Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Backinpogform]

I can’t believe Keffals is winning and we are all in prison right now while Josh Moon is sitting in prison waiting to be extradited to the United States for terrorism charges and Kiwifarms is no longer existing.

After the leak I had to put my chihuahuas into witness protection. It broke my heart but I had no choice.

With regards to the “will Keffals go back into porn?” Question, I think the far more hilarious factor is he so desperately wants to be seen as desirable he tried twice with two niche, gross genres and failed. Even he knew he wouldn’t stand a chance of getting any attention doing a bog standard sex tape/playing with himself upload. And still no one was interested. Ouch. It’s why he has an obsession with Denims many have mistaken for sexual attraction. It’s not, it’s that his particular brand of skinwalking is sexy bimbo. He watches her because he wants to be her, not be in her. You can learn almost everything about a troon’s deepest desires and insecurities by studying the women he chooses to mimic.

He’s tried several times this year alone to turn his channel into a thirst trap and he’s done gross “teehee I left the camera on, whoops!” Shit. I just love that a pervert who castrated himself and devoted his entire life to his fetish can’t get men to perve on him for free. That must absolutely kill the greasy narcissist. I’m not saying myself or any of my kiwi sisters are models, but there’s very, very few actual women who would be so… Ignored, shall we say if they put this much effort into wanting to be objectified.

The question isn’t “will he try again?” Because he tries to put some form of sexual content on the internet every month or so and has done so for a decade now. The question is what can us humble farmers do to really pick at this incredibly deep seated -I would argue by far his biggest - insecurity?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Honestly, with all the Doordash he eats, I think the farts are probably real by now.

 

[Jimmy Tarleton]

It's because of keffals and that stink drama that I became aware of this website in the first place

The Streisand effect is a beautiful thing.

 

[Brutality]

Keffals tweets age beautifully:
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What ever happened to this, keffals?
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Breaking: Man who had his penis cut off has absolutely no forethought

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Would rather have cancer aids and die than chop my dick off.

"The troon dies a thousand deaths, the canceraids victim but one."
Ernest Hemingway

 

[A. G. Peak]

Here's the Macaiyla segment from last night's stream. @Roak @Neil @big rig 42

/r/queensofleague post: Tyler1’s girlfriend is a transphobic piece of shit

 

[Florch]

Honestly, with all the Doordash he eats, I think the farts are probably real by now.

What note do you think his fistula emits when he farts?

More pressing - is it a fart, or a queef? Or just a shortcut?

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Lucas was just now on stream attacking Macaiyla (tyler1's girlfriend) and calling her a cunt
Will be fun to see if the League of Legends community reacts to this since tyler1 is massive

(Forgot to clip it but hopefully somebody records the stream or Lucas himself uploads it to his youtube)

Here's the clip:

Full VOD

 

[Roak]

Lucas was just now on stream attacking Macaiyla (tyler1's girlfriend) and calling her a cunt

He's really trying to keep being the same aggressive asshole he's always been while trying to sidestep that third strike and permaban. Sorry Lucas, can't have your cake and eat it too. Hope someone has this clipped.

Here's the entire clip, notice how angry he is that a (bigger and actual female) streamer has him blocked

Spoiler: Truth Hurts

Also here's what he said about Metokur

Rest of the stream was mostly dead air as usual
EDIT: How the hell did I get ninjaed

 

[Real Name 1973]

Also here's what he said about Metokur
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Rest of the stream was mostly dead air as usual

"He treated me like a subhuman piece of shit"

You don't say?

 

[A Sunset]

Here's the entire clip, notice how angry he is that a (bigger and actual female) streamer has him blocked
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Spoiler: Truth Hurts

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Also here's what he said about Metokur
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Rest of the stream was mostly dead air as usual
EDIT: How the hell did I get ninjaed

I love how mad this golem gets seeing an attractive woman blocked hIm. It was like his whole world stopped - his eyes bugged out of his head, he got extra twitchy, and he fucking had to know why. When he found out she didn’t like pronoun sperging, the incel rage bubbled up from deep inside him.

This is a window into every gross troon’s HRT-Addled Mind when they see an attractive women that doesn’t fall in line with the Troon Gestapo. They must destroy them and obsess over them. Because they have what troon like Lucas will NEVER have - a real, functional vagina, instead of a rotting, stinking abomination of an axe wound.

What an incel. Cope, seethe, and fucking dilate. And put away your disgusting droopy horror-moobs with their gigantic, unnatural gap In the middle.


As for Metokur, hearing this buck-toothed pig AGP smirk as he lectures Metokur about doing something positive with his life is just hilarious. I actually chuckled out loud, and not just because he now streams too like 5 dickless drug addicts and welfare monkeys who parrot whatever he says in chat.

Like his content or not, Metokur has an online legacy and played a big role in a lot of moments on the Internet. He’s going out with outpourings of fans saying how much they loved his content. And unlike you, despite having zero support from journoscum and mainstream platforms, he streams to thousands of people.

Who do you stream to Lucas? Despite all the support you got from the “man”, nobody likes you or your shit content. All you can do is seethe and literally mald at Metokur, who clearly touched a raw nerve - becuase he pointed out that you’re not special, there’s nothing different about you than any other grifter he’s seen, you’re full of shit, you’re disposable, you’re an asshole, you’re a hypocrite, and he even snuck a super special YWNBAW in there for you.

Pathetic, fat, buck-toothed, no fiancee, no family. Broken Branch, Ancestors Cry.

 

[Bloody Kotex]

Am I too skeptical or Lucas is cladding a silicone breastplate? I noticed from its shape to the way it wobbled like jelly in a seizure every time he moved slightly.

It looked so uncanny

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Am I too skeptical or Lucas is cladding a silicone breastplate? I noticed from its shape to the way it wobbled like jelly in a seizure every time he moved slightly.

It looked so uncanny
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The combination of his massive hunchback and oversized fake breasts reminds me of the Halo elite armor chestpiece. There's a joke about their mouths & his wound in here too but I'm not funny enough to make it.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

 

[Lyster]

I hate Black people, faggots, and trannies, done.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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I hate Black people, faggots, and trannies, done.

I am starting to like this girl. She doesn't put up with the troons shit and troons like Lucas hate that. The one thing troons hate the most in this world is women they can't control. This is why they never block TERF'S on Twitter so they can continue to harass them. When a real woman blocks them they cope, seethe and dilate over the gall that a real woman had in blocking them and they send their fellow HRT brain rotted followers to harass them until the woman blocks them too. Remember, at the end of the day, for troons like Lucas and his friends everything they have done is all about controlling and harassing women. The hatred they have for women is greater then the passion of a thousand suns.

 

[Inside your walls]

Lucas "Oliver Ralph" Roberts raging about daddy Gym

I didn't thought I'd be drawing our favorite incel for a while, but seeing how lots of people already
compared him to Ethan Ralph, it's my duty to draw him as a ragepig.


Let's hope he follows Ralphamale's steps of flying to Portugal and getting beaten by a Warhammer Dwarf there.

Here's the entire clip, notice how angry he is that a (bigger and actual female) streamer has him blocked
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It's interesting how, as soon one of "his W"s gets undone (Destiny being unbanned from twitter),
Lucas is already lashing out on another woman that has nothing to do with Destiny like a cowardly incel that he is.

But as long as say you're trans, you can be disgusting, ghoulish and misogynistic towards women as much as you want,
and there will people defending this attitude you have with all kinds of mental gymnastics , despite deep down knowing they shouldn't be doing that at all.

I hope through this year we get Lucas incel raging more at women because his schizoid
misogynist rants and name calling other women is pure material for peaking.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Keffals tweets age beautifully:
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We are laughing, Keffals. We laugh while our genitals do work as intended.

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"What a cunt."

I'll take "Things no one will ever tell Keffals when looking underneath his clothes" for 100, Alex.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

The combination of his massive hunchback and oversized fake breasts reminds me of the Halo elite armor chestpiece. There's a joke about their mouths & his wound in here too but I'm not funny enough to make it.
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Lmao I actually posted a shitty Elliot phoneshop as a grunt in his thread pretty recently. The Elite-Grunt relationship really does represent both their appearances and dynamic.

 

[Neil]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
My bets are on

• Slowly fades into obscurity, streaming to fewer and fewer viewers before quietly stopping.
• Gets metoo'd over a "consent accident" from years ago.
• Has a media redemption arch during a slow news week, leading to a hilarious manic meltdown.
• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

• Twitch ban by summer
• Failed attempt at maintaining his "career" on Youtube and his GG site
• Destiny actually taking action on the lawsuit threat
• Failed attempt at an onlyfans
• Further spiral into irrelevancy

His farce of an online career has a time limit. It ran out after DropKF failed and Destiny released his document, but the lawsuit might extend it a few years. Either way, he'll never reach the peak he did during his griftfest.

Here's the entire clip, notice how angry he is that a (bigger and actual female) streamer has him blocked
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Spoiler: Truth Hurts

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Also here's what he said about Metokur
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Rest of the stream was mostly dead air as usual
EDIT: How the hell did I get ninjaed

LOL truth hurts don't it? It's so funny to see how slowly the anger rolls into him. He starts stuttering and repeats "w-whatever, I don't care about this b-BITCH" and actively digging to find mean things to say about her so he can heal the injury to his ego that her block inflicted on him.

Lucas has absolutely no place to talk about doing "positive things" in life when all he's done is pick fights and start very personal internet feuds with people to make himself famous or take people down and ruin lives. Jim spent 15 years laughing at silly shit online, and even now, when he literally has his body eating away at him and he still spares enough time to laugh (and make money for his wife selling hats), meanwhile Lucas spends every waking minute being angry and wishing death upon everyone who makes jokes about him or his clan.

Compare Jim's final stream to Lucas's most recent stream (this one). Lucas goes from lashing out at Tyler1's girlfriend for her opinions on genderspecial pronouns and calling her a bitch, then prematurely celebrating Jim's potential death by cancer while whining about Jim making jokes at his expense several months ago. He characterizes Jim telling him that he's not special as "treating him worse than a piece of shit" and calls him "vile" for coining the term troonshine as a riff on Lucas's bootleg HRT he was trying to push to kids.

Meanwhile, Jim's final stream was full of the same laughter and joviality he's always had. He didn't even give a tearful goodbye or get angry, he just let the jokes roll and ended off on a high note.

More people will remember Jim both on the internet and in his real life than Lucas. Even long after his health got in the way of him making edited content, he still has hundreds of dedicated people archiving his stuff so it isn't lost to to time, no matter how many angry furries, groypers, or troons spam flags. The few people who will remember Lucas aside from his Twitch janitors will remember him as a grifting, hateful, self-loathing ball of fat with a paper-thin ego and an equally as fragile god complex.

It just goes to show that you could live a thousand years and not one of them would be worth being alive in if you keep the same outlook on life and other people that Lucas has. Better to live short and contented rather than long and embittered.