Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

[Nazz]

The suicide rate for trannies will reach half.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The cartels get Rage Pig.

 

[Otterly]

Comet
War
Plague from china
Three volcanoes create disasters, one with ice and mud
A weird disaster involving fish
Huge earthquake somewhere
Tsunami
Major industrial accident in the UK
David Attenborough dies
Putin dies
Attempts on Elon and Ye’s lives

But it would be nicer if 2023 was chill.

 

[Random Commenter 410]

very likely I'm going to do something dumb that i will regret later in about 5 years, everything will somehow get dumber and more insane, and nothing will get better, in other words what i expected last year, except worse.

i mean sure i could hope for 2023 to be better, but i have no standards at this point.

 

[Rad Crab]

Seeds of the Next American Civil War will start to bloom

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Everyone who is predicted to die in this thread will continue to live for decades because life is squandered on those least deserving

 

[No. 7 cat]

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So saying a troon 41%s will be obsolete? Hmm. Better keep up to date.



I drank excessive quantities of red wine, but would've preferred the beer even if the stuff there was piss, in retrospect. Also fireworks, bangers.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

>Keffals will continue to fade into obscurity, and then fake suicide attempt
>Ralph gets beaten up again
>Neil Druckman gets meetoo'd
>Barb dies
>Despite gamejournos coping and seething, Hogwarts Legacy becomes gigantic hit ans sells in millions
>Meghan Markle gets assasinated at personal request of King Charles
>Russo-Ukrainian war becomes a stalemate, and either continues for another year or ends in the white peace
>Some drag queen/tranny/gay parade from US will get shooted by some schizo with *gun with a feature that the Dems want to ban*, rioting ensues (it will be the next year's Current Thing)
>Farms will be blamed for hosting footage of the above, get DDOSed, and go back up like nothing happened
>In few weeks media will try to spread mainstrem panic about some super deadly Covid variant, but luckily nobody will give a fuck
>Some prominent Breadtube figure accidentaly shows folder with CP on stream
>Joe Biden calls someone a nigger on TV
>I will lose weight and then find big tiddy nerdy kuudere gf (honest!)

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

Things will continue their not so slow slide into the inevitable societal collapse. Whether that's a societal collapse into a heavy handed totalitarian dictatorship, civil war, or just continuing the trend of America importing indolent, violent brown people to turn America into South Africa, is anyone's guess. Though with the American government openly ignoring our economic spiral, and in fact actively making it worse at every opportunity, it may not be so slow.

Prep your jogger floggers and tendies, gents. Going to get interesting.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

People will still rage at HHH and Secret Watcher, and at least 5 newfags will get laughed at for failing opsecs and get added to the username hall of shame.

 

[Chimplord1997]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

At some point I predict you will become the de facto best place to host 3d printed firearms and ctrlpew will release a 3d printable L16 mortar launcher called the KF-81

 

[Kyle Odom]

Food shortages in the US will result in growing resentment and eventually outright violence towards the morbidly obese. Fat people hate will become a mainstream topic and the farms will gain positive Karma when one of the Death Fats is clubbed to death in a Wal-Mart. Inshallah!

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Troons take down the site constantly all year again

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

Chantal breaks up with her man
Ralph gets beat up a third time
Stuttering John comes back worse than before

 

[Jew-ish]

Jim finds a treatment for cancer aids as Ralph develops liver failure.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This website prevails no matter what.
We'll get a video of Ethan Ralph getting cut to pieces by cartel goons (or at the very least he'll get hospitalized again).
Also total nigger death.

 

[Yezidi Fan Club]

Good things will continue to happen.

 

[sevenproxies]

Trannies get trannier,
Spergs get spergier,
Niggers get niggier.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Call me optimistic, but I think the GOP will re-take the White House. I know the election will technically happen in 2024, but whatever. What else is there? I predict the dickless brigade will continue complaining to ISPs to continue to deplatform the site and they will eventually succeed. The Farms will fade from the clearnet and eventually be distributed as a torrent. While I hope this doesn't happen, it does seem like most likely outcome. Frankly, I'm amazed we even made it this far. If the site were run by anyone but Josh, it would have folded a long time ago.

The internet is going to fundamentally change in the next few years, and not for the better. The old Internet that we all grew up with will have all but faded away in favor of a shittier, more sanitized Internet.

 

[Double Dee]

ok retards what's your predictions for 2023

- Ralph three-peats an ass kicking, ideally before Father Metokur leaves this mortal coil.
- Melinda's case gets thrown out of court. Again.
- You finally can buy a house.