🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

5 Star Mexican Days

Wow. He ate some food. Definitely completely winning against everyone.

I'm really sad because I ate no food at all today, all of it was taken up by Ralph's winning. I have had literally NO FOOD AT ALL I am starving because I am an A-hog. I don't even get to eat, that's how hard Ralph is winning!

Lmao.

Every one of these staged public appearance photos has some tragic backstory.

Yes, aside from the jokes, how many times has the rage pig had to slap this cunt in the face to get her to pose in these pictures? Nobody knows. Does he slap the baby too when the baby cries too much?

Probably.

 

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Meigh looking a little rough there

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Meigh looking a little rough there
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Crazy that you can try to flex how rich you are but then your woman is walking around with a Hot Topic engagement ring.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

wonder if she's covering up a fat lip or some other kind of DV markings

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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She looks like she's been crying.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph desperately feeling the need to score a win tries to insert himself into the Flamenco drama. Not sure what the flex is supposed to be here, that he's self-aware enough to know that he's a pathetic faggot for DMCA'ing, but doesn't regret it?


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Ralph wilts like a flower when confronted by Augie over his made up bs:

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There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:

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[Ragnarlodbrok]

Ralph desperately feeling the need to score a win tries to insert himself into the Flamenco drama. Not sure what the flex is supposed to be here, that he's self-aware enough to know that he's a pathetic faggot for DMCA'ing, but doesn't regret it?
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Ralph wilts like a flower when confronted by Augie over his made up bs:
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There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:
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Lol augie is straight up lying and Ralph not calling him out. Ralph bros! I don't feel so good.

 

[veritarded]

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someone photoshop a cigarette in her hand… it’d be particularly fitting in this photo

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:
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Wow, well worth it! 5 star days, bitch!

 

[Wooper]

Yeah I got my ass kicked in Portugal...AGAIN! So what bitch!? I made $5,000! (x) Fucking my vision & humiliating myself was worth it, that's why I'm the biggest in the sectur!

Also Ralph you are a sixty year old looking thirty something year man, stop using gay emojis like the mind blown one or laughing crying one, seriously it's gay.

 

[Null]

lol @ ralph saying he made money getting buttfucked on the streets

just do porn you dirty fat whore. spread them cheeks like Nickocado.

 

[Fag Albert]

Bragging about 5k in a beatdown when he could've made just as much, if not more from letting Tardski tickle him for 20 seconds.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph desperately feeling the need to score a win tries to insert himself into the Flamenco drama. Not sure what the flex is supposed to be here, that he's self-aware enough to know that he's a pathetic faggot for DMCA'ing, but doesn't regret it?
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Ralph wilts like a flower when confronted by Augie over his made up bs:
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There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:
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1. He deleted the segment where he had a picture of Soph up with weird noises in the background, he also deleted the infamous "itz nawt trooooo" stream.
2. Talk about Fagmenco, a guy who Ethan Ralph made "famous".

It's like only the third day of the year.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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May’s whole life is rough. Ethan, Guntina Jr. and Mexico have aged her a decade in three months. She’s got a couple checked bags under her eyes at this point.

I can’t imagine having a gringo baby, with none of the maternal inherited immunity needed for the environment, learning to crawl in fucking moldy Mexican cinderblock housing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Sorry for showing the horrific mess again but May’s looking like she could lose a few pounds or at least share what she’s doing to get her wrists so thick.

 

[Spudnik]

5 Star Mexican Days

With current exchange rates, 5 star Mexican days are approximately .25 star US days, which sounds about right for life in the ralphahovel

 

[MeltyTW]

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adezero is that you? legit thought you snuck in an ade there at first. staying with ralph is like cancer on quadruple speed.

There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:

ill give ralph 2k just myself if he agrees to run into the ghetto screaming about using his white american penis to genetically correct their underage daughters and saying theyre bitch ass niggas and hell pay them mucho gringo dollars to hold their legs for him.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

lol @ ralph saying he made money getting buttfucked on the streets

just do porn you dirty fat whore. spread them cheeks like Nickocado.

his remaining 200 core audience would unironically subscribe to his onlyfans

 

[Hüftpriester]

There's enough copium to lay out five gorillas here, Ralph must be having a complete meltdown over Harry publicly felting him:

Yup, just like I said yesterday....quiet before the storm.

Fat boy didn't tweet at all yesterday besides from the terrifying photo of his horse eating. He was obviously seething about Harry's leaks, now we get a full on explosion of rage. You love to see it.

 

[Tom Myers]