Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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So i have had this theory since 2020 coof started. I feel like sometime during NYE of 2020 we went through a wormhole and ended up in this parallel fucked up Universe. The 3 years tnat followed were fucked up, miserable and people were losing their shit.

The past two years I spent each NYE night looking out for that wormhole to show up again so we could go back, to to no avail.

But i think it happened tonight. I won't say why cos it's retarded and I'll get autistic ratings for this comment anyway, but i just want y'all to know. Things are gonna be ok now.
 
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I have already lost 2023. No one can tell me they had "Elon Musk shitposting at Brianna Wu" on their predictions.
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Easy Mode: KF goes down again and is investigated for "swatting". No evidence of such a thing is found, and Null gets to sneed again. Ethan encounters more health problems.
Hard Mode: Gym makes it to the next year, the Gunt returns to America after realizing Mexico(?) doesn't take kindly to gringos fucking their children, he escapes by the skin of his teeth.
Schizo Mode: Major politically motivated DT attack caused by the black pilling of the population, KF is overdue for another major lolcow and come May there will be one to rival Ralph.
 
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It's gonna be a more mediocre year of the chud and then in 2024, we're going to have more censorious bullshit and an attempt at another pandemic because of elections, nobody will learn anything, we'll get Trump again, everybody will go to sleep so Big Daddy God Emperor can own the troonlibs and we're going to have the kinda good but not awful circling of the drain, just closer to the top. Then, we're really fucked in 2028. 2030 is the year of WalMart Apartment Complexes.
 
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Gator will offer a proper apology to @Null and become the best janny this place has ever seen. Jimbo will die and be reincarnated as demon baby #3 by Ralph and a Mexican prostitute. Patrick S. Tomlinson will tweet about Mexican pizza and grind baby Jim into Spic-erroni while on vacation.
 
More trans rights advocates will be exposed as pedophiles. (But who in their right mind would bet against that?)
 
there will be at least two DDOS attacks on the farms each month for the entirety of this year, with a peak happening in august following chris chans release from legal bureaucracy hell
 
Hopefully South Korea will decide to start the war against North Korea and destroy their commie regime for their own good
 
Ukraine War will continue for the rest of the year. Trannies will seethe and attack the site, and then get exposed as sexual predators.

EDP will probably die before the year ends because he gorges himself on one too many cupcakes.
 
COVID will end. ProJared will come back. Amberlynn will lose a few fingers. Another Zoo Crew circle will come out but worse.
6 pedophiles will go to prison. KiwiFarms will somehow get redeemed publicly, though to which degree I have no idea.
 
by this time tomorrow I will be NAKED AND CRAPPING
 
Ralph will be found in contempt of court and/or have another minor heart attack. Possibly have diabetes go full force on his legs based upon the compression socks. Decent betting odds of impregnating a third woman he picks up while hiding in Mexico.

Liz Fong Jones will overstep and burn even more professional bridges. To the point authorities start looking into these "consent accidents."

The upcoming Hogwarts game will be a massive success and the woke element will seeth hard over not being able to cancel Harry Potter despite their best efforts.

Chris-chan will fail at his "I have autism appeal" and get hit with multiple felony counts that go to trial. It'll be a massive shitshow and be the trial of the decade as everything he's been through over the decades gets drug up.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
So i have had this theory since 2020 coof started. I feel like sometime during NYE of 2020 we went through a wormhole and ended up in this parallel fucked up Universe. The 3 years tnat followed were fucked up, miserable and people were losing their shit.

The past two years I spent each NYE night looking out for that wormhole to show up again so we could go back, to to no avail.

But i think it happened tonight. I won't say why cos it's retarded and I'll get autistic ratings for this comment anyway, but i just want y'all to know. Things are gonna be ok now.
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Things started going bad around 2011 or so, its just no one stamped out the tranny menace when it was still manageable.

My predictions: Jim dies in April, Ethan Ralph cries like a bitch over it, pretends hes cutting onions. Meigh gets pimped out like a Tijuana whore, Ralph sneeds over it. Nick Fuentes sells cozy while being humiliated over national media, the shock of both events in one year causes Ralph to have a stroke, crippling him even more.


Josh gets summoned to Virginia courts to testify for or against Christian Weston Chandler, likely over a zoom or skype call. Face reveal inevitable.
 
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