Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tetragrammaton]

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More Platinum comments on Keffals’ Tweets about Metokur the other day:
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The next chapter of retardation:
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Edited to include last screenshot

i gotta imagine if jim has any time or is even able to look at any of this stuff he has gotta be laughing. like keffals could have took the high road and just ignored it but his undying need to be the center of attention caused him to show his true colors. if he considers cancer a skill issue then that to me just proves even further that he only even mentions his dad dying because his dad gave him what he wanted. had he decided to give the money to some other family member or donate it to charity i highly doubt keffals would speak much about his dad.

 

[A Sunset]

No idea if this was posted already and it's an old clip, but here's Lucas complaining about my cartoon of him live on stream. He talks about how my drawing showed his facial hair and made him look "greasy". LMFAOOOOO

It's also paired with a fucking hilarious meme so it couldn't be better. Thanks @Dick Molesterson for sharing this. A proud moment for me as an A-Hog, going in the trophy case.

Much as Lucas tries to act like he's le smug and not bothered by memes, this shit fucking gets under his skin. Listen to him bitch about the Troonshine meme. He literally wishes Metokur would die because he made fun of him and it triggered a raw nerve. I'm sure many nights were spent with Lucas triggered and malding at 4am, grinding his teeth in rage at the jokes and gags, frantically hitting the report button with his pudgy pig fingers.

To celebrate Lucas being mad at memes, here's every version of that cartoon I've made so far, showing his emotional state progressing since #dropkiwifarms began.

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[AltisticRight]

Ugly autogynephile cannot calm his moobs on the thought of an adversary dying from cancer yet we're the nasty ones for cheering the rightful state-assisted 41% of a misogynist murderous troon that savagely killed his girlfriend in a fit of man rage.

How nice the priorities are.

 

[RotPockets]

I drew this back in the early 2000s and it seems oddly prophetic, it’s basically an amalgamation of 2022.

Spoiler: Zoomer Coomer

 

[Um...]

It cracks me up that in the safety of his lil nest where it’s just him talking to his computer he roleplays as a swaggering, trashtalking, devastatingly witty (he thinks) badass, but on the rare occasions he ventures out into the real world the facade crumbles and he is revealed as the pudgy, greasy, hump-backed



extremely socially awkward incel he really is.

and every now & then he screws up and forgets to hide behind his filters

and that manly face and darn stubborn mustache rears its head once again.
How embarrassing for him, poor thing.

 

[Xe-Hulk: Atrooney at Law]

i seriously doubt he lost it to a girl (an actual born female). otherwise he would not willingly chop it off, forever being cut from that pleasure.

There are trannies who've had kids before they trooned out. Sometimes the AGP is just stronger than both the virgin-breaker and the desire to raise non-mentally-fucked children.

 

[Punished Neco]

There's a chatter that caught my eye from the Finnster stream due to their antics.

Finnster then read this message on stream and said "Never mind, KGG chat is a little weird"
After which Bee then posted this and got sent to horny jail/chat timeout for 5 minutes:

[Livestream segment]


[A] They're 25 years old and already talking about how they're going to die from alcoholism so it's pretty depressing needless to say.

Meanwhile Keffals is still salty about Metokur:

[A]
I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.

Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.

 

[T-21]

Just drop it to Odysee

Edit: reupload for when it inevitably gets false striked. (Only lasts seven days. I'm looking to upload elsewhere anybody got suggestions? File is too big to embed.

 

[Sir Chubbis the Turd]

I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.
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Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.

I truly hope Sam did learn her lesson and leaves the gender insanity alone, gets a normal haircut, a decent job and settles down with a run of the mill lesbian wife.

 

[A. G. Peak]

I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.
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Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.

Could it be that the "rough sex" Keffals had planned led to an unfortunate consent accident? I hope Sam is brave enough to share her story one day.

 

[Lyster]

I mean i believe most of us would be celebrating if Kefflas was dying of cancer so i don't want to be hypocritical and say she is wrong for celebrating a guy he dislikes allegedly being with terminal cancer. What makes all of this retarded rather is that it is all speculation or hearsay about Mr Metekour condition.

 

[Rattus.Norvegicus]

Why would Lucas' Italian mafia relatives even talk to him? I've met a lot of southern Italians that wouldn't even tolerate their relatives being gay not to mention them being a child grooming tranny cult leader.

Anyone who openly brags on Twitter about having the connections to put out a hit actually has ZERO connections and is just trying to be an internet tough guy

 

[Snake ERROR]

To celebrate Lucas being mad at memes, here's every version of that cartoon I've made so far, showing his emotional state progressing since #dropkiwifarms began.

Thank you for sharing this, here's my own version:

Starring: Punished "Venom" Keffals

 

[Moosebonker]

It already is https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troonshine

Support your local https://urbandictionary.store/produ...584-6d2285b4db4d.1672891365846&defid=17442335

$33 dollars is a bit steep unless it comes with free refills.

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[AirdropShitposts]

So what I'm getting from the last five pages or so is that Keffals is like totally laser focused on this five year long legal battle against the Province of Ontario or whatever he has coming up?

 

[A Sunset]

Thank you for sharing this, here's my own version:

Starring: Punished "Venom" Keffals
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Kino edit, Fren. I tried uploading a reedit with the eye patch covered by the MAP flag, but it wouldn’t work today LMFAO.

Instead of the gruff voice and strong body of solid snake, this Punished Keffals will bore you to sleep with a droning disinterested voice, and disgust you with a deconditioned, greasy, hunchbacked body with vile pendulous moobs.

Meanwhile Keffals is still salty about Metokur:
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[A]

I love how Luke’s response to being spammed with 41% isn’t to refute it, or even say he would never kill himself….but just that Metokur will die before it ever “happens to him”, AKA he jumps in front of a train.

Is that supposed to be an own? ”It may be true troons kill themselves in record numbers, and I probably will too at some point…..but I bet the beloved content creator who shit all over me and turned me into a meme will die of cancer before I neck myself! I showed them!”. 0/10 Response, retarded HRT-addled brain fails to properly retort.

Also, Food for thought: Metokur has a wife, a family, and a loyal fanbase that supported him up until his retirement - a rare feat for Internet personalities and unheard of in this Sektur.

Lucas has no penis, no family, a hemorrhaging “fanbase” that will never remember him, and he has been disgraced and exposed practically as soon as he got in the limelight.

No wonder Luke has burned through yet another relationship. No one wants to be in a relationship with a dickless, obese chomo loser like him, who can’t even roast a dying cancer man properly.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jim as much of a grifter with annoying sycophants as he is, will cement himself as a fringe internet figure that was universally liked.

When Lucas Roberts dies of natural causes or 41% himself, people would celebrate for maybe 2 days and quickly forget about him, moving onto the next morbidly amusing and obese ugly autogynephile. If Lucas is cemented, archeologists centuries from now will crack the stinky seal open and come to the only scientific conclusion: he is a man. Bone density, jaw line, skull, frame, ribcage... undoubtedly the body of a man, a lonely unloved man.

 

[Brutality]

I'll take this opportunity to remind Keffals that they just got dumped within 3 days of New Years though.
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Shit must've been bad if 2 words require a full stop to emphasize how shitty of a person you are Keff.

Lmao 2 relationships ended in 1 year. Seems the master of ratio's is on the other end of the sword now

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Meanwhile Keffals is still salty about Metokur:
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This man left Canada, one of the safest places for a man in a dress to be, to go to Ireland because he was afraid for his life after a "swatting".

Metokur, sold some hats. Most recently Jim got a snowman made on his lawn after some fans visited and he had a good chuckle.

Let that sink in. Who's afraid of mortality more?

 

[Markass the Worst]

This man left Canada, one of the safest places for a man in a dress to be, to go to Ireland because he was afraid for his life after a "swatting".

Metokur, sold some hats. Most recently Jim got a snowman made on his lawn after some fans visited and he had a good chuckle.

Let that sink in. Who's afraid of mortality more?

The troon, for dying means he can no longer groom and coom to children.