like Gulper Eels do when threatened.

 

[beef lo mein]

Is he still wearing bandages like this photo?
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Oh boy. If this is it? They did fuck up his eyes. Should have left well enough alone. Still doesn't look like a woman. Oh well!

Happy New Year, everybody!

 

[Fapcop]

1: Dylan’s attempts at monetizing this nonsense are flat out gross. The “reveal videos” the hidden head. Gross, gross, gross.

2: Even for a troon everything about him is remarkably fake. The matchup-matchup outfits… The two friends who were obviously told to look their best because they were going to be props. (LMAO! Who the f wears shoes like that visiting someone in the hospital?! Extra giggles for the huge clompers the troon squeezed into some boots!)

3: Dylan will without a doubt look like shit. This butcher 100% went for the: “How much money and publicity can I squeeze out of this?” Approach instead of doing the minimal work that would fit Dylan the best.

But hey, it’s a TikTok star! Better do every single procedure I know on him, so he can be a human billboard for my services!

 

[Elysian]

In this scene you’re a tryhard handmaiden ally. And go!

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They’ve really seen some shit huh

 

[Troony Kong]

Am I the only one that thinks Dylan looks a bit like a Gulper Eel?
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There's something about the fucking size of his mouth compared to the twiggy-ness of the rest of him that just gives me the willies and this is the only decent comparable I can think of.

The only remaining question is will surgery give him the ability to inflate his head like Gulper Eels do when threatened.

The uncanny thing about Dylan is that he has (had?) a face that was both manly and elfin at the same time. The perpetual gay expressions don't help. Noticeable 'gay' facial expressions are uncanny because they are INTENSE expressions (particularly in the mouth zone) found in little babies (0-6 months old) but on grown male faces.

Sometimes these facial expressions are mistaken for being feminine on a man, but that's not it. On a woman, these expressions would read as being hyper and 'extra', like something is wrong. Anne Hathaway is one actress who frequently has these expressions, and she looks like she has one of her fingers in an electric socket all the time.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Happy New Year’s Kiwi’s!!!

Let’s start the new year off right with some pure, unadulterated retardation!

Dylan’s Christmas TikTok and Instagram reel (obviously filmed before FFS surgery)….

Selected gems:



A lot to unpack there…..


It’s complete shit. And you know it, and you’re trying to make it seem like you’re in on the joke, but you are the joke, Dylan



Oh…ha ha…I see you attempted to make a joke there Dylan, but you failed miserably. Your only rival is Keffals in both your total lack of any comedic chops and your inability to hide your complete and utter dismissive contempt of women…


No one cares



Dylan…..is Keffals writing these “jokes” for you?


This one made me irrationally angry.


I hated every second of it…..and now you can too!!!

Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary Brown Hair: @justmelt Makeup: @kellymchris_mua Prod Assistants: @morganacunning and @darcy_brown_"

172K Likes, 3,139 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary B..."

www.instagram.com

Edited to include the obnoxious and loathsome TikTok

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Happy New Year’s Kiwi’s!!!

Let’s start the new year off right with some pure, unadulterated retardation!

Dylan’s Christmas TikTok and Instagram reel (obviously filmed before FFS surgery)….

Selected gems:
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A lot to unpack there…..

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It’s complete shit. And you know it, and you’re trying to make it seem like you’re in on the joke, but you are the joke, Dylan

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Oh…ha ha…I see you attempted to make a joke there Dylan, but you failed miserably. Your only rival is Keffals in both your total lack of any comedic chops and your inability to hide your complete and utter dismissive contempt of women…

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No one cares

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Dylan…..is Keffals writing these “jokes” for you?

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This one made me irrationally angry.


I hated every second of it…..and now you can too!!!


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Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary Brown Hair: @justmelt Makeup: @kellymchris_mua Prod Assistants: @morganacunning and @darcy_brown_"

172K Likes, 3,139 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary B..."

www.instagram.com

Edited to include the obnoxious and loathsome TikTok

Dyldo's shitty taste in dolls will never cease to offend me. Buy all the shitty Barbies you want, Dyldo. Just stay the hell away from Rainbow High.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Sometimes these facial expressions are mistaken for being feminine on a man, but that's not it. On a woman, these expressions would read as being hyper and 'extra', like something is wrong. Anne Hathaway is one actress who frequently has these expressions, and she looks like she has one of her fingers in an electric socket all the time.

Because those aren't expressions humans naturally make. Even the happiest guy or gal will only display a smirk, a normal person who has just heard a really funny joke won't look like they are inches away from breaking their jaws.

Just to portray an example, i picked pictures Olympic winners during the moment they recieve the medals they have worked so hard for. It's likely that they are experiencing a sense of joy that's indescribable for someone that has not gone through what they have to get those trophies yet you get a smirk at best, you don't see their face contorting in strange ways because nothing is really being forced. They don't need to convince the person looking at them that they are happy.

If you want more examples of this, watch videos of men or women when they just had their kids being born or told that they are going to become a father/mother. They will cry, they will laugh and you can always tell it's natural.

And then... on the flipside...

People might think i'm joking but if you actually compare Dylan's picture to the Olympic winners' example above, it doesn't fit really in but if you compare it to these pictures i took from a creepypasta website, it looks right at home. Hell, i could throw in one or two filters and Dylan would look like a cryptid (More than he already looks).

Your brain can instantly tell that it is a fake expresion, it looks like it should be an expression of joy but it falls butt first into the uncanny valley and hits you with the feeling of not wanting to be in the same room with the thing.

How fake everything about this guy is, is what makes him my least likeable tranny.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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If he's a woman why does he consistently dress like a male prostitute

 

[Kees H]

Happy New Year’s Kiwi’s!!!

Let’s start the new year off right with some pure, unadulterated retardation!

Dylan’s Christmas TikTok and Instagram reel (obviously filmed before FFS surgery)….

Selected gems:
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A lot to unpack there…..

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It’s complete shit. And you know it, and you’re trying to make it seem like you’re in on the joke, but you are the joke, Dylan

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Oh…ha ha…I see you attempted to make a joke there Dylan, but you failed miserably. Your only rival is Keffals in both your total lack of any comedic chops and your inability to hide your complete and utter dismissive contempt of women…

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No one cares

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Dylan…..is Keffals writing these “jokes” for you?

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This one made me irrationally angry.


I hated every second of it…..and now you can too!!!


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Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary Brown Hair: @justmelt Makeup: @kellymchris_mua Prod Assistants: @morganacunning and @darcy_brown_"

172K Likes, 3,139 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary B..."

www.instagram.com

Edited to include the obnoxious and loathsome TikTok

Jesus christ, he's the textbook example of being AGP. If a normie asks me what I mean by saying most troons are AGP's, I just point them to Dylan and they get it straight away.

 

[ASeabear8952]

In this scene you’re a tryhard handmaiden ally. And go!

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The subliminal message girl from SpongeBob sure let herself go, didn’t she?

 

[Fapcop]

Damn, that Christmas video was Fucking sad!

No friends, no family, no Christmas dinner. Nothing of what actually makes the holidays meaningful.

“LOOK AT MAH LONELINESS ISNT IT FUN AND QUIRKY TEEHEE!!”

No Dylan, it’s even more depressing than you LARPing as a woman.

 

[soryu2electricboogaloo]

30s are twink death years. lmao.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

The bow looks like devil horns, so I fixed that for him

 

[Disability Fat]

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The bow looks like devil horns, so I fixed that for him

All those filters and he still doesn't look convincing.

 

[Brutality]

Haven't kept up with Mulvaney since the Biden interview but immediately opening this thread and seeing him looking and sounding like a literal zombie has made me both recoil in disgust and filled me with morbid curiosity. Let's see where 2023 brings him

 

[AssignedEva]

Happy New Year’s Kiwi’s!!!

Let’s start the new year off right with some pure, unadulterated retardation!

Dylan’s Christmas TikTok and Instagram reel (obviously filmed before FFS surgery)….

Selected gems:
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A lot to unpack there…..

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It’s complete shit. And you know it, and you’re trying to make it seem like you’re in on the joke, but you are the joke, Dylan

View attachment 4173531
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Oh…ha ha…I see you attempted to make a joke there Dylan, but you failed miserably. Your only rival is Keffals in both your total lack of any comedic chops and your inability to hide your complete and utter dismissive contempt of women…

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No one cares

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Dylan…..is Keffals writing these “jokes” for you?

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This one made me irrationally angry.


I hated every second of it…..and now you can too!!!


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Dylan Mulvaney on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary Brown Hair: @justmelt Makeup: @kellymchris_mua Prod Assistants: @morganacunning and @darcy_brown_"

172K Likes, 3,139 Comments - Dylan Mulvaney (@dylanmulvaney) on Instagram: "DAYS OF GIRLHOOD: the holiday special! ❤️ Directed by: @turnermadelaine Narrator: Zachary B..."

www.instagram.com

Edited to include the obnoxious and loathsome TikTok

Despite the forensic breakdown of the TikTok I was still completely unprepared for actually watching the video. (Also not very timely - did he slip up on posting this because of surgery recovery?)

I find it interesting that this heavily produced content makes a show of him being forever alone. Is he pivoting his brand to showcase that now? Did his management company decide "depressingly lonely" would get more sympathy clicks?

 

[Vi0l3t]

He has so many facial lines that are deep. I'm so curious how theyll appear after surgery.

 

[veritarded]

He has so many facial lines that are deep. I'm so curious how theyll appear after surgery.

there are advanced surgical techniques they can use to fix that