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The worst part about moral relativism is when its done selectively

Actually this kind of makes me wish that TLoU Part 2 had a comic book version so we could see a Linkara video on it and then see him eventually try to do what most of Channel Awesome members and ex-members do, pretend they are smarter than they actually are by acting as intellectual contrarians.

I still remember his TLJ comic review and how you could basically summon that up as "Sequel Trilogy apologist, the video" as it felt like him defending the movie and its moronic decisions far more than reviewing the comic's. Then the prequel comics he was very nitpicky of them (because of course).

He is anything but unpredictable

So I wished to see him defend TLoU 2 ,what his rationale would be and how much of a stretch they would be to justify legit bad writing.

One would ask why but I think the summary is this "Those who cant create, critic". Most of Channel Awesome members wished they could belong in the industry to pick on so much because a lot of them have failed attempts at to do so and it no doubt made them very spiteful and petty (when it was mostly their fault, most of them lack actual talent and drive to improve). So its far easier to sit on a couch, go into "intellectual" man child mode in front of a camera.

Cuckmann made me realize, Ii need to apologize to David Cage

David Cage can work under a heavy leash but that doesnt excuse his incompetence when he is given full control.

But I guess I prefer incompetence than full blown maliciousness at this point. This fucking world...
Is it that crazy? Indigo Prophecy despite going off the rails was entertaining, Heavy Rain had choices relatively mattering and some entertaining moments and Detroit Become Human allowed you to not be the good guy and fuck me but even the Ellen Page as main character game had ideas that might be interesting in a better game

Cuckmann is worse than David Cage

David Cage games, outside of maybe Beyond Two Souls, are worth at least a single playthrough. Even when they arent good, they are still worth witnessing it at least once since they have good scenes and even great concepts.

Cage IS trying and I cant fault him for the attempts. I dont see him trying to legit piss us off, I think he is from the time where that wasnt a fucking good thing to do.

Even he eventually had to accept Beyond Two Souls was a disaster and people wouldnt want to see a sequel to it, instead of calling them names.
 
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The HBO TLOU show has a budget of $100 million for its first season alone, (assuming that Drunkmann's :optimistic: :optimistic: is true, that a second or even third season is produced) which is more than each of the first 5 seasons of Game of Thrones:

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What's the point of a show? Like, we know the story, we know what will happen, there's nothing new here.
I'm like 95% sure this entire thing stems from Druckman's desire to see Joel's brutal death again on an even larger scale. He fucking hates that character to a disturbing and obsessive degree.

As to why my theories are

1- Amy Hennig liked Joel and this is revenge for cock blocking Cuckman and not letting him do all the retarded shit he wanted.

2- Cuckman has major daddy issues and Joel represents his father. He's symbolically enacting vengeance on him over and over.

Either way, pretty fucked up.
 
The HBO TLOU show has a budget of $100 million for its first season alone, (assuming that Drunkmann's :optimistic: :optimistic: is true, that a second or even third season is produced) which is more than each of the first 5 seasons of Game of Thrones:

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To put it in further perspective:
100 Million is what Genshin Impact makes in just under a month.
100 Million is 1/1000th of the money Dr. Evil asks for in Austin Powers 2:The Spy Who Shagged Me
100 Million is 15 times the GDP of Donkey Kong Country (even after adjusted for inflation and that their currency is perishable fruit)
100 million is ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-eight more sequels than Half Life got.

It's not going to win an Emmy, because they're going to rename The Emmy into The Druckman just because of how much of a landmark this show will be
 
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Nothing will bring in the fans and win people over like pretentiousness! What could possibly go wrong?
I'm pretty sure that was Craig not Neil.

Mind you this is the first large step for Sony's multimedia projects. Uncharted was a test run, but now everything is on the table. They've greenlit Gravity Rush which means the ambitious project Team Asobi is talking about may be related to that IP. Everything that has a movie or TV show in the works is getting their games ported forward to PS5 and sony has many studios now just to outsource this type of work. TLOU2 is getting a director's cut for PS5 and Horizon is getting it's first game with new content and other changes for PS5 as well, but it's not being made by Guerilla.

The Twisted Metal series got done filming awhile ago and that's supposed to show up on Peacock. That may wind up being the next thing after TLOU. They're basically using every streaming platform to advertise their games. And this is before they start the Crunchyroll collaboration that was listed in the quarterly report.
 
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1- Amy Hennig liked Joel and this is revenge for cock blocking Cuckman and not letting him do all the retarded shit he wanted.
It wasn't Hennig, it was the other writer, the one that Druckmann removed in the credits of the remake/remaster of the first game.
 
Ok so I just saw another trailer and Pedro Pascal looks good as Joel but Ellie is horribly miscast. In the games Ellie is a perfectly cute little girl clearly modeled after a young Ellen Page. The actor in this TV adaption looks like that downie climate goblin, Greta whatshername.
 
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The fuck did he mean by this?
This has gotta be one of the stupidest things I've read from these morons, and that's saying a lot. In fact it seem like Druck and Mazin are trying to one-up each other in terms of retarded statements. And speaking of...

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Funny how he's dissing GOT when TLOU2 committed basically every sin the final seasons of GOT did in terms of subverting expectations, plot holes, character assassination, characters inexplicably becoming dumb as fuck, etc.
 
What's the point of a show? Like, we know the story, we know what will happen, there's nothing new here.
Because he doesn't give a flying fuck about video games. Like most hack writers (such as Black Library's own C.S. Goto), Druck really wants to make screenplays, possibly even for hollywood, but unfortunately ended up stuck in a medium that was not television or film either because his writing sucked or he himself didn't suck enough dick. Now that he's managed to fellate the right people to get himself on HBO, he can finally live out his dream of creating conveyer belt generic entertainment that other cocksuckers will claim is profound.
 
Because he doesn't give a flying fuck about video games. Like most hack writers (such as Black Library's own C.S. Goto), Druck really wants to make screenplays, possibly even for hollywood, but unfortunately ended up stuck in a medium that was not television or film either because his writing sucked or he himself didn't suck enough dick. Now that he's managed to fellate the right people to get himself on HBO, he can finally live out his dream of creating conveyer belt generic entertainment that other cocksuckers will claim is profound.
He's a jewish Kojimbo.
 
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