Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger - (Thread 3: JUDGEMENT DAY)

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The only way to generate new content is to write or visit him while in prison.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I hope the judge sentences him to be raped and murdered.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope the judge sentences him to be raped and murdered.

He kind of will. Though he won't say that.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He kind of will. Though he won't say that.

The rapist(s) will get a shitty surprise. Literally.

 

[Roast Chicken]

The rapist(s) will get a shitty surprise. Literally.

He'll probably end up getting regular hose baths. I bet you he's going to try to use his love of excrement to keep the other prisoners away from him, but in doing so will make himself a major health hazard.

 

[Keystone]

He kind of will. Though he won't say that.

"25 years in Lancaster's 'Pound-me-in-the-ass' castle prison."

Also, is it too late to throw in a guess on how many years he's going to get?

 

[VLAD]

Also, is it too late to throw in a guess on how many years he's going to get?

Tweet your bet under the hashtag #SickNickSentence. If you get it right, you might win a prize!*

*the prize is autism.

 

[AnOminous]

I've gone into the sentencing stuff before.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sick-nick-sentencing-game.16779/page-2#post-1225766
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sick-nick-sentencing-game.16779/page-3#post-1226038
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nick-bate-3-judgement-day.16562/page-25#post-1225722

I think the range is 6-40 years based on a pretty cursory reading of the sentencing guidelines. I bet on 40 in the thread for strategic reasons but I think it's likely to be around 15-20. Just a guess, though.

 

[VLAD]

I've gone into the sentencing stuff before.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sick-nick-sentencing-game.16779/page-2#post-1225766
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sick-nick-sentencing-game.16779/page-3#post-1226038
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nick-bate-3-judgement-day.16562/page-25#post-1225722

I think the range is 6-40 years based on a pretty cursory reading of the sentencing guidelines. I bet on 40 in the thread for strategic reasons but I think it's likely to be around 15-20. Just a guess, though.

Any estimates on when he'd be eligible for parole?

 

[AnOminous]

Any estimates on when he'd be eligible for parole?

Depends. The absolute minimum is the guidelines minimum sentence, but the judge can also set a minimum, or even rule the defendant ineligible for parole.

 

[Karen Riley]

Depends. The absolute minimum is the guidelines minimum sentence, but the judge can also set a minimum, or even rule the defendant ineligible for parole.

You see the year he's served already AnOminous?Will that be subtracted from the sentence he receives on Monday?

 

[AnOminous]

You see the year he's served already AnOminous?Will that be subtracted from the sentence he receives on Monday?

He'll get time served for it in all likelihood.

"25 years in Lancaster's 'Pound-me-in-the-ass' castle prison."

I think he'll probably be sent somewhere else with facilities for mentally ill and/or special housing for sex offenders.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

I think he'll probably be sent somewhere else with facilities for mentally ill and/or special housing for sex offenders.

Does this make the hitjob more or less expensive?

 

[Professor Paradox]

Why did Nick think that jacking off with shit would prove he didn't molest his sister?

This is something I don't get.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Why did Nick think that jacking off with shit would prove he didn't molest his sister?

This is one of thing I don't get.

He communicates with shit, that's why

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Why did Nick think that jacking off with shit would prove he didn't molest his sister?

This is something I don't get.

Because he's retarded....

 

[bzewzi]

Why did Nick think that jacking off with shit would prove he didn't molest his sister?

This is something I don't get.

He said in his initial chatlog about it that he didn't perform anal because she had a "shitty butthole", and then tried to backpedal and say that that wouldn't stop him because he loves poop.

So masturbating with said poop was to prove that he wouldn't have stopped because of that.

 

[Marvin]

And I'll note that that's an argument his lawyer repeated in court.

Yep.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

And I'll note that that's an argument his lawyer repeated in court.

Yep.

Seriously? What a shitty lawyer.

 

[bearycool]

Seriously? What a shitty lawyer.

lol, and in a very literal sense too.