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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Wait, Im enjoying this drama as much as any other retard but how do you not know if you burried 30 or 50 of your 90 animals?
Depends on the level of decay. I think it is entirely possible to not be able to get an accurate count of the number of cadavers if they are in a late stage of decay.

These troons are allergic to doing actual work. What do we think happened, they immediately went out and took care of the dead animals as soon as they had died? Or, they just piled them up and then ignored them so they could instead play with their transformer toys. Only once the stench became unbearable and interfered with their transmormers playtime did they go out and buried them.
 
Depends on the level of decay. I think it is entirely possible to not be able to get an accurate count of the number of cadavers if they are in a late stage of decay.

These troons are allergic to doing actual work. What do we think happened, they immediately went out and took care of the dead animals as soon as they had died? Or, they just piled them up and then ignored them so they could instead play with their transformer toys. Only once the stench became unbearable and interfered with their transmormers playtime did they go out and buried them.
Yeah, but you´d still have a tally at the end.
Even these abject excuses for adults can do basic math, and even if they fail at it they need to know how much to adjust their obviously inadequate purchases of feed.
I haven´t followed the whole thing here but when someone drops a count like that on something that should be far more specific, it´s usually a good giveaway that they are lying. But in his case perhaps the old adage "never attribute malice when it can be reasonably explained by stupidity" is better applied.
 
Wait, Im enjoying this drama as much as any other retard but how do you not know if you burried 30 or 50 of your 90 animals?
Some say It could be BS. Do we have anything verified except this guys tweets?
And if we do, yet again how could he not know the actual number?
Half of the capital of the farm is gone, you buried it. W T F.
They don't even know how many animals they have, so I'm not surprised.
 
They don't even know how many animals they have, so I'm not surprised.

I'm shocked any Alpacas are alive with troons around.

Unironically I'd get authorities involved to get get Alpacas out of the commune and turn said farm into a no go isolated prison like farm.

If troons can't take care of alpacas can they farm and stay self sufficient?
I personally value gentle creatures that appreciate care over obnoxious troons who feed on everything you do

Any reports if these troons will have any legal consquences or is the state cucked by troons or lack of animal cruelty laws?
 
Yeah, but you´d still have a tally at the end.
Even these abject excuses for adults can do basic math, and even if they fail at it they need to know how much to adjust their obviously inadequate purchases of feed.
I haven´t followed the whole thing here but when someone drops a count like that on something that should be far more specific, it´s usually a good giveaway that they are lying. But in his case perhaps the old adage "never attribute malice when it can be reasonably explained by stupidity" is better applied.

There is circumstantial evidence that a number of alpacas died in their care and being the irresponsible optic concerned idiots they are, I should think they buried them.

To be fair to Bonnie Wee Boner, it could be his memories of how many is blurred due to burying so many and burying dead animals is traumatic.
I have buried the odd dog, cat, and goldfish and it does give you a grim feeling.

If you are a lazy arsed fat troon and there is a pile of corpses staring at you with lifeless eyes, it’s not unreasonable that how many exactly is a bit hard to recall.
 
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Asked cryptid a few more questions a few nights ago. A single person with husbandry experience for pigs was at the ranch, but even thats not for sure.

On top of that, ranch out-smokes Snoop!

Editing in this line post-posting, seeing as that I missed the line where THREE fucking generators died. They really are trying to run this shit off of tiny ass generators.
 
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I gotta say, Alyssa is lowkey based for this despite being a BPD Skitzo. Her being crazier than them but somehow more sane literally broke their brains.

>Finds Tranch
>Lewds with Bonnie
> Denies Kevin
>Cleans the cat piss
>Exposes the sexism on the Tranch by saying how badly the scrotes are treating the women
>Exposes the hypocrisy on self Identity when they question her.
>A rift occurs
> Takes Bonnie
>Streams pissing in a bathtub
>Fails to elaborate
>Leaves
 
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Asked cryptid a few more questions a few nights ago. A single person with husbandry experience for pigs was at the ranch, but even thats not for sure.

On top of that, ranch out-smokes Snoop!


Oh whatever could Jen have nightmares about? 🤔
 
"some people just won't learn until the animals are dead"
This is the biggest subline to the thread I could think of. Except maybe change it to "Some people just won't learn even when all the animals are dead."

Alpacas must be sheared once a year in the spring, this is vital to their health. They will suffer from heat and the weight of the blanket, can have a heat stroke in the summer and die. Heat stress is very serious.
I have a feeling we will lose a few more pacas this summer if not relocated. Likely some tard will forget to sheer them or there will be wild loose alpacas just fucking gone.

Even these abject excuses for adults can do basic math, and even if they fail at it they need to know how much to adjust their obviously inadequate purchases of feed.
This implies they aren't lazy enough to keep the same exact feeding amount every time. They can't even be assed to make a feeder. They don't give a shit, they just approximate it and say "eh probably the same".

You're thinking too smartly, which is great because it means you aren't a trancher. When you think tranch, you have to think like you're high as fuck, severely lazy, and have brain rot from shit diet and lack of critical thinking skills. I keep emphasizing this because I too thought they couldn't be that WILLFULLY stupid early in the Kevin thread, but the answer was always "yes, yes they were." It's both painful and one of the funniest things about the tranch.

If troons can't take care of alpacas can they farm and stay self sufficient?
I've heard of trans people who actually do farm and can at least feed themselves partially or have a nice crop to sell every season or so but not these dipshits. They were putting potter's soil on the ground earlier this year because they fucked up the top soil. You could ask them and they'd say they could, but they're like North Korea where they scream about Juche and then beg papa China and buy things elsewhere anyway. They have self reflection, but they choose to ignore it.

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Asked cryptid a few more questions a few nights ago. A single person with husbandry experience for pigs was at the ranch, but even thats not for sure.

On top of that, ranch out-smokes Snoop!
Thanks to you and the Cryptid again. I'm genuinely unsurprised that they spent that much on weed: I remember their furry weed dealer with the elaborately decked out car (nice colors, too showy for me but still enjoy seeing it) delivering it to them. I remember Kevin talking about how he needs a fuckton of weed to keep his anxiety under control, so we forget that he's constantly high and probably has taken a great hit to his few braincells he had from the excess of pot he does. The same for the rest of the tranchers. We need to constantly remember they're baked as fuck which is easy to forget since they're as retarded without being high.


Jen might have nightmares from childhood and certain medications for depression can intensify dreams. It could be the dreams alone from a shit childhood or the alpacas' ghost haunting him too though.
 
Could all those dead alpaca bodies actually help the barren soil, and produce some kind of greenery? You know the old saying, “when life gives you 30-50 corpses, make fertilizer “?
If they buried them all in the same area - no it will destroy the nutrients of the soil further. And i don't think they've even made an effort to bury them all properly because why would they. There's laws about burying big creatures in the ground and how to do it so I wonder if they'll face some legal issues because of it?
 
So they’re drunk and high all the time while running everything off generators maybe meant for a few lights at best while animals just die in the field because no one knows how to care for them. Incredible. Also from what I’ve heard among people in the alpaca community: people have been trying to help and give advice but they haven’t accepted any or outright ignored it.
 
This is horrible to watch no animal deserves this the fact that they have a little alpaca Jonestown’s worths of corpses buried in the property and not even that can corse anything to Grow should tell you everything you need to know.
THE LAND ITSELF IS CURSED THE GHOSTS OF ALPACAS ROAM THE BAREN LANDS LEAVE NOW OR BECOME ALPACA FEED
 
Oh whatever could Jen have nightmares about? 🤔

Some psycho cutting off his penis and trying to replace it with a non functional vagina?

Anyway, I think what is painfully obvious about this bunch is whatever they think about their gender identity, they are clearly all disturbed, not especially bright, naive, and really should not have been allowed to live independently.
The fact that they found each other just made things worse for the whole lot.

I am sure despite our speculations, their parents were probably actually happy in a lot of cases, thinking that they had managed to find somewhere to live and maybe learn about life.

Kindness cleaning up standing cat piss and whatnot demonstrates that there cannot have been a truly functional adult in their clique. I was surprised that even Penny let things get that bad as hygiene and cleanliness is drilled into anyone in the military.
The only ex-squaddies or ex military I have met who have not continued to be zealously tidy and intolerant of mess, have been the ones who descended into drug abuse and alcoholism.
Then even then, they would not tolerate actual piss, human or animal in their living space.

Surely anyone assessing for gender dysphoria or whatever troons claim to have should check first that they are not just developmentally retarded or incapable and overgrown.
 
Surely anyone assessing gender dysphoria or whatever troons claim to have should check first that they are not just developmentally retarded or incapable and overgrown.
They used to do that, but trannies screeched so much about gatekeeping that the doctors shrugged and said "fuck it." Then a bit down the road of course the doctors also realized the grifting opportunities inherent when clown world prefers feeding into this mental illness rather than treating it.
 
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