DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bigbadyeet]

I think it's fair to say then and it seems most people agree that the scorn beg and breakdown was the catalyst for the all time high level of unhinged we're seeing at the moment. The subsequent mocking and mainstream streamer attention he got from it really fucked with his tofu mental state.

Then the totally not supported by whale cope session.. to then, only be supported by whales since that stream I think even he might have failed to pignotize himself with that.

Now the complete 180 into the most generic e-whore streaming setup with the back lights, consoomer merch and the new ring light which he is cooming over, he's a walking contradiction/shadow of what he prized himself on.

I think this is really driving the mid-life crisis it seems like he is going through.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

What I got also from that clip of him banning those who didn't pay out is that he will immediately burn bridges to those he seems are not in line with the cult, but those who do pay their tithes and ask to be unbanned are cult members themselves and to be worshipping him all the way

Any contradictory messages, any dissent, any questions that are logical in scrutiny, devalue the already sinking ship where he is the steering and the rest are shipmates, only Phil can be the pilot and captain but without guidance and critical thinking it's only down from there

Phil does toe the line but only when after the Dents squeal that the Detractors have made damning clips does he turn the narrative that the trolls will be relentless and he like always does nothing wrong, as for the mid life crisis, it's only just starting, we need a 2 seat sports car, some shenanigans with his wife and that's it

Mass reporting is Gay

But the anger if he does get the boot from YT will be legendary and clipped for all history

If there's like a historical monument to lolcows, there needs to be a USB stick full of Phil clips just being a GreaseNigger through and through

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I look better than I have any right to look.

thats funny because he unironically looks worse than he ever has. the new lighting really accentuates his wrinkles and ghoulish flesh. he looks 60

 

[Lady Adjani]

thats funny because he unironically looks worse than he ever has. the new lighting really accentuates his wrinkles and ghoulish flesh. he looks 60

A rough 60 at that, can't wait to see what he looks like at actual age 60.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

What I got also from that clip of him banning those who didn't pay out is that he will immediately burn bridges to those he seems are not in line with the cult, but those who do pay their tithes and ask to be unbanned are cult members themselves and to be worshipping him all the way

Any contradictory messages, any dissent, any questions that are logical in scrutiny, devalue the already sinking ship where he is the steering and the rest are shipmates, only Phil can be the pilot and captain but without guidance and critical thinking it's only down from there

Yeah it's about to get even more obnoxious with future games. 100% that hamster is churnin in his brain on how to monetize future playthroughs. At first it was just designated whalethroughs with some like Danganropa, Lost Judgement and soon, One Piece.

CoD quickly went from just doing well in a game full of bots and feeling good, and then steering hard right into collecting up money like a stripper scrounging for the $1 bills littered all over the stage after performing. He turned into a huge tyrannical asshole which made it very apparent how these streams are ran. You can't even enjoy the horse race here because it's being interrupted by the broker. It took like an hour to get through two Warzone matches.

Dude has all these monetary incentives tied to every game now. You play Pokemon and you are asked to name shit, and pay him to wear a stupid designated vest and hat. There's no more voting for the Proto Space Nazi garb anymore. The viewers choices don't matter because Phil decides to play Escape From Spencer Mansion anyway.

Nothing matters anymore and I'm not having a good time.

 

[Super Dent Head]

A rough 60 at that, can't wait to see what he looks like at actual age 60.

Do you really think he'll hit 60? I think he'll drown his liver in alcohol before he's 60.

 

[smug comporon]

I’ve not followed one syllable of info on Phil since August 6th, I won’t be a needy bitch and ask for actual info, but just a yes or no if anything big enough has happened that would make catching up worth it.

No, Phil is incredibly boring & just recycles the same points constantly.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Has piggy confirmed if he's playing the dead space remake? I'd prefer he wouldn't cause it's a favourite of mine l, but seeing his dents nake him put on the space nazi kit is an entertaining thought

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

No, Phil is incredibly boring & just recycles the same points constantly.

Nothing big, but the unhinged rants are getting ever more frequent and all is not well

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This retard can add all the LEDs and ring lights he wants, it still looks like dogshit because his webcam is all washed out and blurry. It actually looks worse than it did before, if that's even possible. It does accentuate his vampiric pale skin, wrinkles, and saggy jowls, so that's funny.

Imagine the horror if he had this ring light setup when he masturbated in front of thousands of children.

I used to think that his "new webcam" setup made him look the worst, when you could really see the pale ghoulishness of his skin. But leave it to Phail to make every "improvement" end up making him look even worse. The interplay of light and shadow he has with the ring lights still show off his pale ghoulishness, but also exposes how bloated his skin is. He looks like a corpse that has just entered putrefaction.

 

[Pepper Jack]

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DSP Reats to the Ethan Ralph sex tape

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

interplay of light and shadow

this is the title of the new GoT installment by George R.R. Martin starring DSP as a necromancer

 

[Kosher Dill]

You cast the Raise Dead spell and you see this what do you do?

I punch the DM because there's no way he actually rolled 20 1's in a row.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What compells the pigroach to buy toiletseat shaped useless junk? First it was the neckspeakers and now its a kensington "ringlight".

scat fetish.

"I don't deserve a set-up this good, man"

Correct. You deserve to be homeless.

Imagine the horror if he had this ring light setup when he masturbated in front of thousands of children.

He looks like a guy trying to hide from their wife to watch porn. The ring light is the glow from a monitor.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I'm watching Tevin's video on DSP's Door Dash rant he bring up a good point. From the driver's perspective, DSP's behavior is suspicious. He gives you odd, very specific instructions, refuses to pick up the phone to help you and instead texts you even more odd instructions. If you were in that situation wouldn't you be at least a tiny bit suspicious about this person?

All he had to do was be a normal human, pick up the phone and talk to the guy, but he couldn't even do that, and it's behavior like this that makes people question him even when he's actually being truthful. He can't not act in a suspicious manner even when there's no reason to.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

A rough 60 at that, can't wait to see what he looks like at actual age 60.

I probably think he will reach the big 60 but probably homeless while trolls scout him and just give him the worst treatment ever

 

[detractorzer0]

I'm watching Tevin's video on DSP's Door Dash rant he bring up a good point. From the driver's perspective, DSP's behavior is suspicious. He gives you odd, very specific instructions, refuses to pick up the phone to help you and instead texts you even more odd instructions. If you were in that situation wouldn't you be at least a tiny bit suspicious about this person?

All he had to do was be a normal human, pick up the phone and talk to the guy, but he couldn't even do that, and it's behavior like this that makes people question him even when he's actually being truthful. He can't not act in a suspicious manner even when there's no reason to.

It's the reason the escort thing went on so long. The man just can't act like a human being, and even when it's as easy as "I'll just call you and guide you in" or "I actually have a girlfriend that I didn't want people to know about," he fumbles and somehow makes people believe even harder.

 

[Crooked 16th]

We progressed from a guy playing games with his friends and having fun to a 40-year-old who sits alone in the dark in his adult house begging for tips on stream.

Great legacy Phil

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm watching Tevin's video on DSP's Door Dash rant he bring up a good point. From the driver's perspective, DSP's behavior is suspicious. He gives you odd, very specific instructions, refuses to pick up the phone to help you and instead texts you even more odd instructions. If you were in that situation wouldn't you be at least a tiny bit suspicious about this person?

All he had to do was be a normal human, pick up the phone and talk to the guy, but he couldn't even do that, and it's behavior like this that makes people question him even when he's actually being truthful. He can't not act in a suspicious manner even when there's no reason to.

As a former delivery person - when this technology didn't exist - for a pizza joint, I would have thought it was a fake order and brought the food back.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I'm watching Tevin's video on DSP's Door Dash rant he bring up a good point. From the driver's perspective, DSP's behavior is suspicious. He gives you odd, very specific instructions, refuses to pick up the phone to help you and instead texts you even more odd instructions. If you were in that situation wouldn't you be at least a tiny bit suspicious about this person?

All he had to do was be a normal human, pick up the phone and talk to the guy, but he couldn't even do that, and it's behavior like this that makes people question him even when he's actually being truthful. He can't not act in a suspicious manner even when there's no reason to.

For my puzzle pieces, I'm actually with Phil on this one, and it's one of the core reasons that I never bother with food delivery apps, baring some collab my autism makes me want to engage with (See, FFXIV's pizza dumbfuckery)

I'm using a delivery app, with contactless delivery, specifically because I don't want to engage with people either because I'm sick as a dog, and my throat sounds like the croaks of a freshly throat fucked babalyonian whore of hell, and feels about as good to talk, or just because if I wanted to talk to burnt out retards too incompetent to get a real job, I'd go to the liberal arts department of my local college. You have one job, you mouth-breathing reject, and that's to bring my food to me. I should not have to call you to guide you step by step to my door, and then, guess what, make contact to get my food.

I've had times where I give simple instructions "Fourth house on the left, look for red car of this make and model, window light will be on." only to have some daytime stripper named Starr try to call me because she's confused.

So, yeah, broken clock, but Dave's right. Do your job, and don't ask me to do it for you, since I've already tipped, since this app won't let me tip based on your performance.