DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RaidenAUndertale]

If you look up Phil's address on Google Maps, it seems to give an incorrect location. Doordash drivers are not going to read what I'm sure is an obnoxiously long description of how to get to his house. They just follow their GPS, which reports his location as being on a different street, and the nearby streets are a little convoluted.
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This is VERY informative. Thank you very much!

Phil got a ring light, and because he absolutely refuses to do anything for his streams "off the clock" and is desperate to fill time, he is setting it up live on his prestream.

You can tell shit is about to hit the fan because it looks like he is going on a wild shopping/orders spree. He keeps buying shit without even begging for it. This false sense of security might get him in trouble!

Ring light looks even more shit than his shitty target lamp

This was also to be expected.

Hard at work
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I tend not to rag on looks, but holy shit is this bad. Like, I've heard people call him ghoulish before but...Jesus man this is real bad. I think it's actually terminal. The sf shirt DOES NOT help his look. Listen Phil, I know people have been asking you to get a facecam and you dragged your feet and were late to the party as usual so now you feel like you better get your worth out of having a camera. But trust me dude, you're better without it.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This is like the 3rd or 4th day in a row of just pre-stream bafoonery and no game news. Notice how giddy he got with the process of getting a package and opening it up.

The ring light isn't going to do much except amplify how shitty his set-up is. Still no footage of his organized capture device situation that's totally not on the floor, again. This whole thing is fuckin' bootleg as all hell.

"I don't deserve a set-up this good, man"

*This is his stand for his keyboard that inputs all the tips*

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ the ring light reflection in the glasses

 

[Hrothgar]

And here I thought he couldn't look more legitimately retarded than the gay firearms instructor costume.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Whoa there, Phil! Talk about having ROBUST daddy issues, amIright? Nice set up too, where you can't even fucking see your team because we have to look at your ugly, ringlit mug. By the way you idiot, maybe if you want retards on the internet to give you your pity allowance for nicknaming Pokemon, you should nickname all your Pokemon instead of running around with a basic Heracross. You know? Showing people how fun it is and all that? Giving them a preview of what they could do themselves? Basic marketing? Try harder! (lmao not a chance)

 

[Chernabog3000]

Still no footage of his organized capture device situation that's totally not on the floor, again. This whole thing is fuckin' bootleg as all hell.

"I don't deserve a set-up this good, man"
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*This is his stand for his keyboard that inputs all the tips*

My favorite part about him bragging about how legit and professional his office is now that his capture card wires are off the ground. Was him shitting all over that days later by laying not 1 but 2 strings of leds across his floor. Baffling as always. Big brain ratnest buisness. His entire house is wires at this point. Wires on the floor. Wires hanging from the sealing. Just fucking wires through and through. Khet is actually just a spoil of telephone cable in a sweater. If this nigger was born in like bumfuck Alabama he'd have died in a power stealing accident years ago. Just running wires baby, carelessly, as God intended.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

His phone-ophobia cope was very weird, about how texting was better because you could "give a thought out response." In a casual conversation, you are kind of playing mental tennis with the person, reacting in real time. It's a level of intimacy that can't be achieved via texting.

I glossed over this because there's only so much pigroach logic I can try and process at any given time. This is a great example of how Phil is an antisocial hermit who can't even attempt to emulate normal behavior. Who the hell has ever thought, "I need to discuss a thought out subject with someone, better do it in text instead of having a real-time conversation with them."

There's a reason "wall of text" is such a common punchline. Texts are best for short, simple messages. Usually if you're texting something important, it's information that the other person needs to have a real time conversation, like scheduling a meet up or whatever.

Makes me wonder if him and Khet just text each other even though they're both in the same house all day. Then again, that might be giving him too much credit since it implies he actually has conversations with Khet at all.

 

[Poo Twister]

lol @ the ring light reflection in the glasses

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Finally get to see him in his magnificent king of the pedophiles attire. Come along children, come and see the whimsical costume and bright colors.

 

[detractorzer0]

This is like the 3rd or 4th day in a row of just pre-stream bafoonery and no game news. Notice how giddy he got with the process of getting a package and opening it up.

The ring light isn't going to do much except amplify how shitty his set-up is. Still no footage of his organized capture device situation that's totally not on the floor, again. This whole thing is fuckin' bootleg as all hell.

"I don't deserve a set-up this good, man"
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Phil adopts new things without understanding why people use them in the first place. Everyone else has ambient lighting, so I buy a light strip and throw it on my already cluttered floor. All those other streamers have ring lights, so I'll get one but not really know what they are supposed to do or how to use them. Other streamers have sound deadening foam panels on their walls. I'll buy a pack of twelve and cover five square feet of a wall that is probably shared with the bathroom.

Why couldn't he steal useful ideas from other streamers like cable management, work ethic, and the ability to laugh at himself?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

My autistic thoughts on DSP's prized villa. He complains about delivery people not wanting to hang around the back gate and give him his food WHERE THEY PUT THE GARBAGE!

"Just hang around garbage and wait for me REEEE to come get it!"

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

How likely is it that the smoke detector was beeping because its battery was running low, but college educated, mature adult P.P. Burnell didn't understand that so he just ripped it out of the ceiling like a deraigned ape?

My guess is: very likely.

 

[Free Jasper]

I glossed over this because there's only so much pigroach logic I can try and process at any given time. This is a great example of how Phil is an antisocial hermit who can't even attempt to emulate normal behavior. Who the hell has ever thought, "I need to discuss a thought out subject with someone, better do it in text instead of having a real-time conversation with them."

There's a reason "wall of text" is such a common punchline. Texts are best for short, simple messages. Usually if you're texting something important, it's information that the other person needs to have a real time conversation, like scheduling a meet up or whatever.

Makes me wonder if him and Khet just text each other even though they're both in the same house all day. Then again, that might be giving him too much credit since it implies he actually has conversations with Khet at all.

There’s also the fact that not every conversation needs ‘intelligent thought out replies’.

For example, directing someone to your house. No intelligent responses required. What is required is quick back and forth responses to deduce where the lost party is and how to get to the destination.

May as well be asking phone-phobia boy to climb Everest than talk directly to another human being though.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

There’s also the fact that not every conversation needs ‘intelligent thought out replies’.

For example, directing someone to your house. No intelligent responses required. What is required is quick back and forth responses to deduce where the lost party is and how to get to the destination.

May as well be asking phone-phobia boy to climb Everest than talk directly to another human being though.

It's all performance for him. Fuckin' idiot feels to the need to come off as smart because he's incredibly insecure. Thinks everyone is just stupid compared to him. Let me tell you about produce...For those who don't know...

Nothing can be explained simple for people. He wants to be far away from "Grug do this." and more towards "I will get up off my seat while I prance across the room to open the door to let more oxygen into the room so I can get more into my bloodstream to prevent me from yawning profusely tonight". Nah, can't tell people you're tired or bored. Excuses after excuses to cover up the most mundane shit.

His verbose speech is so god damn tiring and borderline insulting to anyone listening to him because he treats everyone like they are children that haven't had just as much life experience as him like riding a bike, fixing a flat tire, hanging up blinds, or swimming. Oh wait, he can't do any of those. He's a god damn time and energy vampire.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil living in a gated community is the funniest thing ever knowing that a simple gate and his beliefs that it'll keep the wrong sort of people out.

 

[Dona Morte]

Same energy. The transformation is almost complete.

 

[Summoned Demon]

I swear I heard him saying one time that he doesn't need a smoke detector because he can smell the smoke when he's fast asleep and he'll wake up because of the smell, I could be autistic but I need to find out.

Ok so I don't think he said that (at least recently) based on what I could find through Pigpiggo, but it seems like Karen Burnell was mortified by some sleep walking episode he had during October last year that he may have removed the alarm (or forgotten about changing the battery) so it wouldn't wake him randomly at 4am.

Also lol about him rolling onto the ground from the rooftop window to escape the fire, totally not going to break some bones doing that, and probably leaving his cat son behind.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Spoiler: What he sees

 

[We Are The Witches]

I swear I heard him saying one time that he doesn't need a smoke detector because he can smell the smoke when he's fast asleep and he'll wake up because of the smell, I could be autistic but I need to find out.

There are instances on videos where that is referenced:


As well as straight up mentions, here in Kiwifarms:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-1287474

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-9564555


Which I believe should stem from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT09UAIQR2w&t=414s

Specifically because:
"And the bottom line is, I live here, I'm always here. I don't need to be woken up by a smoke alarm, if there's fire in the living room? I'm going to smell the smoke before I'm... in a death situation. I can jump out of my bedroom window right here and go outside (...)"

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I may have missed it already being posted, but does anyone have the clip where DSP says he never actually talked to Kat on the phone until they met, they only texted? I think it was one of his "John said to call him whenever but I texted dood that's BASICALLY calling" cope sessions. I've looked and it's hard as hell to find but man, what an insight into how truly weird and sad DSP is as a (non-functioning) human

 

[Iron Hamster]

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