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So all J is gonna do this year is get fucked up?
I'll give her credit: this does look like the result of an actual man being forced to cut up magazines to make a "mood board" collage.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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I'll give her credit: this does look like the result of an actual man being forced to cut up magazines to make a "mood board" collage.
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I feel like women who make their boyfriends and husband's do vision boards are like women who make animals wear clothes. I get that it isn't technically abuse, but do you have to degrade us and remind us how far we've fallen as a species?
Just me personally: I've sat and watched things I don't have a precaution to watch. I'll go to a raw food restaurant where there are Google reviews suggest food poisoning is kind of a thing there or go to your stupid poetry reading or join a yoga class either you or cry because I'll get attached to your reality television show with you. There's a lot I'll do. I just don't want to do a vision board. I just don't want to work with my hands making the kind of consoomeristic garbage that makes me feel bored while I'm looking at it, much less making an art devoid variant, because I do not have an eye for those things.
Why would J agree to that? That's a date? That's a date at home? I would rather clean the bathroom together and call it a date.
Just me personally: I've sat and watched things I don't have a precaution to watch. I'll go to a raw food restaurant where there are Google reviews suggest food poisoning is kind of a thing there or go to your stupid poetry reading or join a yoga class either you or cry because I'll get attached to your reality television show with you. There's a lot I'll do. I just don't want to do a vision board. I just don't want to work with my hands making the kind of consoomeristic garbage that makes me feel bored while I'm looking at it, much less making an art devoid variant, because I do not have an eye for those things.
Why would J agree to that? That's a date? That's a date at home? I would rather clean the bathroom together and call it a date.
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J can't move, dude. Stoned vision boarding is the most creative non-eatin' task her beetus mitts are capable of performing.
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The whole 'vision board' is just weird to me. I've had several different authors tell me that they use one to get themselves started and on track for a new novel- pictures of the characters, places, things of note that needs to go into the book- and I guess I can understand what they're doing in that case. But vision boarding your life is just masturbatory shit.
I could see that working well if you aren't just limited to cutting things out of magazines. Eg, a character board with an art print, a piece of music, a ribbon/clothing accessory scrap. Kind of like a visual dramaturgy.
Cutting stuff out of magazines though is so limiting to, like, half advertisements, with cheesy headlines, and products to buy. It's fine if that's what encompasses your wants (like it probably does for C and J), but I can't imagine it being more than just a picture of things you think are nice/want to buy.
I remember the few unfortunate women sucked into MLM scams in my childhood, friends' mum's, they'd always be made to put together a vision board of their financial goals- basically just things they wanted to buy. A financial plan that was a collage of lifestyle magazine cut outs, it always made me really bummed to look at it. J's vision board gives me that same feeling of cheesy dread.
TastyColours
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When I was a middle-school child, we used to do these vision board things, but used empty wine bottles instead of foam board or poster board. These adults are amateurs.
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They have thousands of dollars worth of Little Debbies in that house, that's gotta get something on the black market.Would they even have much to steal? Their primary existence is based around eating and so is their finances. I sincerely doubt that the computer rig Juliana uses for work is worth much. Corissa would have a nice laptop because she's aninfluencer
and needs something that can handle video editing software and the various updates and drives for that. If she still does feeder porn she'd have cameras for this as well, but so far the only photos that she takes herself seem to have taken with her mobile. Anything vaguely professional, she hires a photographer. They'd have a big tv with all the streaming channel subscriptions- something to distract them from the sound of their own mastication- but other than that, I'd lay money that there's little in their house that's valuable to a nonfat. The reinforced deathfat specialty furniture is expensive, but it's hard to make off with in a robbery. And I sincerely doubt there's much by way of market value in Corissa's wardrobe.
If they do feel vulnerable regardless of how much or how less of a target they are, it'd explain why they bought that fuck huge dog despite it being wildly inappropriate for their lifestyle.
Defend the snacks at all costs.
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If there was ever a 'golden' criteria for some Canadian Healthcare™.
Brightest lights in their life are the ones that hit them when they open the fridge.
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Core 10 by Reebok Women's Adjustable French Terry Big Logo Joggers $40
Comments state it runs two sizes too large...
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Corissa girl check your self before you dip below three bills. Lest thou be a fatphobic colonizer.
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Corissa needs to clean her floors. That’s not just wear and tear, they’re dirty. It’s weird that she has mountains of expensive clothes but nothing on the windows for privacy at night.
These people who hate capitalism sure are quick to pay extra for name brand shit. The cool kid validation always wins out over their faux convictions.
These people who hate capitalism sure are quick to pay extra for name brand shit. The cool kid validation always wins out over their faux convictions.
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Fingers crossed this is the year we get a Kelly x Corissa crossover or that at the very least something goes wrong so we can point and laugh even more than usual at the scammed fatties.
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A late word about vision boards:
I've seen them used primarily as a focusing tool by people who are setting specific, concrete goals, and who want something visual they can look at occasionally as a reminder of what they are working toward. For people who have trouble visualizing what they're after, it can help their goals feel more real and tangible. When they include words, they're specific to the goals at hand.
The other people I've seen using vision boards are into The Secret, or other Law of Attraction woo, and they include pictures of all kinds of random, consoomerist stuff and experiences they want the Universe to give them, along with feel-good words and catchphrases.
Looking at Juliana's vision board, it isn't even the latter type; it's just, "Here's a bunch of stuff I like, and a bunch of inspirational-sounding text taken from advertising." I don't see a single actionable goal there, unless it's to sit on her ass in the dirt and plant some more flowers, which will turn into a lush, flourishing garden with no further effort on her part.
I've seen them used primarily as a focusing tool by people who are setting specific, concrete goals, and who want something visual they can look at occasionally as a reminder of what they are working toward. For people who have trouble visualizing what they're after, it can help their goals feel more real and tangible. When they include words, they're specific to the goals at hand.
The other people I've seen using vision boards are into The Secret, or other Law of Attraction woo, and they include pictures of all kinds of random, consoomerist stuff and experiences they want the Universe to give them, along with feel-good words and catchphrases.
Looking at Juliana's vision board, it isn't even the latter type; it's just, "Here's a bunch of stuff I like, and a bunch of inspirational-sounding text taken from advertising." I don't see a single actionable goal there, unless it's to sit on her ass in the dirt and plant some more flowers, which will turn into a lush, flourishing garden with no further effort on her part.
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And I'm sure both Corissa and J's vision boards have included gardening for a while, and look where that got them. It's obvious that both of them need more realistic goals, and need to keep their mobility in mind (which is practically none). But that will never happen, because the simplest goals they can do, like cutting out soda or moving more, they refuse to do. So, I guess smoking weed and continuing to post on social media is the best they're gonna get.
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We have an answer for why they neutered Saul so young. They have him in dog daycare. I know from friends in the U.S. that a lot of kennels and daycares won't take unneutered animals over six months of age. (It's not because the places are necessarily worried about preventing unwanted reproduction. Neutered dogs of both sexes tend to be more aggressive towards unneutered ones, rather than the reverse.)
Regardless of reproductive status putting a mature/maturing Kangal cross in daycare with random strange dogs is asking for problems. They're not *meant* to be dog social, and you can't force them to be if they don't have the propensity. Also the dog is anxious -- Corissa shouldn't be laughing at that. He's probably worried because he thinks he's done something wrong to be sent away from his guarding duties, or maybe he knows he's going to be taken to the strange place with strange dogs and finds that stressful. Whatever the cause is should be ascertained and worked on* because an anxious dog is a dog which is more prone to behavioural problems including unwanted aggression. It's also just unkind to inflict anxiety without some real underlying need (like providing veterinary care, or necessary grooming).
*That means not taking him to daycare if it's the cause. It sounds like a "responsible owner" thing to do, but it's not for dog aggressive breeds or individuals. Then again, we know "sensible" really isn't in Corissa's lexicon.
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Ah yes. These two are so terribly busy with their full-time jobs, busy social lives, children to take care of - they're just never home!
Oh wait.
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There’s nothing wrong with making a pretty collage of stupid pictures you like to look at for no real benefit or reason. No one who wastes time posting on KF should shit on someone for inefficiency and lack of goal setting in crafting activities.
It’s funny because it’s the girliest goddamn Girl Scout girl activity that any mustached 600lb T pumping girl could choose to share online