*drinks water bottle* Oh! *voice progresses from her regular voice to the Blanche mask to the turbo Blanche mask I just mentioned* Excuse me, I was thirsty! I worked up a thirst today! *tongue click* *deep breath* Oh!
*tongue click* So! Sorry about that babies, okay! Um, *tongue click* so I spent today, the second day of the new year, cleaning house. Let me get a little closer. Cause, cause, I want to be heard real clear for, my, uh, trolls and a little mole.
*drinks water* Mm hmm. *tongue click* See, I went on that site again, *tongue click* *deep breath* had the idea. *deep breath* Let's match screen names! [
Null: is this a fucking joke?] L'play! *tongue click* So I went on the site, that shall not be named, *deep breath* and started going through screen names. And lo and behold, someone gave themself away! [
Null: no really, is this a fucking joke?]
And I found a few, I got quite a few blocked on here now, figured out who they were, sure there'll be plenty more, and you come for me anyways, and I hope *deep breath* I really, really, hope the one that feels they have to transcribe my videos *deep breath* that hurts them so bad! That I say I'm not Blanche to them! [
yeah, you're turbo Blanche. Dorothy superiority, btw]
*tongue click* See I normally reserve this accent for sweetness and kindness [
so I did
crack the code!], cause it's dripping with honey, right? But it's also dripping with something else. It's called an alternative meaning. *deep breath* So bless your little heart! [
hey not funny, I do have a heart condition! Donate to Shriners to help children like me] Havin' transcribe this! [
I think that's what she said, she's mushmouthing again] Give me a break! You don't gotta do nothing you don't gotta do! *deep breath* You choosing to! *deep breath* Because you think you're getting something out of it! [
primary sources are
valuable]
*tongue click* *deep gasp* Oh! *voice shifts back to normal mode* Y'all are hilarious, by the way! *deep breath* My family has a nickname for me, and I'm gonna go ahead and tell the whole world, baby! *deep breath* See, the babies in my family have a hard time saying Polissa. So most of them ended up calling me Pissa at one time! [
lies, most of your family calls you Danielle or Danie. Example: when your husband came on here to defend you and your chronic yeast infection. You even used to refer to yourself online with it!] *deep breath* Because it's the p and the s and that's what babies do [
speech pathology doesn't work like that. Do I need to hook you on phonics too?] *tongue click* It's not shameful! I think it's endearing, it's hilarious! [
Pissa seal of approval! Congrats @Conan O'Barbarian for coming up with it! Here's your reward: asspats and a lifetime supply of Monistat!] You got an infant running around saying Pissa! I mean, come on! [
she's so angry at this]
*tongue click* *deep breath* Anyways! *tongue click* What I mean by the little mole, though, I figured out who she was. She's someone I know in real life. See, I never gave a certain name. She gave them that information. Oh! I wonder what the judge is going to say about this one! *long pause* Miss Bunny! [@Vapid_trash
if you get served papers now you know why, also congrats for figuring out who our Kiwileak was because we already knew she was a Kiwileak]
*long pause* *giggle* *deep breath* *mild Blanche voice* I hope you have a wonderful new year. *deep breath* And bless your heart to the little trolls that think you have one on me.
