Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hope everyone is having a nice New Year's Day.

 

[M3xus]

Everything will get worse as our leaders continue to shit themselves and blindly follow status quo.

 

[GrimPortents]

Ethan Ralph will remain fat and that I will not have sex with him

 

[Lisdexamfetamine ℞]

The last 50 white people in America will be forced into a reservation by the end of the year

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Here are 23 predictions for 2023.

1. A black guy will get shot/killed by police, triggering 'peaceful protests' by BLM
2. Russia will use nukes/WMDs to sue for peace in Ukraine and take Ukraine's eastern territories (Donestsk, Luhansk, and the land bridge to Crimea)
3. Something bad will happen to Rob DeSantis
4. Abortion will be a big political issue. Violence is on the table.
5. Crypto crash following regulation
6. Nintendo will announce a new console to replace the Switch
7, RoosterTeeth will close it's doors
8. SCotUS will deny Vic's appeal
9. There will be a highly publicized (and possibly violent) event in which someone (most likely a boomer) lashes out against trannies
10. Keffals will make another attempt to take down the Kiwi Farms
11. We will see Nick Fuentes' penis and/or butthole
12. Chantal will divorce her husband
13. Moviebob will be banned from Twitter
14. Someone will make a move against Project Veritas and get them shut down
15. Pipkin Pippa will be forced to graduate after a comment or stream that pisses off the wrong people
16. Chris Chan will walk free
17. Ethan Klein will shoot himself in the foot
18. Something very gay will happen in Brazil
19. There will be some kind of outrage aimed at Stephen King and coming from leftists
20. A sequel to Buckbreaking will release. It will be very gay and very entertaining.
21. Dayton Hypernova will be arrested (but not necessarily convicted of anything).
22. Andrew Dobson will return
23. Null will experience happiness, only to have it taken away from him in an instant

 

[Wormy]

The last 50 white people in America will be forced into a reservation by the end of the year

There's only 50 of us?! Fucking hell, I can go count more than 100 in my pissant home town alone. How they gonna kill the rest in one year? Exterminations ain't that easy...

 

[Cuckoman]

2023: Ethan Ralph will have a major stroke and become wheelchair-bound. This will make him even more obese.
Towards the end of the year he decides all his problems will be solved if he just troons out and becomes: Ethania Ralph.

 

[Dom Cruise]

The war in Ukraine will escalate and get ball shrivingly close to WW3, cooler heads may prevail, but it's probably not ending without nukes being detonated, it's just a question of how many.

The cultural tide will finally start to turn against Wokeness, too much money has been lost and shit has dragged on for too long, but this may result in things just going back to 2007-2012 levels of stupid instead of actively hostile, but hey, it's a start.

On the flipside to that 2023 is when Trump's movement finally runs out of gas as people just get sick of it all after almost a decade, setting the stage for the 2024 election being Biden vs DeSantis.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

• Peter Thiel supports the farms ... somehow.
• Josh gets laid.
• Biden very publicly shits himself, leading to kneepads' ascension to the presidency of the USA.
• Kiev overrun, Zelinski turns tricks in Miami to lead a new revolution.
• Nick Rekieta kills himself, whether on purpose or accident. Hot tub drowning, car accident, fentanyl/overdose, revenge tranny, faulty bungie jump, an hero in a moment of lucidity... Maybe something wilder.
• Jim outlives Rekieta, but only by a day.
• Ralph outlives Jim, but again, only by a day. (Rule of three.)
• May leaves Ralph just before that.
• Boogie makes it to '24.
• So does DSP.
• Godwinson posts two whole new videos.
• PPP heart attack, loses the baby.
• Byuu is found.
• Anisa troons out.
• Hila Kline pronounces her love for Null, leaves h3h3.
• SneedForo launches to much grey hair, eventual stabilization. Rust devs btfo.
• Simpsons finally cancelled.
• Elon puts Calacanis in charge of Twitter, #s start dropping through the floor. Eventual rise of fediverse and openpub really take off.
• 49ers win the Super Bowl behind a rookie QB.
• US dollar drops, real hard times hit the US.
• Jordan b Peterson goes back to rehab.
• Some major conservative media consolidation, with Ben Shapiro at the head.

 

[BoxerShorts47]

2023 will be even more crazy than 2022
40% chance of WW3 with Russia.

 

[BoxerShorts47]

The cultural tide will finally start to turn against Wokeness, too much money has been lost and shit has dragged on for too long, but this may result in things just going back to 2007-2012 levels of stupid instead of actively hostile, but hey, it's a start.

Lol. People have been saying that since 2016. All the troons have to say is, "we're committing suicide because you don't love us," and everyone bends over backwords to appease them. There isn't any sign of the general public rejecting gay marriage. Tim Pool was supporting reparations on Twitter. There is no sign of the woke wave going backwards. Best case is a slow down.

On the flipside to that 2023 is when Trump's movement finally runs out of gas as people just get sick of it all after almost a decade, setting the stage for the 2024 election being Biden vs DeSantis.

I think Trump will be indicted by the DOJ.

 

[Zaryiu2]

• Peter Thiel supports the farms ... somehow.
• Josh gets laid.
• Biden very publicly shits himself, leading to kneepads' ascension to the presidency of the USA.
• Kiev overrun, Zelinski turns tricks in Miami to lead a new revolution.
• Nick Rekieta kills himself, whether on purpose or accident. Hot tub drowning, car accident, fentanyl/overdose, revenge tranny, faulty bungie jump, an hero in a moment of lucidity... Maybe something wilder.
• Jim outlives Rekieta, but only by a day.
• Ralph outlives Jim, but again, only by a day. (Rule of three.)
• May leaves Ralph just before that.
• Boogie makes it to '24.
• So does DSP.
• Godwinson posts two whole new videos.
• PPP heart attack, loses the baby.
• Byuu is found.
• Anisa troons out.
• Hila Kline pronounces her love for Null, leaves h3h3.
• SneedForo launches to much grey hair, eventual stabilization. Rust devs btfo.
• Simpsons finally cancelled.
• Elon puts Calacanis in charge of Twitter, #s start dropping through the floor. Eventual rise of fediverse and openpub really take off.
• 49ers win the Super Bowl behind a rookie QB.
• US dollar drops, real hard times hit the US.
• Jordan b Peterson goes back to rehab.
• Some major conservative media consolidation, with Ben Shapiro at the head.

1. Why do you hate Null that much
2. >Simpsons ever canceled as long as it makes even a profit or can push propaganda There's literally not a rainbow large enough for that

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I will stop sleeping in

 

[Premium Gonzo]

More people will enjoy the muppets and the farms will continue to have ugly trannies ddos'ing while dilating.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

• Hila Kline pronounces her love for Null, leaves h3h3.

Not happening. Null doesn't have nearly enough Palestinian foreskins to claim Hila's heart.

• Simpsons finally cancelled.

Not happening. Even if Marge's VA dies (or the other big VAs) they will just replace her and move on. I used to think that the show would go down once a big VA died, but now I'm convinced that the Simpsons will just Ship of Theseus itself until the end of time.

• Kiev overrun, Zelinski turns tricks in Miami to lead a new revolution.

Nah. What will most likely happen is that Putin will use either a tactical nuke or a some sort of chemical or biological weapon to bring Ukraine to the negotiating table.

• Jordan b Peterson goes back to rehab.
• Some major conservative media consolidation, with Ben Shapiro at the head.
• SneedForo launches to much grey hair, eventual stabilization. Rust devs btfo.
• Boogie makes it to '24.
• Anisa troons out.

I can believe it.

• Elon puts Calacanis in charge of Twitter, #s start dropping through the floor. Eventual rise of fediverse and openpub really take off.

Who is Calacanis?

• So does DSP.

This is all, but certain.

 

[Damien Thorne]

A race war will start in the USA when the FDA makes Newports illegal.

 

[TokiBun]

Kiwi Farms users will take over Toon Town Corporate Clash because you can make Kiwi toons (and they don't have arms like your average farms user.)

 

[Ass to Ass]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Globohomo will start publicly pushing to normalize raping children

ChrisChan escapes jail

Uncle Ted croaks in some prison hospital

 

[RollingRock2]

KingCobraJFS will have his front upper teeth pulled

 

[Super Shiro]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Nicola Fuentes begins her transition into a beautiful, true & honest woman after years of closeted homosexuality reaching its boiling point.