RESET THE CLOCK 4/23/2016 FB - Phil put on invol psyche hold for threatening to commit suicide

[Smutley]

He's still sticking to the drug OD story!

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

And who the fuck tries to OD on Motrin PM?

An attention seeking drama whore.

 

[Bassomatic]

I bet Phil probably thinks because he's got a rap sheet he's a minority now.

 

[Meowthkip]

So who's going to hook Phil up with some heroin?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'll never get over how he tags facebook 'friends' by name, in comments, as if to say LOOK I OVERDOSED, LOOK, LOOK YOU, SAY SOMETHING TO ME ABOUT IT COS I OVERDOSED AND I'M TELLING YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

And almost no-one does.

So, er, I guess you win, Phil?

Ps: what happened to police-hating, analchest "all my ancestors killed cops"? Not quite so hard when they're picking you up out of a pool of your own vomit on the kerb, eh Phil?

Edit: "next time protest my arrest"? Oh Phil. You're lucky to get an asspat on facebook.

Also, looks like his next pity point generator will be (fake) drug abuse. He was forced into it because those mean kiwis make him suffer every day! Do we have a homeless stereotype bingo card yet?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Has any cow successfully killed their self yet?

Not counting that dude that was cucked by the Asian Nazi. That happened before his discovery. Will Phil be the first or will the diabetes/AIDS get him first?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

THE ANCHUENT PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Awesome! He deserves it, number one.

 

[drtoboggan]

Izzy Hell is a retarded tranny name. It's the type of alias a bozo would use. But Phil is a bozo, so I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[SquirrelGirl320]

spent a couple of days shitting himself

Bet Phil thought it was just another day of feces and fun.

 

[Poor Choices]

So even when the people who pay the most attention to Phil, us, missed this post what does that say about his social life? Also who is this Dan Martin character that's so helpful to Phil?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

So much fixation on handcuffs... I bet he enjoyed them.

 

[Dain Bramage]

HOLY CLYDE CASH (Peace Be Upon Him)! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTIN' BETTER AND BETTER!!!

Taters' "permanent housing in June":

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Izzy Hell is a retarded tranny name. It's the type of alias a bozo would use. But Phil is a bozo, so I shouldn't be surprised.

It's far more of a drag queen name. And not even a good one. Like the other drag queens would roll their eyes and mouth "Oh puh-leeeeze..."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[padded room]

I can picture Phil rocking back and forth bouncing and squeaking in a straitjacket while muttering "kiwis... gamergate.... transmisogyny... Australatina... Izzy Hell... still no balls..." over and over.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I can picture Phil rocking back in forth bouncing and squeaking in a straitjacket while muttering "kiwis... gamergate.... transmisogyny... Australatina... Izzy Hell... still no balls..." over and over.

You forgot 7/4/97, and he does pretty much this already without a padded room or straitjacket.

 

[Positron]

View attachment 88458

...HIS desire...
... kill HIMSELF...
HE was determined to be a danger to HIMSELF...

 

[DykesDykesChina]

* My theory on what happened *

1. ADF decides to get high on Ibuprofen (a retarded idea in itself probably).
2. ADF stumbles around on Telegraph Avenue and collapses somewhere, drowsy and sleepy from the medicine.
3. Cop finds ADF, sees an emty box of Ibuprofen pills nearby and rashes all over ADF's body. Ibuprofen is known to cause allergic shock in some people. Cop doesn't know the rash is caused by inexpertly done tattoos of bicycle-riding lesbians.
4. Cop radios for an ambulance: "We've got a person with allergic shock here, could be serious."
5. Ambulance arrives, paramedics try to load ADF into the vehicle.
6. ADF begins screaming about Gamergate, Kiwi Farms and Die Cis Scum and kicks all over with his "Cis Kickers".
7. Cops see no other option than to immobilize ADF with handcuffs and take him into custody.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

So who's going to hook Phil up with some heroin?

I'm sure Robert Wayne Stiles would.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I bet Phil was disappointed about not being able to remember getting handcuffed. Probably the only time that someone put Phil in some form of bondage to his sexual disappointment.