DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Hmm, I actually might try that out of curiosity someday.

Put on RawDSPArchive on my computer and watch a 2 hour or longer movie on my tv and see if he's still going after the movie's over.
Funny idea to take it a step further: record prestream length and use IMDB to get a movie with the approximately same runtime

we've already surpassed A Clockwork Orange in length, how long until he matches Titanic.

My 2 cents on the prestream: he's literally pushed himself into the literal most miserable corner for himself, fans and detractors with his approach towards making content. He sits and yells into the void because his precious ego can't take being seen as shit at vidya anymore but needs that money, he really does. So will skirt around picking up a controller but has failed to realise him being unhinged is generating more frequent content than a TIHYP
 
My 2 cents on the prestream: he's literally pushed himself into the literal most miserable corner for himself, fans and detractors with his approach towards making content. He sits and yells into the void because his precious ego can't take being seen as shit at vidya anymore but needs that money, he really does. So will skirt around picking up a controller but has failed to realise him being unhinged is generating more frequent content than a TIHYP
Makes me wonder why Khet is even there to begin with, if she is even there still.

Call me crazy but I think husbands usually talk with their wives about their day to day life.
 
Makes me wonder why Khet is even there to begin with, if she is even there still.
She's a low-IQ bumpkin who can eat and play Skyrim as much as she wants while her spouse does all the chores for her. She can balloon up as much as she wants since her gouty husband can't get it up anymore due to whiskey dick from all the booze he drinks. She can save all of her precious part-time retail money since her cuck husband pays all the bills too.

Where else is this dumb broad gonna get a better deal? Ever?
 
He keeps talking about the time he got multiple spots for evo.... does anyone know how high he placed that year?
 
because he has noting and nobody in his life to provide him an outlet, no friends, no family. all he has is a camera on a tripod in his """""office"""""" so he rants and raves at it like its his therapist
Yeah this isn't a podcast. Let's not forget that it's just a renamed prestream. A video blog. His personal diary to just spew nonsense as an outlet.

He needs this and makes his audience or whoever listen to it, suffer for free. Therapist get paid. Phil wants to be paid while you are there to listen.

It's fucking maddening but really hard to step away when you know it's going to waste your time because 80% is just rehashed topics of schedule, trolls, drama, and history revision. Sometimes you get him just fuckin' with lights and yelling at Jasper which seeing live you feel like it's a waste but then you let it settle and look at the big picture to realize how fucking absurd this man is.

I guess the entertainment at this point is Phil slipping in some hypocritical and contradictory statement, doing closet cleanout-style prestreams of just nothing but dead air time wasters, and him having some absolute meltdown like a 16-year-old, 40-year-old, 70-year-old(all in one).
 
Yeah this isn't a podcast. Let's not forget that it's just a renamed prestream.
It's not even a 'pre'stream. That suffix itself literally means before. Once the camera and/or mic are on, it is a stream. 'Pre'stream is the time he's still tangled up in the sheets after ending the previous stream. I like to think my fellow farters are smarter than Phail.

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I don't know how I JUST came across this clip, but as usual, DSP is spitting bullshit here. The clip is lolsworthy in and of itself (with the exception of Dooty Streams edits, I fucking hate that dude), but it's his musings about the FGC and how he was treated that got my attention, since I consider myself a part of that community even to this day and I started around the time DSP was kicked out. Thought it'd be fun just to break the whole thing down, is all.

"I kinda RETIRED from the fighting game community during the 2010's where I decided I wasn't going to be a part of the circle anymore."

I keep hearing this from him, and I don't know why. He can say this all he wants, but anyone who was a part of SRK forums knows that he was pretty much considered persona non grata at that point. He was recognized from that point onward as a shit-stirrer and a bad egg in the community. His constant bothering of pros on the website combined with his villain persona generally just made people not want to have anything to do with him. He was pretty much cast out long before he left, and he knows it. This is just DSP sewing the seeds by rewriting history so he can ease into playing the victim.

"The fighting game community just has a really bad habit of... not being able to shut up about me., even though I barely talk about them."

This is funny as fuck, because in a minute he's going to talk shit about Gootecks and Mike Ross and mention who they apparently shit on him for no reason, and I'll get to that in a minute. But that's the rub, isn't it? Phil, if you want people to stop talking shit about you, then don't talk shit about them. This clip is almost ten minutes long, and all it contains is you pissing on about the FGC and calling people out who had nothing to do with you. If you don't want them on your radar, then shut the fuck up.

"Half the time I talk about them, it's in a positive light."

:story:

Y'all don't know how funny this is yet.

"A lot of people in that era (2010's FGC) hated me! People like Gootecks and Mike Ross, who would outright talk shit about me!"

I searched EVERYWHERE on the internet for evidence of Mike Ross and Gootecks talking shit about DSP and found only ONE video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E53YN3WhH-g

For those who don't want to watch the clip, I'll save you some time: Mike Ross is being interviewed by Marn about who has the most subscribers between Mike Ross and DSP. Mike Ross takes a minute to think about it before admitting that he has no idea who DSP is. Then James Chen jokes around saying that no one had more subs than DSP, made evident by the fact that he "sells speedos with his name on them", then James and Marn joke about that part. That's it. Mike Ross didn't even know who the fuck Phil was, and the fact that DSP is using Mike to conjure magic enemies is fucking hilarious.

This is just DSP doing the usual: throwing people who have little or nothing to do with him right under the bus just so he can play victim for clout. It's staggering why he's even doing this, considering that Mike hasn't made a single video, mentioned Phil live on camera, and has posted a single tweet about DSP. This is internet pettiness at it's most petty.

"He (Arturo Sanchez) has been blamed for some pretty heinous shit, and I've had fans come to me and ask about it."

And there it is. The real reason DSP even brought up the FGC. He's talking about the drama surrounding NYCFurby aka Arturo Sanchez, who was accused of taking prize money and was let go from his sponsors as a result; I find it pretty fucking odd for him to talk about this, mainly because he says that he isn't involved in the FGC anymore, so what does he care what happens to Sanchez? And who from his group of retards has been clambering for DSP's input on drama that involves a community he's no longer a part of?

If someone wanted a full take on what happened, there are YouTube channels like Button Check covering the whole fiasco. Who the fuck thought "FGC Drama? I need to know what DSP thinks of it!" The answer is no one, and his reason for doing so is because he's using the FGC for views and clout. Which is odd, considering he accuses various people in the FGC using him for views an clout. Wow, dood!

"In the last 24 hours, severalpeople have been namedropping me REE! saying that this situation is similar to things that have happened with me, and Arturo is taking the 'DSP Line of Defense', which is horrible for him, because everyone knows that DSP is guilty of all the things that people say about him, and he had no real defense against it, so he refuses to defend himself, and therefore, uh, he's a scumbag and I hate him, so now Arturo is the new DSP."

LMAO

I love how DSP has become the postboy of conning people out of their money, and that's what has DSP's on his period right now. Not so much the drama, but the fact that DSP's name is synonymous with stealing money. To be fair, they aren't completely wrong. Phil, you may not have stole money from a tournament, but you did charge $2000 to reveal your cat, lie to fly your horsewife back to his place, then lie so that people paid for your wedding. I'm still waiting for the who NYCFurby shit to play out, but it's not looking good for him. But if people are comparing him to DSP in terms of being a thieving scumbag, then shit's getting serious.

"I did a test (talking about when his car info got leaked)! And, I- the trolls fell for it hook line and sinker, and I proved they're so insane that it would not be safe to expose my own personal information!"

Isn't this the same dude who said he didn't give a fuck that people had is address way back in the day? Also, is he still trying to play this 4D Chess maneuver of 'I doxed my car info to own the trolls'? Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded Phil. You aren't the Zhuge Liang of the internet. People found out your car info and you're still mad about it. Stop trying to sound smart, we know you aren't.

"Arturo tried to defend himself on a livesteam, and apparently he did very poorly. It was very very bad the way he defended himself, and he made himself look worse. And people are like, 'yeah, that's just like Phil!"

You're right, it isn't like Phil. Phil doesn't have the balls to come to someone else's livestream in order to plead his case, no matter who effective it would have been. DSP would have done this on his own completely controlled livestream on YouTube, lie through his teeth, throw blame one other people, blame the trolls, then beg for money before forgetting to turn off the camera and jerking off on.

In no way am I defending Sanchez here. I just find it hilarious that DSP is basically saying he's not a scammer and a thief by extension, when he actually is. He's become the shining example of a money-hungry thief in the FGC and it pisses him off.

"If you're in the FGC, and you wanna talk shit about someone, actually watch the source material! Don't watch the hater videos! Cuz you make yourselves look like a bunch of fucking jackasses! If you're watching hater videos, you're only watching highlights of one side, you're watching highlights of the things they want you to hear! You're not hearing the whole situation!"

And what? Comment on your video and hope to get clarification on your statements? Say that I feel the same way they do about you being a thief? I COULD do that, but your comments get regulated, Phil. You'd just delete it.

Also, I love that logic "Don't listen to troll videos: they only show one side of the argument! But watch my videos, where I only show one side of the argument!" Wow dood! What a convincing argument! You have me sold!

"You want to hear my take, watch this ENTIRE PODCAST -"


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The rest of this clip deserves no mention. The rest is just DSP calling detractor videos evil while trying to get the FGC to watch his videos, which are loaded with a fuck ton of ads and mostly just cover up his lies. I just find it funny that DSP is now trying to appeal to the same fighting game community that he says contributed in shitting on him and he has nothing to do with. Stop using the FGC when it's convenient to you, Phil. We threw you out for a reason. You're name has become a joke, and we're going to keep it that way. If we want to use your name as an example of a legitimate scammer, we can.

LOL What kind of damage control is this DSP? If you just shut up, no one would say anything about you!

Comedy gold, our DSP. Keep on pigging on!
 
It's not even a 'pre'stream. That suffix itself literally means before. Once the camera and/or mic are on, it is a stream. 'Pre'stream is the time he's still tangled up in the sheets after ending the previous stream. I like to think my fellow farters are smarter than Phail.
maybe that's why he's calling it a podcast now
but even that is incorrect
 
I think this is a new addition.
I guess he's trying to be self-aware.
It seems tired and forced.
Doordash dropped his order off at the wrong house so he went door to door with a flashlight searching for his doordash order?
He's on some Boo Radley shit?
 

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"Full playthrough of Fallout 3" Goddamnit Phil! No one wants to watch that shit. Motherfucker, play something else! Are there any original ideas left in that nogging of yours?
I'd like to see him hold a Y-pose w/ raised eyebrows for ten minutes straight. Let's train those shilling skills to the max. Isaac Heimler had to hold the Roman salute for hours for those military parades so Pigroach should be able to handle it.
 
Phil really emphasizing the “we”talk lately. He‘s trying so hard to give his dents a false sense of belonging and participation. It’s as if he’s creatively bankrupt, desperate for money, and refuses to put any real effort into his streams. The fact that fatass is playing REmake yet again (and now Fallout 3) while ignoring viewer’s choice (it was totally legit, guys) proves it.
 
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