🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Automaton Type 2B]

Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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One based aylawg gives Ralph a reality check.
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Gunt having no shame is his greatest strength.

His second greatest strength is "no awareness".

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Someone earlier in the thread predicted that Ethan would spiral after Jim left in the same way that someone does when a parent that they've had a contentious relationship passes.

Wow, was that ever accurate.

The dude woke up at 8AM on January 1 to start tweeting about Metokur in the most womanly way for hours. He spent three hours on New Years day tweeting and retweeting about the guy. It would almost be sad if it weren't so goddamned hilarious.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Someone earlier in the thread predicted that Ethan would spiral after Jim left in the same way that someone does when a parent that they've had a contentious relationship passes.

Wow, was that ever accurate.

The dude woke up at 8AM on January 1 to start tweeting about Metokur in the most womanly way for hours. He spent three hours on New Years day tweeting and retweeting about the guy. It would almost be sad if it weren't so goddamned hilarious.

Ralph is doing it because he knows Metokur won’t attack back. He’s a classic bitch.

 

[.iota.]

for me the funniest part is ralph and the 5 retards in his replies saying that he won

Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
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oh, bless his chronically-obstructed porcine heart!

he did win! he won "the 2022 chudbud trainwreck of the year" award on metokur's final stream last night!

with more than 10,000 viewers donating absurd amounts of money and voting in chat, the ragepig easily won in the first bracket against baked (the soon-to-be incarcerated fed informant) alaska. then, in the final bracket, which included other degenerates such as keffals (fellow international fear refugee), nick fuentes (catboi and kanye aficionado), sam bankman-fried (aptly-named former billionaire), and salvo pancakes (piss enthusiast), the ragepig waddled his way to victory with more than 60% of the votes. pill bottles rattling and celebratory suuuey's all around!



without another metokur stream, the drunken swine will remain undefeated! and, much like the kiwi farms lolcow of the year, this is an award that won't be lost or destroyed by the parents of his next broken-brain bpd baby mama.

 

[Reversal]

"I win again!" Ralph hollers from his shack in Mexico riddled with mold.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Why does he hate John Doyle?

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[AltisticRight]

Why does he hate John Doyle?

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Because his Mexican master hates him.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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Congrats, Ralph. You managed to outlive a terminally ill man. Such a big winner you are.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

In a display of impotent rage at his Internet Daddy, Jim Metokur, Ralph has tweeted a video of one of Jim's hats being burned.

..... you still bought the hat.

The King of Hate put it best:

 

[MeltyTW]

"I win again!" Ralph hollers from his shack in Mexico riddled with mold.

hes actually been banned from casa de gunt so its just homelessness now.

Congrats, Ralph. You managed to outlive a terminally ill man. Such a big winner you are.

thats actually still tbd. jim could use his dangling eye stalk to peer one last time as the porcine fool is dropped into a mexican mega landfill.

 

[disavow]

Whan that Gunt with his foule stench,
The hand of Maye ye pedo wench,
Betroth'd in the land beyond the wall,
Alogges rejoiced, in Jersey's halle
Where men in spandex squirm and grip
The tendre croppes from fields did rip
That Corne which all do reckon best
From Gunted fields we shall harvest!

The Gunted One, in glorie, arose
And said What hath became of those
Who hath of late stray'd from the path
And tempt'd mine holler and wrath?
Mine enemies, thinke of them not
Until you sight what I hath wrought:
Dirt on each who'd trie to take
My crowne, but pray each for your sake
Do not tempt my mightie wrath
Least I split the wheat from chaffe
My faithful Gunt Guard I shall praise
And smite my aylawgs all my days
Till they declare a Ralpha win
And put Josh Moone in the trash bin

 

[A Sunset]

Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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I can’t even be mad whenever he makes These memes himself, they’re so boomer and shitty it actually goes far enough around the cringe curve to be enjoyable for me, lmfao. So many fucking words in that Terrible font, it’s like eye rape.

I love how he somehow has “pedophiles” on Jim’s side when he’s married to a lolicon, but we all know that by now LMFAO. It’s just Gunt’s Law in action.

Without Jim to obsess over, Ralph is going to have a huge hole in his life. Their rivalry has been non-stop, he won’t know what to do with himself. It was remarkable to see him go from Josh to Jim in terms of a one-sided obsessive rivalry.

Ralph needs a rival to stay alive. He might die early without spite powering his every move.

 

[JhonVent]

The Gunted One, in glorie, arose
And said What hath became of those
Who hath of late stray'd from the path
And tempt'd mine holler and wrath?
Mine enemies, thinke of them not
Until you sight what I hath wrought:
Dirt on each who'd trie to take
My crowne, but pray each for your sake
Do not tempt my mightie wrath
Least I split the wheat from chaffe
My faithful Gunt Guard I shall praise
And smite my aylawgs all my days
Till they declare a Ralpha win
And put Josh Moone in the trash bin

My dear sir you need to write the book of psalms in the Ralpha bible/unholy Gunt book for the Gunt gard.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph is trying to distract himself from his terrible situation by pretending to be a political philosopher on twitter. Pretty good take for a guy who didn't graduate high school lol

Wet brain arc incoming in 2023...

T/A

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph showing that everything is peachy south of the border. Either that or he's hired a Mexican boy to pose as Meigh:


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El Restaurante:

Sonora Grill

Somos un Steakhouse Mexicano contemporáneo que se distingue por la calidad en sus cortes, diseño, arquitectura y ambiente haciendo de cada visita una gran experiencia.

sonoragrill.com.mx

Though it sounds like even they are struggling with the lack of potable water in Merida:

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Pansuuu you better take a piksher that makes u look happy to own ur dad but also hide ur hideeyus face.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He did the same shit when Faith was about to take off, complete with making Meigh hold her hand over her mouth to hide her ugly teeth.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He was pretty quite today, after spending most of the last week constantly seething about Alex Stein, Harry and Metokur. Now he puts out a photo where he's basically making fun of how unattractive Meigh is....I think a meltdown is coming soon.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralph showing that everything is peachy south of the border. Either that or he's hired a Mexican boy to pose as Meigh:
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El Restaurante:

Sonora Grill

Somos un Steakhouse Mexicano contemporáneo que se distingue por la calidad en sus cortes, diseño, arquitectura y ambiente haciendo de cada visita una gran experiencia.

sonoragrill.com.mx

Though it sounds like even they are struggling with the lack of potable water in Merida:
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5 Star Mexican Days

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Every one of these staged public appearance photos has some tragic backstory.

We'll soon find out what this one is after she blueballs her family with the hope of fleeing with the baby to safety for the 1000th time.