"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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BiggerChungus said:
I don't understand it at all, never have. I guess his fans can be annoying if they endlessly jerk him off as being the best internet guy ever, but Metokur himself never seemed bad to me. Just a dude laughing at retards who voluntarily make fools of themselves online. Isn't that what this whole site's about? Why he gets a bad rap for it, I don't get. Hope they eventually find out whatever's wrong with him and he either gets better or stops suffering though.
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I assume it maybe comes from his gamergate days? maybe he did something more than that but as idk im not gonna comment. I think the issue is his fans looking too deep into some of the stuff he says. I remember a few fellow britbongs commenting on one of his streams how he cares about people in the UK, only the next month for him to make a stream saying fuck europe and fuck the UK. A lot of his fans have the same issue as sargon did, seeing him as someone who is trying to change the world somehow when he himself said thats gay and he just wants to laugh at stupid shit, but apparently that not enough for some.

Hes detailed what hes got wrong on an old tweet, cancer and hashimotos disease along with a few other things and it seems like hes had it a while so theres no reason, imo at least, to think hes gonna pop his clogs tomorrow. There have been people who have survived for quite a while with terminal illnesses so who knows.
 
JackoVerde said:
are you talking about this thread, or is there some specific jim imitators thread.
if you are talking about that, link it please.
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A couple of pages ago, this guy was posted
He really seems to be trying to crib everything about Jim.

Some people also accuse Rogue Internet Man of being a Jim clone, but he's not. There's some overlap in the things he does and covers, but he's never really tried to ape Jim or even associate himself with him, despite his fans often telling him to.
 
Nick Obre said:
Some people also accuse Rogue Internet Man of being a Jim clone, but he's not. There's some overlap in the things he does and covers, but he's never really tried to ape Jim or even associate himself with him, despite his fans often telling him to.
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i consider rogue a proper offshoot or jim inspired.
he sounds like him, red hair so hes a potatonigger, covers internet crazies like internet insanity but more in depth, though sanitised for youtube.
 
I faked the autism said:
Maybe not everybody is as a terminally online weeb jimcel like you. I only know of it because I happen to be browsing /pol/ at the time when the meme was created. Never heard of it outside of there and Metokur recently.
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Dude what the fuck are you talking about?
Imposteroak said:
I stopped paying super close attention when a the IBS stuff became the main content so I feel late and gay for just learning about his final stream. Given all the retardation he wallowed through going out on your own terms feels like the best case scenario. Seems like he had fun playing rodeo clown for the internets autism so good for him
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I also haven't been really motivated to check in on what Jim's up to fora while, Feel kinda bad about missing the "final stream ever" but it's apparently once again mostly just youtuber drama talk and superchats. Everyone involved seemed to be having fun so I can't really fault them but it's kinda a shame it wasn't him talking about something super wacky he found amusing or whatever like pre-cancer days.
Nick Obre said:
Some people also accuse Rogue Internet Man of being a Jim clone, but he's not. There's some overlap in the things he does and covers, but he's never really tried to ape Jim or even associate himself with him, despite his fans often telling him to.
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There's a lot of random people out there that do the same thing Jim does completely untied to him, the important part I'd say is if you do everything yourself without editors and "sponsors" and just talk about whatever the fuck you want without a script you're pretty much the same level of content if you can be fun with it. As fucking hard as it is with the algorithm the way it is nowadays I've managed to run across a good few instances of channels like that, but they're probably blacklisted or some shit algorithmically compared to people with already high sub counts and followings like Jim.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
That sounds like "Advanced Incel" from the Shy Boys documentary that Jim showed in 2019.
It's one of his better streams.

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I still don't understand why people who actually want to get laid but can't wouldn't just hire an escort. you don't need to pay for the 10/10 if you're already trying for 1/10s.
 
Kiwi Andy said:
The one segment in his recent intro about a guy getting rejected 3,000 times while whale hunting always cracks me up. Where is this from?
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Yeah that was the Shy Boys documentary (He was "approximating") but it also reminded me of another stream from around that time where an Asian incel paid for gold membership on Tinder and still got rejected a ton, then tried to go to Asia only to discover that Asian girls only want to fuck white boys. Anyone remember which one that was?
 
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Everyone’s in a rush to replace J but I think every person linked here is autistic. Rogue Internet Man was kind of boring when I watched him, and that other guy was just a faggot. The true successor to Jim is someone who’s got something to say not about lolcows that have been covered to death like Cobes but about new retards. It could be anyone or, perhaps some of the sweetie squad tisming up the thread are trying too hard to catch lighting in a bottle and it’ll be no one.
 
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Esmeraude said:
Everyone’s in a rush to replace J but I think every person linked here is autistic. Rogue Internet Man was kind of boring when I watched him, and that other guy was just a faggot. The true successor to Jim is someone who’s got something to say not about lolcows that have been covered to death like Cobes but about new retards. It could be anyone or, perhaps some of the sweetie squad tisming up the thread are trying too hard to catch lighting in a bottle and it’ll be no one.
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Thing is everyone is going after the same targets. Do we need another sperg riffing off the troon of the month, or, god help us, Ralph commentary?

You can be talented as fuck, but if you're talking about shit that everyone's already heard, it's gonna grate.

There's 30+ years of internet history and 4,000 of regular history. Go mine that shit for lulz.

I'll give a freebie, Elagabalus, the first and last troon emperor of Rome. Have at it.
 
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I am seeing a lot of speculation that “most of his fans didn't have a father and thats why they fawn over Jim” and thats fine I am sure that there are a lot of vacuous Ethan Ralph souls who are constantly looking for someone to fill that void.

I feel the same way about Jim as I did when I heard that Art Bell had died. If you dont know who that is he was a kooky radio host who was the voice of Coast to Coast AM. An odd radio show that aired in the wee hours of the morning usually between the twilight and sun rise. His voice kept me company on many a lonley night when I was stuck at the University writing one of the various pointless papers required for one of my three BA’s.

Jim’s voice was also one that kept me company.

It was a comfort sitting in a three by three telephone booth style “study cubby” while the minutes ticked down on the due date for a paper listening to him cackle at retards and light cigarettes. It was refreshing listening to someone who sincerely did not give a fuck about policy, or being offensive.

He was literally like Sheogorath crossbred with Prometheus, with the edges of a Bloodborne Hunter. The absolute vile individuals he managed to dredge up from the bowels of the internet were equal parts fascinating and grotesque. The autistic shit storms that he caused were hilarious and his insouciant attitude about the longevity of his channels was amusing. If one channel was reduced to ciders he would just pop up under a new name in a week or two, he would often come across my searches under a new username without me having sought him out.

It made him seem untouchable, a laughing fox who could slip through any snare. He was mercurial in his stances on anything. He would become a looking-glass foe to anyone who he debated and would manage to keep his cool because the issue that he was arguing meant little to nothing to him and his only goal was either boxing his opponent into a corner or hounding them into verbally hanging themselves.

All that aside, whether you liked him or not or agreed with him or not. I dont think that anyone can deny that he was legendary in his own right. He was part of the old-guard before they all fell apart and lost their thrones. Jim was one of the few who did not turn into a complete farce.

All those evil, vile, horrid faggots that skulk in the many derelict hovels that infect the internet, I would like to believe, are/would be hesitant and even be a little fearful of showing their faces because they would know in the back of their perverse rotten minds someone like Jim was also in the darkness with them, ready to drag their rakehell carcasses out into the disinfecting sunlight of the internet public forum and have the audacity to laugh at them while he was doing it.

But it seems, like all hunters, it is time for him to return to the dream.

I will miss his smokers voice, I will miss his smoldering wit, I will miss his presence. The internet will be less of a place and a little darker without him.

No he wasnt a father figure to me, no he wasnt a friend.

But he was someone to laugh at stupid retards on the internet with, and he wasnt afraid to scream it from the rooftops how much of a SPED someone was acting like.

And sometimes thats all you need to connect with someone.

I can only hope that when my time comes I can welcome Death with the grace that Jim has; with a smile on my face and laughter on my lips.

“At last Jim, we must walk together“

Laughing, Jim lit a cigarette and took Deaths arm following him out into the black desert under the endless night”
 
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Punchoboe said:
Does anyone know the lore behind why Jim and Ralph went from doing podcasts together to being at each other's throats? The split and resulting obsessions seem personal.
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I don't know the full story, other than for some specific incidents I never paid much attention to the IBS/Kumite/Ralph side of things until about the time he had the fight with Digibro.
I don't think you can characterize it as "they did podcasts together" as much as Jim would be a guest on many things, including Ralph's show, and bring a lot of views when he did. But anyway, at some point he stopped doing guest spots (might have been one of the hiatuses he took due to the health issues ramping up, but before he made them public), and when he did resurface, for a long time he didn't say anything about Ralph's dramas. People would even accuse Jim of Gunt-guarding.
Until the Portugal thing happened, and it was apparently funny enough to Jim that he decided to cover it.

Ralph took it as a declaration of war, because his ego is so fragile, he'll create raging feuds for things as trivial as Rekieta laughing at him farting.
Then they finally streamed together, the famous one in Matt's channel, where Ralph revealed, in tears, that he was deeply hurt because Jim not just made fun of himb, but didn't defend him during the Portugal stuff.

And here we are.
 
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Nick Obre said:
Ralph took it as a declaration of war, because his ego is so fragile, he'll create raging feuds for things as trivial as Rekieta laughing at him farting.
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He actually shit his pants but Nick didn't even say that, just called it a fart. If not, that was the juiciest sounding dry fart I've ever heard.
 
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Punchoboe said:
Does anyone know the lore behind why Jim and Ralph went from doing podcasts together to being at each other's throats? The split and resulting obsessions seem personal.
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>Jim starts GamerGate
>Ralph covers GamerGate through the Ralph Retort
>Fast Forward a few years
>Ralph launches the Killstream
>Jim occasionally hops on the Killstream to talk e-drama
>Someone on KF goes through MundaneMatt's channel and finds an old Poley the Polar Bear video
>Jim once again graces the Killstream to talk about it
>Killstream gets flagged as soon as Poley shows up
>Jim, Zidan, and Ralph expose Mundane Matt as a flagger
>This launches Ethan Ralph and the Killstream to their peaks
>Jim makes even more appearances on the Killstream as he feuds with Sargon and the Skeptics
>Ralph goes way too hard on the pills and booze
>The infamous Pillstream happens
>Ralph alienates his cohost Zidan who wisely heads for the hills
>This, along with this infidelity, causes Ralph's wife Nora to file for divorce
>Ralph spirals out of control
>More pills and booze than ever
>Ralph rebounds by dating a girl, Faith, who's barely 18 years old
>Ralph's in his mid-thirties
>Jim's radio silent about Ralph as people shit on him for his barely legal GF
>Ralph watches a livestream of Faith's ex where he claims Ralph and Faith never had sex
>Ralph feels the need to prove his GF's ex wrong
>The infamous Corn Harvest happens
>Most people abandon Ralph and the Killstream following the release of his jiggling gunt/small penis/truffle hunting sex tape
>Only Gator and a handful of die-hard fans remain
>Faith leaves him and files charges for disseminating revenge porn
>Ralph gets a one year suspended sentence
>Jim is still radio silent about Ralph
>Jim even deflects questions about the Ralph drama when it's brought up on his livestreams
>People suspect Jim is gunt-guarding
>(My personal theory as to why Jim didn't shit on Ralph was because he had previously disclosed his cancer-aids and wanted to put his energy into treating it rather than feuding with someone who takes every slight against him personally but that can't be confirmed)
>This causes Ralph to believe that he and Jim are Internet friends
>Ralph starts to believe he can get Jim back on the Killstream
>Ralph meanwhile gets a new cohost on the Killstream, Andy Warski
>This lasts for a few months until Warski starts cohosting a show with Ralph's biggest A-Log, Ashton Parks
>Ralph announces he's going to Portugal (Where Warski's family is from) to rape Andy's sister
>Ralph instead gets the absolute shit kicked out of him and has his Louis Vitton purse stolen
>Jim breaks his silence about Ralph to laugh at this
>Ralph meanwhile manages to alienate his closest friend and long time Killstream cohost, Gator
>People whom Ralph has alienated are talking mad shit about him
>Jim does a livestream with Gator
>Ralph melts the fuck down
>Ralph gets shit-faced drunk and angrily begs Jim to come on the Killstream and explain this betrayal
>Jim says no
>Mundane Matt, of all fucking people, offers to host a stream between Jim and Ralph
>Both parties accept
>Ralph repeatedly calls Jim's wife a whore and wishes death on Jim
>Ralph also accuses Jim of causing the Covid lockdowns (not making this up)
>Jim replies by making pig noises at him
>Ralph later tries to claim that he doesn't hate Jim and he wants him to get better
>Jim doesn't believe him
>The argument ends when Matt asks Ralph to show his flagging history and Ralph runs like a little bitch

And that's the story of how Ralph and Jim fell out.
 
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I respect a guy wanting to leave the internet stuff behind when he feels it's time, though the reason why is very bleak. I'm not a huge fan or anything, just an average enjoyer - but it's sad for me for personal reasons I won't detail. Hats off to you, Jim. Enjoy yourself as much as you can, while you can.
 
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