Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Jane Eyre said:
Talking about thinness....
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(I know it's showing that it's a video but it's only music playing in the background, he doesn't do anything)

Also fireplaces are bringing Dylan a lot of joy
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I know this is the most overweening and ridiculous thing to comment on, but Dylan, that is not a fireguard and you are failing at adulthood at thinking so. Get a proper fireguard - one made of fine mesh that stops flying cinders from wood sap popping in the heat.

Fuck me, this is baby basic shit. A raging fire in your living space filled with flammable furnishings, and he’s got half a garden gate balanced in front of it. “Adulthood” my arse.

Why are these men so useless?
 
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AssignedEva said:
Great, he's going for another Audrey Hepburn larp, just casualwear this time
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(except like a slutty version)
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ISTG Stay the fuck away from Audrey you bitch

She was an actual beacon of light and positivity, not a soul sucking narcissist like Dylan, and she doesn’t deserve to have even the barest whisper of association with this creep.
 
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beef lo mein said:
Oh my god, enough with the whole anorexic ballerina “I’m just like Audrey Hepburn!” fixation.
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Ballet is also one of the few places where women are always the leads and the stars-- and we all know how much Dylan loves to trespass into female zones with his entitlement and "oh but I AM a woman, bitch!" indignation. Along with the retro female, tres femme, and girly princess connotations, and (as you said) its connection to Audrey Hepburn, and that it is a preforming art, I see the potential for a Day of Girlhood ballerina LARP.

Dylan has enough pull to rope in a top American ballet company (NYC Ballet, San Fransisco Ballet, American Ballet Theater) and receive star treatment. (Ballet in America is desperate to stay relevant/attract younger audiences and destroy everything white/European/colonizer/transphobic etc ect about itself. It's also full of thin white women, a favorite target of punishment. A humiliation ritual of pretty privileged white girls brainwashing themselves and fawning in supplication is irresistible)

He can spend the day running around in his usual obnoxious and unfunny playing-it-for-laughs style as he learns a few steps, tries on costumes, and does the Black Swan mirror scene (or one from the Red Shoes if he's feeling extra malicious). What wonderful opportunity for Dylan to show his contempt for women by making anything associated with us into a retarded parody. Maybe he'll do a little scene with the corps de ballet so he can be surrounded by handmaidens in tutus nervously fluttering around while he mocks and provokes them.

It would be peak Dylan and peak pozzed ballet culture. As a long time ballet lover, I hope it happens!

ps @Terffals you said it best. Audrey was a remarkably thoughtful and gracious person. I think her dignity and restraint is part of what makes her compelling esp to younger women in these degenerate times. :heart-full:
 
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Some Dyldo face reveal photos from (potential) pedo mom @keeshlo on insta. He appears exactly the same, but swollen

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I know he’s swollen but what is it with troons looking like Robert Z’Dar?

-when I was ten I sang "One" from A Chorus Line as a solo for Marvin Hamlisch, and BUTCHERED all the lyrics IN FRONT OF HIM.
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This is some musical theater ‘tism but Edward Kleban wrote the lyrics to “One”, not Hamlisch (who wrote the score). Potato, potahto but a musical theater geek like Dylan should know better.
 
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Nynaeve al'Meara said:
I just took a look at his website and the lack of self-awareness is painfully hilarious.

"I am currently living in Los Angeles, CA pursuing my love of acting, writing, hosting, comedy, and just about anything else a person will throw me a buck for."

"Fun facts:

- Wildlife Rehabilitator- I rescue baby possums!!!

-vinyasa certified yoga teacher

-backpacked through Europe by myself the summer before senior year, and fell in love with Irish royalty

-when I was ten I sang "One" from A Chorus Line as a solo for Marvin Hamlisch, and BUTCHERED all the lyrics IN FRONT OF HIM.

-Ellen Degeneres once called my thigh muscles "impressive"

-Introduced a group of Tahitians to Beyonce's music at a karaoke bar in Bora Bora"

His entire existence really just revolves around being the main character at any given moment.
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-My first word was monkey. I said it when I was like 3 weeks old.
-My right eye is green because I got pinkeye when I was a kid
-I’ve been to Cleveland
-I’m 1/16 Cherokian
-my Spanish name is Ricardo
-One of my ancestors was Anne Boyelen.
-My mother has never masturbated
 
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Nynaeve al'Meara said:
I just took a look at his website and the lack of self-awareness is painfully hilarious.

"Introduced a group of Tahitians to Beyonce's music at a karaoke bar in Bora Bora"

His entire existence really just revolves around being the main character at any given moment.
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I love this. Yeah bro, Tahiti is cut off from the rest of the world. They never heard of Beyonce before. Unbelievable. The Ugly American in full bloom.

It's a pity he didn't go to Tora Bora.
 
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Terffals said:
Did he fuck w his brows? Looks like that exaggerated wide-eyes serial killer stare is permanent.
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It's pretty standard for FFS to remove some of the browbone to give the forehead a smoother appearance. Males have heavier browridges.

With The FFS i have seen i wonder about the tentation to overdo it, hoping to balance the masculine features they can't correct by going as "feminine" as possible with the area where a surgeon can move material around. Or if it's just that surgery can't always convincingly recreate the subtle volumes of the human face.

But the reason Dylan is gonna keep that stare because there's no surgery to fix the horrible personality of someone who's perpetually acting and over-compensating.
 
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