Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

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On another note there was something else in Quasi's lawyer's bio that I don't know if anyone else mentioned, but.... Fatty is gonna get completely and utterly emasculated by a guy who's the Vice President of the Figure Skating Club.

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Figure Skating. The least manly thing I can think of. And he's gonna make Ms. Patty his bitch.

God is real. And He fucking hates Rick.

And he is the vice president.
Not the Alpha, just the bottom bitch to the real president.

Patty can’t even scrape a shed of dignity from this.

 

[The son was coding]

Threw in some extra fat for brother Richard.

 

[AnOminous]

I like the underlying notion that Pat didn't really think they could come all the way to Wisconsin to impose a debt on him when he went all the way there to sue them in the first place.

How could he have known the corrupt, biased judge child would rule against him, when the law clearly says the stalker childs should have all been immediately unmasked and sent to prison under every rule of law?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

I cannot believe those O and A motherfuckers wrote and released Pat’s fucking book idea before him just to make fun of him - all while the site owner is now in the final stages of forcing Fatrick to pay huge amounts of money.

These guys have got to be some of the best and funniest trolls ever. Kiwi Farms needs to step up its game. These guys are taking it to the next level, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. God bless those assholes.

The Pig is absolutely seething after yesterday. The narc injury of the book release is bad enough for him, but the debt enforcement moving to WI is like an extra kick in the spigot for him.

I’d wager Fat is going to try to dodge the debt via bankruptcy. We know he’s been spending money rather freely for a man with a near $40k judgement against him, and much of that spending was on somewhat extravagant things, iirc. With that said, We also know DSP managed to get his bankruptcy approved despite the mountain of questions that arose with it. DSP also didn’t owe a court-ordered judgement to my recollection.

How could he have known the corrupt, biased judge child would rule against him, when the law clearly says the stalker childs should have all been immediately unmasked and sent to prison under every rule of law?

Really, they just need to let Pat act as Judge, Jury, and Porkecutioner. Think Judge Dredd, but fat, retarded, and smelling suspiciously of pepperoni.

Edit: Forgot to add some kudos to the OnA brothermen, once again proving that Pat trolling truly is an exquisite art.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Daily reminder: archive everything!

Remember that the only thing this porcine individual does better than abandoning the fruit of his loins is complaining like a homo and getting shit like this off the internet. It may take a month, it may take a day but eventually those stupid sites will give in to his histrionic oincs and this sow will get his fat way.

I'm trying to archive the pages with the reviews from Amazon and Goodreads but for some reason Goodreads isn't showing the reviews. I'll try to update the Amazon one as new reviews arrive (if anyone can do the same for the Goodreads one, our future sons and daughters will thank you for your courage to stand up to Swine Fascism).

Too much good stuff from the past has already been lost... don't let history repeat itself. sniff

Amazon.com: Customer reviews: A Christmas Carnage

archived 7 Jan 2023 15:14:44 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Associate Rick]

I believe it was originally filed as John Dough vs John Does 1-60.

Your use of John Dough gave me an idea of how Rick could possibly pay off Quasi, he could become a mascot though would probably need to lose a few hundred pounds to become the Patsbury Doughboy

 

[PST Stan Account]

I cannot believe those O and A motherfuckers wrote and released Pat’s fucking book idea before him just to make fun of him - all while the site owner is now in the final stages of forcing Fatrick to pay huge amounts of money.

These guys have got to be some of the best and funniest trolls ever. Kiwi Farms needs to step up its game. These guys are taking it to the next level, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. God bless those assholes.

I put down the new Cormac McCarthy book to read this and it was totally worth it. The big surprise is how competent Joe Cumia comes off in a lot of it.

10/10 - funniest thing I've read in a really long time. Tiny Jim not knowing what to do with his hands is top level fan wank.

 

[Meat Target]

AFTER DROPPING HIS SON AT HOME, TINY TIM PROCEEDED TO THE POLICE STATION, which was a small brick building tucked between 17 whore houses.

Tiny Tim was brought to a back office. Inside he found Inspector Joe Cumia, a fat, bald, cow-eyed buffoon of a detective, lounging behind a desk. On the wall behind him was an array of imported Hong Kong accordions. Inspector Cumia looked up at him blearily when Tiny Tim entered. "Oh, look,” he said, reclining in his chair. “Another SNOWFLAKE MILLENNIAL looking for a HANDOUT from A MAN who SERVED his nation with HONOR! What do you want, LIBTARD?"

"Getchoo ass outta here afore I kick yo DICK off and eat yo little nigga fo breakfast!" the lead gentleman insisted.

He had on strange clothes made of some futuristic material, and hair sculpted and gelled in a style that would get his ass kicked in this neighborhood.

"That will do, child," said a man with one of those pushy effeminate voices. You know, like when fags are weirdly aggressive. "I'd rather not be a witness to your little Satanic ritual."

 

[Meriasek]

I cannot believe those O and A motherfuckers wrote and released Pat’s fucking book idea before him just to make fun of him - all while the site owner is now in the final stages of forcing Fatrick to pay huge amounts of money.

These guys have got to be some of the best and funniest trolls ever. Kiwi Farms needs to step up its game. These guys are taking it to the next level, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. God bless those assholes.

In such a short time they wrote more than Pat managed. Probably of better quality, too.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

In such a short time they wrote more than Pat managed. Probably of better quality, too.

And they killed a bunch of starving artists with their exquisite use of AI art.

 

[bortherman]

To the mad bastards over at Ona, and the lovely lolcow onlookers here..

Happy New Year from your Uncle Boston. You asked for proof of Patty's sales? You got it.

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Can we get an update from our favorite uncle.
Knowing 2022 sales figures would greatly help Jerry Jen
and Owen needs to know what sort of numbahs he needs to put up for his debut novella

Although... you could wait a few days for everyone to get there own numbahs in.
6043 last count of total books.

Im calling 6431 as of 2023

 

[Meriasek]

And they killed a bunch of starving artists with their exquisite use of AI art.

What absolute lads. Normally I'm all against tipping cows, but Owen A. Forrems is a literary alchemist that creates gold from nothing but piglard and oinking.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

A reminder that this is actually the second book released by Owen A Forrems. First was this 200 page anthology of short stories about fat, complete with illustrations.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Just picked up the book and downloaded Amazon's gay little app, can't wait to read it tonight. Owen A. once again in high form from the excerpts that got posted here, i expected nothing less from the accomplished author of the comedic masterpiece "In the Fat". Sadly, no foreword by Nigel Igger this time around.

Imagine being such a cow that this is actually the second time trolls write a fucking book just to clown on you. And the books being more competently written and entertaining than anything you ever got published. Fatrick's life really is a cosmic joke.

I put down the new Cormac McCarthy book to read this and it was totally worth it.

Oh snap, didn't notice he had something new out!

Edit:

Money well spent

 

[Maude Snew]

With current goings on how long until he gets mysteriously "swaTTed" again by some unknown fiend that's totally the same guy who vandalized his property with non permanent marker and salted his earth and not Fat himself?

 

[grapeshark77]

There's something old-school about finishing Pat's book before he does, just classic trolling for fun. Also I didn't even realize this but one of his first tweets about it references having other Dickens characters show up:



this is a rip-off of one of the hundreds of other Christmas Carol sequels published in 2012, called A Christmas Carol 2: The Return of Scrooge. That one actually has a better premise where Scrooge visits Marley in a dream, my guess is that Pat did an Amazon search and took what he liked from other authors.

Nice to see him making such an early run for LOLCow of 2023.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I just finished A Christmas Carnage, so here's my review: I had to take a break from reading it and go to the toilet, just to make sure I wouldn't shit myself from laughing too hard.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Any bets on the SFWA coming to Fatrick's rescue from Quasi? After Fat's performance on dredging up attention for the podcast, I'm guessing no.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Since Owen published their own version of Christmas Carnage, can Pat even put out his own?

Yes, A Christmas Carol is public domain but the exact plot of Tiny Tim becoming a murderer to avenge Scrooge seems very specific. If he ever does publish it, could the Owen boys just claim copyright infringement?

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Owen A releasing that book is one of the funniest things I've ever seen done to someone else. Even Pat must have sat on his couch and let out a smirk. Patrick Tomlinson and the forums are the most entertaining thing in America right now. This shit is funnier and more engaging than any movie, tv show or podcast.