Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I found the tweet I mentioned about her love of "litterature" but unfortunately it was from 2021. Did you guys know she has perfect pitch? A regular Mozart! Please, combine all your talents into a spoken-word poetry jam TikTok. No math required.
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I found the tweet I mentioned about her love of "litterature" but unfortunately it was from 2021. Did you guys know she has perfect pitch? A regular Mozart! Please, combine all your talents into a spoken-word poetry jam TikTok. No math required.
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I remember that one, it was posted again not too long ago. That is a terrible quote. Even aside from its false premise, the language is screwy. It should say that you will think the fish is stupid its whole life, or if a fish judges itself[...]/is told by others ... then it will think it's a dummy. Maybe that's misguided sperging from my ESL ass but I really doubt Einstein ever said this. Sure, most everyone is good at something or particularly smart in some way, but what's the point in a word like 'genius' if everyone gets to be one?
 
I remember that one, it was posted again not too long ago. That is a terrible quote. Even aside from its false premise, the language is screwy. It should say that you will think the fish is stupid its whole life, or if a fish judges itself[...]/is told by others ... then it will think it's a dummy. Maybe that's misguided sperging from my ESL ass but I really doubt Einstein ever said this. Sure, most everyone is good at something or particularly smart in some way, but what's the point in a word like 'genius' if everyone gets to be one?

 
I found the tweet I mentioned about her love of "litterature" but unfortunately it was from 2021. Did you guys know she has perfect pitch? A regular Mozart! Please, combine all your talents into a spoken-word poetry jam TikTok. No math required.
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Lmao "over achieving childhood" I'm sad I didn't screenshot all her daddy rants in Facebook, but a common theme in those was 'I had shit grades and daddy yelled at me to do better, instead of accepting that, as a dreamer, I was meant for the artsssss' (Also Daddy wanted her to join the Air force for some reason).

I also distinctly remember her blaming the Alabama school system for her not going to college. She said it simply didn't prepare her for it, and that she later took a State test (no idea of the name) that 'proved it' since she got a shitty grade. However, I am willing to bet plenty others in her class did go to college and went on to schieve shit in life. Too bad Pissa has no friends so we will never know.

So she:
- Blames the school system for not preparing her for college
- Blames her father's alcohol & drug abuse on her first marriage
- Blames the church for her second marriage
- Blames Joh's twin for the loss of the previous, apparently decent rental
- Blames the landlord for the state of her current rental
- Blames Joh's sister for not letting them move near her in Florida
- Blames doctors & sanitary pad companies for her infertility
- Blames Roe vs Wade for her hysterectomy

She is simply a saintly, undicovered genius dealt a bad hand by an uncaring universe. But she is a DREAMER who will call upon the unbreakable spirits of her Cherokee ancestors to overcome all the challenges thrown her way, until we farmers weep as we pay top money to admire her art as it is exhibited in the finests of NY galleries! When she isn't threatening to kill herself because her husband is babysitting and she misses him, that is.
 
I found the tweet I mentioned about her love of "litterature" but unfortunately it was from 2021. Did you guys know she has perfect pitch? A regular Mozart! Please, combine all your talents into a spoken-word poetry jam TikTok. No math required.
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She’s bad at math AND reading? There went her SAT scores.
 
I also distinctly remember her blaming the Alabama school system for her not going to college. She said it simply didn't prepare her for it, and that she later took a State test (no idea of the name) that 'proved it' since she got a shitty grade. However, I am willing to bet plenty others in her class did go to college and went on to schieve shit in life. Too bad Pissa has no friends so we will never know.

She went to school in rural Alabama and isn’t currently in jail for writing bad checks nor raising a litter of incarcerated mens’ semi feral offspring. That’s a Deep South win right there.
 
She went to school in rural Alabama and isn’t currently in jail for writing bad checks nor raising a litter of incarcerated mens’ semi feral offspring. That’s a Deep South win right there.
Isn't she from Muscle Shoals? People need to stop calling her a hick/redneck/rural poor. She lives within walking distance of her state's oldest public university.
 
Man, I seriously could not catch up on this thread fast enough. The highlights alone just weren't cutting it. I spent the last 80 pages holding my breath, waiting to see if Gomez would be dead or not.

I originally came to the farms in 2017 for good ol' Todokaras, and Polissa is definitely filling the void of nasty ass animal abusers. Thanks for the hard work, y'all!

My personal highlight is actually this one detail from Joh's Facebook page as posted by @toilet_rainbow about 250 pages ago, I don't know why it cracks me up so much:

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>Pronounces name NE-ver FER-get
:story:

She is out of her fucking mind for requesting black rugs. I have black carpet and it has to be swept and vaccuumed every single day, to not look like fucking squalor from the detritus of one well groomed kitty, let alone eleven who are no doubt shedding from stress and ripping out tufts of fur from itching and fighting.
 
I just want to know if her poetry is either Amberlynn Reid or Vogon tier. “We live in a pew pew pew type world” makes me think the former. I just want to confirm it.
I'm betting Vogon. Amberlynn may not be anything special or talented, but she seems to have an idea and a way of expressing herself. I don't think Polissa actually has much of an inner life - it's all very shallow. Even self-involved people can have some emotional depths, but Polissa always seems more performance than genuine, even her whining and self-pity.
 
I bet I won the same kind of writing contests that she did. As a kid, several things I gave my teacher were submitted and then published in these gay boring books for teenage/child poetry and short stories.

I fucking forgot about it until now but I bet that's what she's clinging onto. So sad.

I knew this one guy who would obsess over teenage accomplishments and fun times. Every tike you saw him, he'd go on and on about the one time you did x in 6th grade or the time you had fun in 9th grade etc etc.

He threw himself off a bridge last year

She once mentioned in a TikTok that she had her poetry published when she was in high school. Which means that she most likely submitted it to her high school literary magazine.

PL but I worked on both of my high school’s student publications, including the literary magazine. We pretty much accepted everything we got except for one piece because it was too violent and vulgar for a high school magazine. Which is a shame, because it was the best prose we had received in the four years I “worked” there. I’m pretty sure that Polissa’s poetry was only accepted because the magazine was in dire need of something, anything to print.

Isn't she from Muscle Shoals? People need to stop calling her a hick/redneck/rural poor. She lives within walking distance of her state's oldest public university.

Muscle Shoals is big enough to have a metropolitan area. It’s not as major an area as Montgomery, or even Atlanta in the overall region, but it’s highly populated for Alabama. There’s even Greek housing behind her place. She’s that close to the university.

I'm betting Vogon. Amberlynn may not be anything special or talented, but she seems to have an idea and a way of expressing herself. I don't think Polissa actually has much of an inner life - it's all very shallow. Even self-involved people can have some emotional depths, but Polissa always seems more performance than genuine, even her whining and self-pity.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, look out! Someone’s about to dethrone you as worst poet in the universe!

Why do I feel like if I found the literary magazine Polly published in and read her poetry that it’d be like if I looked into the Ark of the Covenant?
 
Pissa updates!

Looks like time is drawing short for her Twitter account. At least, her main one. I don't remember the name of her cat-begging one to check on that.

See, first she posts this:
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But then woe! Woe, y'all!!
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"In 24hrs and this page is deleted."
Our aspiring author, everyone.

Truly, this shit is so unorganized it makes my brain numb trying to discern what's new and what's not. There's shit scattered everywhere, much like cat feces in her abode.

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A rainbow meatballer! More shit from the Amber Lynn Reid school of interior decoration!!
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Because we all need reminders what this device is used for!
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Because she doesn't advertise her drug habits enough online, she needs reminders IRL!
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I'd say this is for feeding her habits while bathing, but we've all seen the Tub (Trumpet) and know this isn't for that. My take is that this is her bedbound 'creative studio'!
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Because letter boards aren't tacky enough, we've gotta go with the coffin motif!
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The future of survival gardening in La Casa!
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And just because I'm an asshole, I wanted to point and laugh that she still has it labeled 'Make it a home for Christmas' on her linktree. Kek.
 
Mushrooms have been the witchy, cottagecore trend for a little bit. Obviously, one must get cheap bedding to show that not only are they witchy and nature-y, they are up with the hip trends of tumblr and tiktok, and treat bedding as fast fashion. How else would people know that Polissa is a witchy nature mama?
 
Pissa updates!

Looks like time is drawing short for her Twitter account. At least, her main one. I don't remember the name of her cat-begging one to check on that.

See, first she posts this:
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But then woe! Woe, y'all!!
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"In 24hrs and this page is deleted."
Our aspiring author, everyone.

Truly, this shit is so unorganized it makes my brain numb trying to discern what's new and what's not. There's shit scattered everywhere, much like cat feces in her abode.

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A rainbow meatballer! More shit from the Amber Lynn Reid school of interior decoration!!
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Because we all need reminders what this device is used for!
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Because she doesn't advertise her drug habits enough online, she needs reminders IRL!
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I'd say this is for feeding her habits while bathing, but we've all seen the Tub (Trumpet) and know this isn't for that. My take is that this is her bedbound 'creative studio'!
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Because letter boards aren't tacky enough, we've gotta go with the coffin motif!
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The future of survival gardening in La Casa!
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And just because I'm an asshole, I wanted to point and laugh that she still has it labeled 'Make it a home for Christmas' on her linktree. Kek.
This is what, the sixteenth time she's threatened to DFE her Twitter in the past year? Even when she wants to delete it she has to say first that she is leaving versus straight up deleting. This is attention seeking for her.

If she actually does delete, I can see her reactivating her account within the thirty day grace period. She is too addicted to social media and despite claiming that she deleted the app from her phone, she's still accessing it via other means (either Joh's phone or she added it back to her home screen).

It also kills another potential revenue avenue for her to delete Twitter. TikTok may allow her to talk out of her ass about random shit, but it makes it harder for her to beg when on Twitter she can just type "no help came" and post a CashApp link. Not that TikTok e beggars don't exist. They do; it just requires more effort to film, add links, etc.

I guarantee you that her CashApp link is being added back to that LinkTree soon. She's desperate to move into la casa. Most importantly, I think deep down she likes our attention. It's partly why she loves to scream about us. This is her going "nah nah nah nah nah" and hoping we go "oh noes!"

Whatever. I think we got most of her twitter screencapped, anyway. Also archiving the page again despite that it won't show everything, but again, whatever. As I said, if she does actually delete, she won't be gone for long.
 
Mushrooms have been the witchy, cottagecore trend for a little bit. Obviously, one must get cheap bedding to show that not only are they witchy and nature-y, they are up with the hip trends of tumblr and tiktok, and treat bedding as fast fashion. How else would people know that Polissa is a witchy nature mama?
Double double toil and trouble
Jimmy Dean bowls, Mello Yellow I guzzle
All the government gibs I take
All my mental illnesses are fake
-- a witchy spell for Polissa
 
How on earth did writers survive & thrive before Ipads & Ipens? All those fantastic, bottled up words that went to waste because... who uses a quill & ink? A fountain pen or a mere pencil?

May be should simply quietly rejoice that the ideas for 3 books will remain locked in her mulish skull.
 
Polissa addresses the trolls, complete with green screened into oblivion water bottle! She needs to lube her pipes so she can declare her own total retard war!




[warning: she went turbo Blanche here. The camera is also very jittery in this]

*drinks water bottle* Oh! *voice progresses from her regular voice to the Blanche mask to the turbo Blanche mask I just mentioned* Excuse me, I was thirsty! I worked up a thirst today! *tongue click* *deep breath* Oh!

*tongue click* So! Sorry about that babies, okay! Um, *tongue click* so I spent today, the second day of the new year, cleaning house. Let me get a little closer. Cause, cause, I want to be heard real clear for, my, uh, trolls and a little mole.

*drinks water* Mm hmm. *tongue click* See, I went on that site again, *tongue click* *deep breath* had the idea. *deep breath* Let's match screen names! [Null: is this a fucking joke?] L'play! *tongue click* So I went on the site, that shall not be named, *deep breath* and started going through screen names. And lo and behold, someone gave themself away! [Null: no really, is this a fucking joke?]

And I found a few, I got quite a few blocked on here now, figured out who they were, sure there'll be plenty more, and you come for me anyways, and I hope *deep breath* I really, really, hope the one that feels they have to transcribe my videos *deep breath* that hurts them so bad! That I say I'm not Blanche to them! [yeah, you're turbo Blanche. Dorothy superiority, btw]

*tongue click* See I normally reserve this accent for sweetness and kindness [so I did crack the code!], cause it's dripping with honey, right? But it's also dripping with something else. It's called an alternative meaning. *deep breath* So bless your little heart! [hey not funny, I do have a heart condition! Donate to Shriners to help children like me] Havin' transcribe this! [I think that's what she said, she's mushmouthing again] Give me a break! You don't gotta do nothing you don't gotta do! *deep breath* You choosing to! *deep breath* Because you think you're getting something out of it! [primary sources are valuable]

*tongue click* *deep gasp* Oh! *voice shifts back to normal mode* Y'all are hilarious, by the way! *deep breath* My family has a nickname for me, and I'm gonna go ahead and tell the whole world, baby! *deep breath* See, the babies in my family have a hard time saying Polissa. So most of them ended up calling me Pissa at one time! [lies, most of your family calls you Danielle or Danie. Example: when your husband came on here to defend you and your chronic yeast infection. You even used to refer to yourself online with it!] *deep breath* Because it's the p and the s and that's what babies do [speech pathology doesn't work like that. Do I need to hook you on phonics too?] *tongue click* It's not shameful! I think it's endearing, it's hilarious! [Pissa seal of approval! Congrats @Conan O'Barbarian for coming up with it! Here's your reward: asspats and a lifetime supply of Monistat!] You got an infant running around saying Pissa! I mean, come on! [she's so angry at this]

*tongue click* *deep breath* Anyways! *tongue click* What I mean by the little mole, though, I figured out who she was. She's someone I know in real life. See, I never gave a certain name. She gave them that information. Oh! I wonder what the judge is going to say about this one! *long pause* Miss Bunny! [@Vapid_trash if you get served papers now you know why, also congrats for figuring out who our Kiwileak was because we already knew she was a Kiwileak]

*long pause* *giggle* *deep breath* *mild Blanche voice* I hope you have a wonderful new year. *deep breath* And bless your heart to the little trolls that think you have one on me.
 
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