Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
It's no different from the other government leeches that cry about how bad the government is only to want all the welfare benefits awarded by the government. Polissa squanders her tugboat but she cannot live the way she does without welfare.



You're gonna love one of her new TikToks, then, because it's more of that!

The very first TikTok of the year was posted at 4 AM her time, and has her looking like a sleep paralysis demon at the foot of my bed:


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[lol piano music]

Hey, TikTok. Happy New Years. It's almost 4 AM. I hope that all of you made it home safe and sound. I hope you had a wonderful night and had fun, and brought in the new year in a good and wonderful way. I did. I'm exactly where I started my night. With friends, and *deep breath* now on a couch cuddled up with my hubby [if it's someone else's couch, they're gonna need to burn it because that funk will never get out]. He's been passed out for awhile and like always, I'm always trying to get my brain to settle down like the toddler it is [20 hours in bed and 12 packs of Mello Yello will do that to a motherfucker]. *sniff* *tongue click* Good night, y'all. And Happy New Year's. *tongue click* See you soon. *horrifying scooting up the camera closer to her face so she can turn off the phone camera shot*

Then here's the TikTok I just mentioned, where she adds "hyperlexia" onto her ever changing list of conditions that she has


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[starts with stitch asking if dyslexics can read a certain "coded message"]

[Polissa's voice is very scratchy in this vid, like she has a sore throat. She's also doing the Blanche voice on top of it. Ghastly.]

Yeah, I can read it, but I'm not dyslexic. I'm hyperlexic and an auto reader, which means I learned how to read *deep breath* really early, uh, before uh, official teacher tried to teach me [well, we're off to a great start, aren't we]. Which means I learned how to read all wrong [oh joy, another copout] *deep breath* *faster voice* but it makes it really easy and fun to read stuff like that! And I love the challenge! *deep breath* But that one was actually pretty easy to figure out! Um, I always look at the first letter in the last letter, and my brain just fills in the rest! So yeah!

I just want to point out that while she and some other commenters flex about how they can read the text in the stitch, there's a phenomenon whose name escapes me that allows people to read messages like this relatively easily despite the letters being jumbled up. In fact, Polissa pointed out exactly why you can read it. I'm assuming this is just more munchie bullshit (on both the OP and Pissa's part; we know Pissa is full of shit either way)
If you “taught yourself to read” but you’re doing it wrong, then you didn’t actually teach yourself to read, did you?
 
Yeah, I can read it, but I'm not dyslexic. I'm hyperlexic and an auto reader, which means I learned how to read *deep breath* really early, uh, before uh, official teacher tried to teach me [well, we're off to a great start, aren't we]. Which means I learned how to read all wrong [oh joy, another copout] *deep breath* *faster voice* but it makes it really easy and fun to read stuff like that! And I love the challenge! *deep breath* But that one was actually pretty easy to figure out! Um, I always look at the first letter in the last letter, and my brain just fills in the rest! So yeah!

I just want to point out that while she and some other commenters flex about how they can read the text in the stitch, there's a phenomenon whose name escapes me that allows people to read messages like this relatively easily despite the letters being jumbled up. In fact, Polissa pointed out exactly why you can read it. I'm assuming this is just more munchie bullshit (on both the OP and Pissa's part; we know Pissa is full of shit either way)
It's called Typoglycaemia and as she said it's basically pattern recognition. Anyone who is literate in a language can do it, as opposed to it being some sort of "special" thing. Essentially the brain expects to see a certain word based on the start and end, and so inserts it in the reader's perception. This bedevils anyone who has to proofread things, because the same phenomenon means they won't necessarily see a mistake since they perceive what they expect to be there rather than what was actually written. It can also be a nuisance for those who are polylingual and reasonably fluent -- words in multiple languages will intrude if someone is tired/otherwise lacking focus, and the person can completely misinterpret something and not be able to recongise it unless some time elapses and they come to it fresh again.

Polissa misapplying that completely aside, how can one learn to read "wrong"? If you can read, you can read, there's no right or wrong, and it doesn't matter if it's self taught or taught by some pedagogical method. Hyperlexia is generally associated with autism, and is merely the linguistic equivalent of the same sort of fixation that is seen with numbers or colours, etc. People who are hyperlexic actually don't understand what they're reading, and lack other communication skills. That's not due to learning to read wrong, it's a learning disorder.
 
It's no different from the other government leeches that cry about how bad the government is only to want all the welfare benefits awarded by the government. Polissa squanders her tugboat but she cannot live the way she does without welfare.



You're gonna love one of her new TikToks, then, because it's more of that!

The very first TikTok of the year was posted at 4 AM her time, and has her looking like a sleep paralysis demon at the foot of my bed:


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[lol piano music]

Hey, TikTok. Happy New Years. It's almost 4 AM. I hope that all of you made it home safe and sound. I hope you had a wonderful night and had fun, and brought in the new year in a good and wonderful way. I did. I'm exactly where I started my night. With friends, and *deep breath* now on a couch cuddled up with my hubby [if it's someone else's couch, they're gonna need to burn it because that funk will never get out]. He's been passed out for awhile and like always, I'm always trying to get my brain to settle down like the toddler it is [20 hours in bed and 12 packs of Mello Yello will do that to a motherfucker]. *sniff* *tongue click* Good night, y'all. And Happy New Year's. *tongue click* See you soon. *horrifying scooting up the camera closer to her face so she can turn off the phone camera shot*

Then here's the TikTok I just mentioned, where she adds "hyperlexia" onto her ever changing list of conditions that she has


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[starts with stitch asking if dyslexics can read a certain "coded message"]

[Polissa's voice is very scratchy in this vid, like she has a sore throat. She's also doing the Blanche voice on top of it. Ghastly.]

Yeah, I can read it, but I'm not dyslexic. I'm hyperlexic and an auto reader, which means I learned how to read *deep breath* really early, uh, before uh, official teacher tried to teach me [well, we're off to a great start, aren't we]. Which means I learned how to read all wrong [oh joy, another copout] *deep breath* *faster voice* but it makes it really easy and fun to read stuff like that! And I love the challenge! *deep breath* But that one was actually pretty easy to figure out! Um, I always look at the first letter in the last letter, and my brain just fills in the rest! So yeah!

I just want to point out that while she and some other commenters flex about how they can read the text in the stitch, there's a phenomenon whose name escapes me that allows people to read messages like this relatively easily despite the letters being jumbled up. In fact, Polissa pointed out exactly why you can read it. I'm assuming this is just more munchie bullshit (on both the OP and Pissa's part; we know Pissa is full of shit either way)
Kek my fucking sides. Children also pretend to read then later on learn what the fucking words mean and how to interpret them. Oh my god she is so retarded :story:

Happy new year Kiwis. I may be new, but I look forward to continue laughing at these idiots with you all.
 
I like how her Tiktoks just prove she doesn't have any friends to talk to.

Who would ever want to be friends with her? The only person who seems to want anything to do with her is her husband, who was basically shamed into marrying her, and occasionally abuses her when he’s bored because she hasn’t given him anyone to rage at, lately.
 
Who would ever want to be friends with her? The only person who seems to want anything to do with her is her husband, who was basically shamed into marrying her, and occasionally abuses her when he’s bored because she hasn’t given him anyone to rage at, lately.
My 2023 wish is that he comes back to the Farms to defend her "dignity" from all us basement-dwelling New Yorkers if he's starved for drama. Though, it seems Poltard is enough excitement/drama for him at the moment.
 
Po'lissa hates New York and New Yorkers because she has a southern inferiority complex and thinks all NYs and only NYs look down on Southerners while eating caviar and wearing tophats.
As a true and honest NYer, I can confirm I am currently laughing at Polissa while enjoying a glass of sparkling wine and a nice piece of Camembert. And my Medicine is fully legal!

Why would I go to the Met Opera when i can experience such a beautiful performance of Vivaldi right in my own home?

 
Adults who have accomplished absolutely nothing and are forced to brag about early childhood accomplishments are my favorite kind of loser. Even if Porklissa did learn how to read early... who gives a shit? It didn't amount to anything. She's still 400 pounds of useless meat, and barely able to type a coherent sentence as a 40 year old.
 
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Adults who have accomplished absolutely nothing and are forced to brag about early childhood accomplishments are my favorite kind of loser. Even is Porklissa did learn how to read early... who gives a shit? It didn't amount to anything. She's still 400 pounds of useless meat, and barely able to type a coherent sentence as a 40 year old.
Her dreams were crushed at the age of 17, so she's doomed for life. Stop expecting her to achieve anything!

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Polly truly was a fertile cow in 2022. I just keep remembering more and more moments like her having two birthday cakes because muh Red 40. Still a shitty birthday since her Amazon list was not completely fulfilled, though! Remember her @ing Joe Biden because Cosmic Crisp apples were expensive? Or her calling the Canadian MAID program a death squad for disabled people? I do!

A 2022 moment I recently uncovered that never fails to make me go wtf was the time she e begged for $60 in weed and a Doordashed meal for herself.

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$30 for a baked potato (and a tea, but still). Joh was not working at this time, by the way. What about Doordashed comfort food for his soul?!

The most recent “me read gud” TikTok makes me hope that we see some of Polissa’s prose in 2023. Doubt we will, but she claims that she used to win awards for her writing.

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My first questions are how many other people competed, or if that award was a participation trophy.

I just want to know if her poetry is either Amberlynn Reid or Vogon tier. “We live in a pew pew pew type world” makes me think the former. I just want to confirm it.
 
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Polly truly was a fertile cow in 2022. I just keep remembering more and more moments like her having two birthday cakes because muh Red 40. Still a shitty birthday since her Amazon list was not completely fulfilled, though! Remember her @ing Joe Biden because Cosmic Crisp apples were expensive? Or her calling the Canadian MAID program a death squad for disabled people? I do!

A 2022 moment I recently uncovered that never fails to make me go wtf was the time she e begged for $60 in weed and a Doordashed meal for herself.

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$30 for a baked potato (and a tea, but still). Joh was not working at this time, by the way. What about Doordashed comfort food for his soul?!

The most recent “me read gud” TikTok makes me hope that we see some of Polissa’s prose in 2023. Doubt we will, but she claims that she used to win awards for her writing.

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My first questions are how many other people were there, or if that award was a participation trophy.

I just want to know if her poetry is either Amberlynn Reid or Vogon tier. “We live in a pew pew pew type world” makes me think the former. I just want to confirm it.

God, I would donate cat food and witch pot lid holders to see her award-winning writing. I bet it’s fucking hilariously awful.
 
I bet I won the same kind of writing contests that she did. As a kid, several things I gave my teacher were submitted and then published in these gay boring books for teenage/child poetry and short stories.

I fucking forgot about it until now but I bet that's what she's clinging onto. So sad.

I knew this one guy who would obsess over teenage accomplishments and fun times. Every tike you saw him, he'd go on and on about the one time you did x in 6th grade or the time you had fun in 9th grade etc etc.

He threw himself off a bridge last year
 
I bet I won the same kind of writing contests that she did. As a kid, several things I gave my teacher were submitted and then published in these gay boring books for teenage/child poetry and short stories.

I am in stitches of laughter because you've reminded me that I too am a published poet.
In a second language no less! As is common in a lot of places I grew up speaking one language at home and another outside. As a result I was given extra language classes at a small private school for my ethnic tongue to master reading and writing, not just being able to speak the language, learn a little about the literature and culture and history, etc.

At one point after everyone at my level was reasonably literate the instructors assigned us all to write poetry, and picked out a few of the best to publish in the little foreign language local newspaper. It was completely inconsequential and I didn't care even as a kid, but one of my poems was among those selected for publication. I actually caught a bit of trouble for it at home because I hadn't thought to mention it, and people asking my parents if they'd helped me were the first they learned of it. They were annoyed by the appearance of being uninterested in the educational progress of their child -- which they were not, I just didn't think it worth telling them about. LOL, I had forgotten about that entirely and can't even recall the poem apart from a vague idea of the theme. I'm certain it was trite juvenile trash, though. So much for faded glory!

I too await the evidence of Polissa's staggering literary genius!
 
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