Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Broken Pussy]

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Isn't this some Game of Thrones shit?

I've never been in to vanity stuff like this. I bet most of this crap is from China too.

I'd say she should just buy a vinyl cutter, but she probably can't spell the words she needs for her labels anyway.

It is. It was cringe on the show and it’s even more cringe on a glass.

Plus, we all collectively, as a society, agreed that GoT was ruined by the last season and that we’ll never mention it again.

Polissa, is, as ever, lame as hell. She has no personality, other than nasty cunt, so she latches on to pop culture stuff to overcompensate.

 

[glass_houses]

Incredibly optimistic cooking/baking utensils given her diet consists of frozen dinners, fast food, and Josh's sports bar leftovers. She would not buy any of it, or anything on the list actually, if it had to be from her own paycheck.

I've seen it written before that Polissa- like so many lolcows- has a certain vision of herself in her head, but utterly no desire to implement it. Having a gorgeous, fully equipped kitchen would prove to herself and the world that she's an amazing cook and an innovator with food. If she had the perfect kitchen she'd be the perfect cook. The fact that she doesn't cook now is everyone else's fault.

That list reminded me of a woman I briefly sharehoused with. She had so many implements to cook food with, there was no space to store or cook food. Every cupboard burst with colourful and expensive kitchen gear, and 90% of it had only ever been used as a cockroach's toilet and a pet hair depository. I don't care how expensive or delightfully shaped your mountain of genuine subscription tupperware is, if you don't use it and it's filthy with animal waste, throw it out. We stayed friends for a few years after I moved out and I even helped her move house last year. Huge mistake. I ended up going through her pantry foods as I was setting up the kitchen and she had shit that was labelled back to 2009. I persuaded her to get rid of the old food (that she had been feeding to people and charging them money for) and also some rusty cake tins. I spent three days driving back and forth across the city, paying for petrol and tolls, and when I woke up the next day she'd sent me a text, not thanking me for all my hard work and money that I put into moving her hoard, but abusing me because I threw out a couple of rusty fucking cake tins covered in cockroach shit.

She was actually a reasonable cook, but to her way of thinking, the more gear she had and the more expensive that gear was, the more it proved that she was, in fact, a culinary genius. Instead of, y'know, actually cooking food.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I ran porky through one of the anime AI generators and got this:

I like how the AI assumes there's a necklace when in reality it's just the shadow of her neckfolds.

She's admitted to throwing away cutlery and dishes instead of washing them in the past. Anything she gets will last a few weeks until the high of getting shiny new things wears off and doing the dishes becomes emotional labor again. None of the items on this wishlist matter in the slightest.

Every so often this gets brought up and it's like my brain refuses to accept it. It's just insane to me that an almost 40yo woman would throw away cutlery and dishes 'because muh ADHD' or whatever her excuse was. It'd be considered wasteful and retarded if an uber rich person did it, let alone someone who has to beg for food.

She even went as far as to say she was afraid of bringing home (more) insects to add to her Pokémon collection of squalor. So of course everything has to be new for Pissa!

Those black sheets may hide the cat piss and shit stains, but you will see every hair, dirt and probably skin flakes easily. The white ones are even worse, ol’ Pissa strikes me as the type to not wash her bedding frequently, so within a day her grease and grime will give her a nice silhouette of funk on the sheets.

And please tell me where she’s going to hang all of these shelves and unnecessary (and autistic) kitchen accessories? Those walls to that shitbox look like they’d collapse with a light breeze. And who will put them up? Our Katpiss Neverclean is DISABLED. Hopefully some help will come!

One last comment. Re: the Facebook treasure trove of white trash was quite an eye opening read. Shithead is Russell Greer levels of delusional. It’s a wonderful miss mosh of spergery, pure weapons grade narcissism and unwashed ass.

PS: newfag pls no bully

Welcome to the basement! Favorite Pissa moment?

Also, isn't it insane to think that just a few months ago she would have had a pretty decent chance of actually getting people to buy her wishlist crap? They did it for the hysterectomy wishlist and for countless other shit before.

 

[PollyPissyPants]

I like how the AI assumes there's a necklace when in reality it's just the shadow of her neckfolds.



Every so often this gets brought up and it's like my brain refuses to accept it. It's just insane to me that an almost 40yo woman would throw away cutlery and dishes 'because muh ADHD' or whatever her excuse was. It'd be considered wasteful and retarded if an uber rich person did it, let alone someone who has to beg for food.



Welcome to the basement! Favorite Pissa moment?

Also, isn't it insane to think that just a few months ago she would have had a pretty decent chance of actually getting people to buy her wishlist crap? They did it for the hysterectomy wishlist and for countless other shit before.

It’s really my pleasure to be dwelling with you all here to spread the good word filth and depravity laden up-to-date info about our Pissa! Pass the Mello Yello, would ya? None of that Mountain Thunder shit. And don’t tell me it tastes the same! :mad:

My favorite moment by far is her ability to keep a chronic yeast infection strong and healthy for over 20 years! She’s practically raised an infant to a fully grown voting and drinking adult. That takes some serious determination and an amount of poor hygiene that will haunt me till I die in this basement.

ETA: I wanted to touch on the wishlist and e-begging. Polissa is so awful at faking kindness and swindling money out of Twitter (no help came!) that even Lou Gags has out-earned her after multiple thorough call-outs. Perhaps when she’s done reading her thread she can check out Lou’s for some tips. Spoiler alert, Pissa: troon out and you’ll be back earning in no time.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Nope, no octopus bathroom set anymore. Only cat riding a whale

Late, I know, but can we all just take a Zen moment to appreciate this?

I am stunned. I have seen some TACKY shit in my life, but man alive. Is there such at thing as "Tacky Chic?" I suppose there is, but for this there are no words. I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, taken aback, and so on and so forth.

That is all.

 

[Simon]

Late, I know, but can we all just take a Zen moment to appreciate this?


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I am stunned. I have seen some TACKY shit in my life, but man alive. Is there such at thing as "Tacky Chic?" I suppose there is, but for this there are no words. I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, taken aback, and so on and so forth.

That is all.

I like it, but I like tacky cat crap, and I definitely wouldn't be asking someone else to pay for it lmao

 

[Gaz Norfman]

Late, I know, but can we all just take a Zen moment to appreciate this?


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I am stunned. I have seen some TACKY shit in my life, but man alive. Is there such at thing as "Tacky Chic?" I suppose there is, but for this there are no words. I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, taken aback, and so on and so forth.

That is all.

It’s perfect for her. The whale obviously represents Pissa, the cat represents all of her cat children throwing a trident at the haters.

Gaz Norfman doesn’t yield much on google, which is a shame. I was hoping it would show my face dox:

 

[glass_houses]

Late, I know, but can we all just take a Zen moment to appreciate this?


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I am stunned. I have seen some TACKY shit in my life, but man alive. Is there such at thing as "Tacky Chic?" I suppose there is, but for this there are no words. I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, taken aback, and so on and so forth.

That is all.

I like nonsensical pictures so I can dig it. I wouldn't pay money for it though, it's obvious that the original whale art was stolen and a cat randomly photoshopped onto it. The concept is interesting but the execution is sorely lacking.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

There’s always money in the banana stand

It's one baked potato, Twitter. What could it cost, $30?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Every so often this gets brought up and it's like my brain refuses to accept it. It's just insane to me that an almost 40yo woman would throw away cutlery and dishes 'because muh ADHD' or whatever her excuse was. It'd be considered wasteful and retarded if an uber rich person did it, let alone someone who has to beg for food.

I agree. I've known people who were tempted to toss all of their accumulated dirty dishes and pans after coming out of a major depressive episode (and was there myself, a long time ago), but nobody who will admit to actually doing it.

There is zero shame in using paper plates as a backup for those times when your brain or body aren't functioning well enough to allow you to keep up with dishwashing. Compostable ones exist, if that helps you justify it. Do what you need to do in order to keep your shit as together as you can.

But tossing out all of your accumulated dirty dishes because you don't feel like washing them, when there are two adults in the house who could potentially do it—and then later begging for brand-new ones of your choosing, along with a bunch of other kitchen shit? No. Fuck you. Hit the thrift stores, especially when you have no job, no responsibilities, and all the time in the world to do it.

Welcome to the basement! Favorite Pissa moment?

Also, isn't it insane to think that just a few months ago she would have had a pretty decent chance of actually getting people to buy her wishlist crap? They did it for the hysterectomy wishlist and for countless other shit before.

 

[PollyPissyPants]

I agree. I've known people who were tempted to toss all of their accumulated dirty dishes and pans after coming out of a major depressive episode (and was there myself, a long time ago), but nobody who will admit to actually doing it.

There is zero shame in using paper plates as a backup for those times when your brain or body aren't functioning well enough to allow you to keep up with dishwashing. Compostable ones exist, if that helps you justify it. Do what you need to do in order to keep your shit as together as you can.

But tossing out all of your accumulated dirty dishes because you don't feel like washing them, when there are two adults in the house who could potentially do it—and then later begging for brand-new ones of your choosing, along with a bunch of other kitchen shit? No. Fuck you. Hit the thrift stores, especially when you have no job, no responsibilities, and all the time in the world to do it.

I love Pissa’s aversion to thrift stores. The woman that rots in a bed 23/7 and has an ever growing colony of pests/rodents/an entire yeast colony is *afraid* of thrift stores! Who knows what she could bring home? That sense of entitlement and unearned confidence is something else. Nothing but the best for our resident scammer!

I agree most people have let chores pile up during periods of depression, or know someone dealing with something similar. But this is beyond, but not surprising whatsoever. The only thing Pissa avoids more than chores are baths and hygiene related activities.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

But tossing out all of your accumulated dirty dishes because you don't feel like washing them, when there are two adults in the house who could potentially do it—and then later begging for brand-new ones of your choosing, along with a bunch of other kitchen shit? No. Fuck you. Hit the thrift stores, especially when you have no job, no responsibilities, and all the time in the world to do it.

Shit's made weirder when you remember Joh's job history is all kitchens, and is probably washing dishes RIGHT NOW

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Re: her wishlist (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/polis...ls-home-for-wayward-cats.121689/post-14099300 - BIG THANK YOU @Diet Coke 4 Life )

My curiosity was killing me, so I popped open excel and input all the prices that are visible in the screenshots - take a guess at the total dollar amount before you click the spoiler below.

Spoiler: It's a lot

for 185 line items, the total is USD $6491.83 - this doesn't count things that I couldn't see the prices on, so let's just round to $6500!

I hope some billionaire like Bezos decides to donate Polly her whole wishlist, with the condition that she has to keep it all, like a monkey's paw situation. There's so much JUNK on that list it's almost impressive. Does anyone actually like the iridescent kitchen shit? It just looks... Bad.

I can't attach the picture right now, but one of the posters says "the cats have been fed, don't listen to their lies", or something like that. In most cat owners' homes, it would be a bit funny (still tacky tbh). In Pissa's house it seems much more sinister. HAVE they been fed??

Also, be careful with the gaming chairs Pissa! I got one recently and it has a 275 lb weight limit, I don't think that would be sufficient for you.

 

[Octopi]

What even is this? I know hardly anything on that list serves a purpose, really, but what is that even meant to be/do?

I also winced at the "the cats have been fed" sign, woof. Talk about tone deaf. Honestly, I have a soft spot for tacky wine mom signs like that, but one is the absolute goddamn maximum before it gets too much. She has like seven on there!

If money were no object, I'd buy her all the useless tchotchkes and forgo the actual pans/utensils. No point having a cutesy spoon holder, garlic crusher, flour sifter, coffee grinder, jesus there's so much if you don't have a pot to actually cook in in the first place.

 

[Ginger_beer]

What even is this? I know hardly anything on that list serves a purpose, really, but what is that even meant to be/do?

I also winced at the "the cats have been fed" sign, woof. Talk about tone deaf. Honestly, I have a soft spot for tacky wine mom signs like that, but one is the absolute goddamn maximum before it gets too much. She has like seven on there!

If money were no object, I'd buy her all the useless tchotchkes and forgo the actual pans/utensils. No point having a cutesy spoon holder, garlic crusher, flour sifter, coffee grinder, jesus there's so much if you don't have a pot to actually cook in in the first place.

People in busy households with multiple people (like a shared house situation) will use signs like that (or just a sticky note) to denote which laundry basket has clothes that need to be washed, as opposed to that which is clean and still needs to be folded etc. Why a couple would need that is beyond me, even assuming you're not talking Polissa's household, where it's *all* dirty. No distinctions required!

 

[Muskcarpone]

I ran porky through one of the anime AI generators and got this:
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Lol. Would you mind if I stole anime Polly and used it as an avatar?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Oh, they do. But as we say so often, it's not that Pissa can't, it's that Pissa /won't/. She won't go to a thrift store. She would rather scold anyone and everyone who gives her attention for not bringing help with them in the form of money or shit off her Amazon wishlist.

Lol, this dumb cunt has a car and won't drive her lazy fatass to a thrift store. There is no excuse.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It’s perfect for her. The whale obviously represents Pissa, the cat represents all of her cat children throwing a trident at the haters.

Gaz Norfman doesn’t yield much on google, which is a shame. I was hoping it would show my face dox:
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Dude, I loved you in “Nonce Hunters”. Best TV show of all time.

 

[Melankia]

Lol. Would you mind if I stole anime Polly and used it as an avatar?

all yours king!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'm a fan of the step stool, myself. Fat Amazon reviewers complain that it's flimsy and the weight limit is 225 lbs. Imagine her breaking this and crashing through the exposed subfloor of casa trompeta