You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[marvlouslie]

McDonalds snobs. People that think eating a bigmac is beneath them.
It's fucking food you bitchy cunt, you aren't above eating food.
Is it the best food that ever existed? Of course not, but it's cheap, convienient, and is fairly tasty.

If anything, I'm above eating a Big Mac in this current climate and paying over $9 bucks for it. It's not worth $9 dollars.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Agreed. Allergies and the like, totall fine. If you're a 'I don't like that lol' faggot of any kind, of which I'd include vegetarian or vegan niggery especially, you can go and kill yourself. Imagine turning down food for any such bullshit reason. Sounds like immense privilege to me.

Thread tax: I fucking HATE having to choose x, y, and z specific password for a website. Nigga, I want to choose something that is memorable for ME, not you. Inevitably, since it forces you to use something you normally wouldn't, you wind up forgetting it and have to go through the password reset nonsense several months down the line. How is faggotnigger59 any less secure than F@ggotn1gger59? Nobody is guessing or bruteforcing either of those.

Thanks for sharing, now I have to change my password.

 

[Jason Wynn]

McDonalds snobs. People that think eating a bigmac is beneath them.
It's fucking food you bitchy cunt, you aren't above eating food.
Is it the best food that ever existed? Of course not, but it's cheap, convienient, and is fairly tasty.

Mostly agreed, unless you think Little Caesar's is good pizza. Then I have no choice but to judge you.

Thread Tax: People (mostly old people) who take a ridiculous amount of time getting the fuck out of lines at the store. Three people behind you waiting and you stand there taking an eternity to slowly fold your receipt a half dozen times before slowly putting it in your wallet, then slowly gathering your change, then slowly getting your bags while talking the cashier's ear off without a care about anyone else's time.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Mostly agreed, unless you think Little Caesar's is good pizza. Then I have no choice but to judge you.

Thread Tax: People (mostly old people) who take a ridiculous amount of time getting the fuck out of lines at the store. Three people behind you waiting and you stand there taking an eternity to slowly fold your receipt a half dozen times before slowly putting it in your wallet, then slowly gathering your change, then slowly getting your bags while talking the cashier's ear off without a care about anyone else's time.

Had one of these the other day. Morbidly obese woman in her 60s I'd say. Me and some black dude directly in line behind her. I reckon she legitimately took 10+ minutes to get her shit out of the way and pay. Me, the black guy, and the cashier were all sharing the same intense rage.

 

[The Last Stand]

I would not see an issue with this, but I know many women just go to stretch and barely break a sweat at the gym, they go there so show their crap and do instagram and tiktok, which I despise, but people should criticize that instead. If she works out normally I don't see the issue.

Why do people go to the gym to flex? Just work out.

Also, why take a picture of your REFLECTION and post it?



Like WHY?!?!?!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

i am feeling butthurt for many things right now.

One of them is that the courier i use is not working for new years and the faggots couldn't make an announcement or sent a memo the their clients about it with the date they are coming back.

You see, i can't use global shipping on Amazon, if i order something i need a courier to receive it for me in the United States and send it to my fucktarded country. I bought a new pc case and UPS already tried delivering twice but couldn't because they courier office is closed and the courier is not responding my messages either because they are away. I am not sure what happens after the third failed delivery attempt.

I had to cancel the GPU i ordered because it would have arrived yesterday to the same situation and didn't want to risk it. So now i check on Amazon and the same GPU is already costing 40 dollar more two days later .

 

[Ass to Ass]

People who keep insisting that you should tell them what's wrong after saying "nothing." Look, motherfucker, I really don't want to discuss my problems with you. I just want to relax and not think about it.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I hate people who are unironically proud of being pants-on-head retarded.

 

[marvlouslie]

First Amendment "Auditors" that go around filming shit looking for confrontation hoping to get a big payday. It isn't just the "Auditors" themselves that ultimately piss me off. It's the businesses that fall for it. Time and time and time again.

 

[RACISM]

Gonna have to say niggers.

 

[marvlouslie]

I think the biggest valid criticism of X is we had every opportunity to push back against boomerism, knew things were getting worse, and instead just sank into nihilism and apathy, hiding our pain with ironic japes instead of actually, you know, doing something. And if there's anything I hate about millennials, it's that they imitated our irony but were instead sincere about the shit we'd said as jokes.

Like comparing Bush to Hitler at least semi-ironically turned into sincerely believing Trump is his reincarnation. And Bush easily edges out Trump as a worse President simply by getting us involved in costly and optional wars. Say what you like about Trump, he never did that. Liberal self-professed peaceniks get really mad when you point out he's the only President in recent memory who didn't get us involved in wasteful foreign adventures.

Honestly, at this point, I find Gen Z more fucking irritating than I do boomers.

 

[Meat Target]

It's really grating and gross when I hear a person from any walk of life, any expertise reference Sigmund Freud in any serious capacity that is to his credit, particularly if it involves his theories about sexuality. The man was a jewish, sex-obsessed, incest-fetishist, degenerate pedophile who projected his own deviancies and mental illnesses onto other men and boys. Worse, he projected his sick sexual fantasies about women and girls directly onto said women and girls as supposed fact with pretty much no age being off-limits in his sick ideas. He in fact had some very particular fixations on prepubescent girls as young as toddlers that could be summarized as excuses that fathers should molest their daughters because they want it on every level. The freak has been used as a reference and an excuse by countless men looking to justify their behaviors and desires that should land them permanent placement on sex offender registries or better yet, up against a wall.

Freud had more than a couple of daughters, by the way.

Freud has, thankfully, been dismissed by modern psychology. If you're too degenerate for *those* degenerates....

"The media could not be loaded, either because the server of network failed or because Invidious is a piece of shit."

I hate it when the ads load just fine, but the content won't.

If it were up to me, advertisers would get their own designated cauldron in Hell.

 

[The Last Stand]

People who keep insisting that you should tell them what's wrong after saying "nothing." Look, motherfucker, I really don't want to discuss my problems with you. I just want to relax and not think about it.

On that note, you want to make conversation and they UNLOAD on your ass. Or ask an innocuous question and get BTFO'd.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Their fucked up fake meats too, especially the ads for them where they're like "try it for a day" or whatever.

I don't know who is behind the whole fake shit movement but I want to inflict pain on them. It's mostly food related but goddamn, man.

It started out with fake meat for the vegans. Yeah, sure. You want to save the animals but still crave meat. Fine, just don't tell me it tastes like the real thing. It doesn't. It never will.

Now they're making non-alcoholic spirits and "replacement whiskey". No. Drink the alcoholic stuff and if you refuse to/can't do it have a soda or something. No one asked for imitation whiskey or gin or "mocktails". Are people that self-conscious that they can't drink a soda in a drinking setting? Why even go somewhere where people are drinking if you aren't going to drink?

Then there's the nut milk thing. Walnut milk, oat milk, almond milk. They use it in coffee and icecream and people come up to you with big idiot smiles and say "it's just like milk you can't tell the difference!" you can tell the difference. It sticks out like a sore thumb and it behaves differently in recipes. It doesn't have the same properties as milk. Just because it's a thick white liquid doesn't mean it can replace milk. I can cum in your coffee and it won't be a latte.

New healthy soda! It tastes like a soda, but with less sugar- it tastes like shit. There's a reason why soda is 80% sugar by volume.

Then there are these life hacks- replace eggs with bean water! Use X instead of Y! You can't tell the difference! Fry cauliflower, now it's a chicken wing!

I swear it feels like I get told "You can't even tell the difference!" at least once a week. I can tell the difference. Stop it. Wheat gluten and msg isn't bacon. A dairy-free cheesecake isn't a real thing. Stop trying to sell me shit that isn't even what is advertised.

I want to give these people a hug, but instead of my arms I use a shotgun. You can't tell the difference.

Troons fall into this category, too.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Freud has, thankfully, been dismissed by modern psychology. If you're too degenerate for *those* degenerates....

His theories are still unassailable dogma in the media world, though. His ideas are an integral part of post-structuralism and the like, the study of which is required for anyone even remotely connected to media production. The result is that they're woven throughout film and television as part of the cultural zeitgeist, not just in scenes where a character visits a psychiatrist (they're always freudian), but in everythingcharacters do. Their relationships are freudian, their motivations are freudian. Everything characters do in media is ultimately freudian. Freudian concepts remain at the forefront of the popular understanding of psychiatry and psychology to this day as a result.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Fuck you if you put Christmas shit up before the end of Halloween, faggot.

 

[seri0us]

Fuck you if you put Christmas shit up before the end of Halloween, faggot.

That hat is either late or really early.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I don't know who is behind the whole fake shit movement but I want to inflict pain on them. It's mostly food related but goddamn, man.

It started out with fake meat for the vegans. Yeah, sure. You want to save the animals but still crave meat. Fine, just don't tell me it tastes like the real thing. It doesn't. It never will.

Now they're making non-alcoholic spirits and "replacement whiskey". No. Drink the alcoholic stuff and if you refuse to/can't do it have a soda or something. No one asked for imitation whiskey or gin or "mocktails". Are people that self-conscious that they can't drink a soda in a drinking setting? Why even go somewhere where people are drinking if you aren't going to drink?

Then there's the nut milk thing. Walnut milk, oat milk, almond milk. They use it in coffee and icecream and people come up to you with big idiot smiles and say "it's just like milk you can't tell the difference!" you can tell the difference. It sticks out like a sore thumb and it behaves differently in recipes. It doesn't have the same properties as milk. Just because it's a thick white liquid doesn't mean it can replace milk. I can cum in your coffee and it won't be a latte.

New healthy soda! It tastes like a soda, but with less sugar- it tastes like shit. There's a reason why soda is 80% sugar by volume.

Then there are these life hacks- replace eggs with bean water! Use X instead of Y! You can't tell the difference! Fry cauliflower, now it's a chicken wing!

I swear it feels like I get told "You can't even tell the difference!" at least once a week. I can tell the difference. Stop it. Wheat gluten and msg isn't bacon. A dairy-free cheesecake isn't a real thing. Stop trying to sell me shit that isn't even what is advertised.

I want to give these people a hug, but instead of my arms I use a shotgun. You can't tell the difference.

Troons fall into this category, too.

Looks like you rustled some of the homosexuals here. Take your fake shit and it on a spike, faggots. I'll be cooking with butter and eating my deliciously cruel foods.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I find it weird that 10 ish years ago the big push was natural and organic, and now the big push is fake/impossible/overly processed vegan food.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

My computer's sleep/low power settings had been fucked with at some point this week. A cursory investigation revealed the culprit: Fucking Microsoft

Every Zune, Lumia, and Surface Tablet ever built is presently turning the Yangtze River into battery acid. But sure, my SSD-equipped desktop that boots up in less time than it takes to wake from low power settings is the problem.