WhiskeyJack
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2022
Well, you can all crow about this all you want, but personally I'm just disappointed. Not only is it Kink, it's boring ass modern-day Kink. I was hoping for a good old-fashioned vid from the Insex days, with some methhead pretending to be a quad amputee dog-girl with a flower up her ass. This isn't even one of the more extreme Kink channels, it's that cringy 'Public Disgrace' crap where they'd walk nude chicks down the street to annoy tourists until SF told them to stop and they relocated to some shithole in Spain.
Worst of all, it's a fricken Syren De Mer vid?! Of all the chicks on that site, why her fugly self? She was what, 50 back in 2014? Kink had actual up-and-coming pronstars back then (partly why it was so boring, real pornstars won't do anything too crazy with bondage, it might leave a bruise and ruin their next Brazzers shoot).
I feel gypped. At least when that weird Keto youtuber guy was exposed as a closet gay, he was legit caught putting out gay OF vids and shoving veggies up his ass, and he inspired Vegan Gains to do the same to try and one-up him with a cucumber. But this? Zack isn't even participating, and he apparently hasn't aged after a decade, the coughing bastard. His apparent girlfriend ate some jizz, which admittedly adds to the degeneracy, but that's still far removed from what I was expecting when I saw "Ya Boi Zack did a BDSM porn vid" in the Youtube comments.
This is mildly embarrassing at the very worst, and the dude was a Marine at the time, so it hardly even counts. My grandfather used to talk about going to donkey shows in Mexico when he was in the military (apparently that was all the rage in the '50's) and he just shrugged it off as part of the general weirdness soldiers do when bored, like seeing how much C4 you can burn in your foxhole before you get yelled at or seeing how much rust-filled Korean beer you can drink before your piss turns black.
I'm just saying, I was expecting more than "socially-awkward marine stands nervously in background of granny porn vid while queasy 3/10 girlfriend looks at her phone".
Worst of all, it's a fricken Syren De Mer vid?! Of all the chicks on that site, why her fugly self? She was what, 50 back in 2014? Kink had actual up-and-coming pronstars back then (partly why it was so boring, real pornstars won't do anything too crazy with bondage, it might leave a bruise and ruin their next Brazzers shoot).
I feel gypped. At least when that weird Keto youtuber guy was exposed as a closet gay, he was legit caught putting out gay OF vids and shoving veggies up his ass, and he inspired Vegan Gains to do the same to try and one-up him with a cucumber. But this? Zack isn't even participating, and he apparently hasn't aged after a decade, the coughing bastard. His apparent girlfriend ate some jizz, which admittedly adds to the degeneracy, but that's still far removed from what I was expecting when I saw "Ya Boi Zack did a BDSM porn vid" in the Youtube comments.
This is mildly embarrassing at the very worst, and the dude was a Marine at the time, so it hardly even counts. My grandfather used to talk about going to donkey shows in Mexico when he was in the military (apparently that was all the rage in the '50's) and he just shrugged it off as part of the general weirdness soldiers do when bored, like seeing how much C4 you can burn in your foxhole before you get yelled at or seeing how much rust-filled Korean beer you can drink before your piss turns black.
I'm just saying, I was expecting more than "socially-awkward marine stands nervously in background of granny porn vid while queasy 3/10 girlfriend looks at her phone".