🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[Noproblemo]

The best outcome is Ralph becomes Chief Media Officer for the Sinaloa Cartel, shooting beheading videos, ONLY ON DA KEELSTREAM!

 

[Rage Pig]

Hola Senor Guzman, si quiere unirse a la caza del gunt, Ethan es un informador al servicio de la DEA y un cerdo furioso.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I bet El Chapo and his children are big fans of the kill retort.

Huge Fans of the Killstream.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

After a caffine high I had a bit of a new revelation about just how bad of a position Ralph put himself in by moving to Mexico. See- one of the Ralphamale's classic moves is whenever somebody fucks with him IRL he shrieks to "ARREST THEM!" he also likes to threaten to sue people. Ralph really likes to use the law as a cudgel to bludgeon his ayylawgs with. Much has been speculated here and elsewhere about what would happen if Ralph pissed off a Cartel member- but consider the Mexican government itself:

1. The armed forces captured Ovidio Guzman, son of El Chapo, previously at one point and by order of the president they let him go. This no myth it was on all the news , the president believe it or not said that had let him go to avoid retaliation and bloodshed …
2. The president has said publicly he considers the sentences given by the Us government to El Chapo Guzman excessive. ( I wonder what the millions of people affected by the actions of El chapos actions think about this, the countless murders , etc…)
3. The president make a point of visiting the mother of El Chapo Everytime he is visiting that region…
4. It has been widely reported that one cartel helped out during the elections of certain states by forcefully removing observators and stealing actual voting booths.
5. His policy on the battle against drugs is called “abrazos, no balazos…” , translated that means “hugs, not bullets". In the sense that if he asks the cartels to behave they will… So far it hasn't worked to say the least...

"ARREST THEM!" simply isn't going to be a card in Ralph's hand when he's dealing with the Mexican government due to the fact the Mexican government *itself* is just another Drug Cartel, more or less. And any self-respecting Drug Cartel is going to pride itself on ripping off Ethan Ralph's Gringo ass.

 

[RussianParasite]

I heard that Ralph called Los Zetas and MS-13 a bunch of “bitch made pussies.”

His words not mine, I very much fear and respect those fine narcotic providers.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

After a caffine high I had a bit of a new revelation about just how bad of a position Ralph put himself in by moving to Mexico. See- one of the Ralphamale's classic moves is whenever somebody fucks with him IRL he shrieks to "ARREST THEM!" he also likes to threaten to sue people. Ralph really likes to use the law as a cudgel to bludgeon his ayylawgs with. Much has been speculated here and elsewhere about what would happen if Ralph pissed off a Cartel member- but consider the Mexican government itself:

1. The armed forces captured Ovidio Guzman, son of El Chapo, previously at one point and by order of the president they let him go. This no myth it was on all the news , the president believe it or not said that had let him go to avoid retaliation and bloodshed …
2. The president has said publicly he considers the sentences given by the Us government to El Chapo Guzman excessive. ( I wonder what the millions of people affected by the actions of El chapos actions think about this, the countless murders , etc…)
3. The president make a point of visiting the mother of El Chapo Everytime he is visiting that region…
4. It has been widely reported that one cartel helped out during the elections of certain states by forcefully removing observators and stealing actual voting booths.
5. His policy on the battle against drugs is called “abrazos, no balazos…” , translated that means “hugs, not bullets". In the sense that if he asks the cartels to behave they will… So far it hasn't worked to say the least...

"ARREST THEM!" simply isn't going to be a card in Ralph's hand when he's dealing with the Mexican government due to the fact the Mexican government *itself* is just another Drug Cartel, more or less. And any self-respecting Drug Cartel is going to pride itself on ripping off Ethan Ralph's Gringo ass.

Who cares? Nobody in any other countries gives a fuck about his whining either.

 

[Derpy]

Ralph has to stay in Mexico for at least a year because he signed up for a full year of internet.

 

[Echnaton]

He will move to Africa next.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

There’s so much about Gunt in MX that we just don’t know, though I’m hopeful we’ll soon find out.

Just looking at where he’s at, Merida, he’d probably be safe if he wasn’t Gunt and prone to talking shit to the wrong person. That’s a relatively “safe” part of Mexico. Big on tourism, Cartel violence is bad for that.

With that said, he drove down there? I’m amazed he didn’t get jacked or at the very least hit up for by the cawps for a little “mordida” on the way down and it’s not like Gunt would have much cash to give them. If he drove that truck with US plates all the way through from Texas to Yucatan he drove through some REALLY bad areas. I’d say it took balls but I know it’s just due to his massive stupidity and a drunkard’s luck..

He would have had to buy car insurance in order to drive further into Mexico than the border area. He’s Visa exempt for 180 days. All he has to do is enter the US, then turn right back around and cross back into MX to reset the 180 day clock, but maybe that’s why he’s so keen on attending this “wrestling event” of his?

I wonder if he’s driving back or flying, (assuming he’s even going to attend his wrestling event)? He’s rolling the dice every time he drives through those bad areas with a U.S. plate on the truck and obvious gringos in the cab

Anyway, just some thoughts.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

He will move to Africa next.

He should try Burundi. The per capita GDP is $250/year (compare to Mexico's $10,000/year) so his e-begging bucks will go much further and he'll be able to afford more black prostitutes. Arguably the world's poorest country, it's also by some measures the least happy country in the world. Anyone who can leave does because there's nothing to do but farm and they don't have enough farm land to feed themselves.

The US Department of State summarizes better than I can why the World's Best Dad should bring his infant daughter there:

Reconsider travel to Burundi due to crime, health, and political violence.

Country Summary: Violent crimes, such as grenade attacks and armed robbery, occur frequently.

 

[Echnaton]

There’s so much about Gunt in MX that we just don’t know, though I’m hopeful we’ll soon find out.

Just looking at where he’s at, Merida, he’d probably be safe if he wasn’t Gunt and prone to talking shit to the wrong person. That’s a relatively “safe” part of Mexico. Big on tourism, Cartel violence is bad for that.

With that said, he drove down there? I’m amazed he didn’t get jacked or at the very least hit up for by the cawps for a little “mordida” on the way down and it’s not like Gunt would have much cash to give them. If he drove that truck with US plates all the way through from Texas to Yucatan he drove through some REALLY bad areas. I’d say it took balls but I know it’s just due to his massive stupidity and a drunkard’s luck..

He would have had to buy car insurance in order to drive further into Mexico than the border area. He’s Visa exempt for 180 days. All he has to do is enter the US, then turn right back around and cross back into MX to reset the 180 day clock, but maybe that’s why he’s so keen on attending this “wrestling event” of his?

I wonder if he’s driving back or flying, (assuming he’s even going to attend his wrestling event)? He’s rolling the dice every time he drives through those bad areas with a U.S. plate on the truck and obvious gringos in the cab

Anyway, just some thoughts.

Worry not, his Gunt AoE physically repels anyone in a 10km radius, nobody will mess with him out of fear of getting infected with his retardation

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There’s so much about Gunt in MX that we just don’t know, though I’m hopeful we’ll soon find out.

Just looking at where he’s at, Merida, he’d probably be safe if he wasn’t Gunt and prone to talking shit to the wrong person. That’s a relatively “safe” part of Mexico. Big on tourism, Cartel violence is bad for that.

With that said, he drove down there? I’m amazed he didn’t get jacked or at the very least hit up for by the cawps for a little “mordida” on the way down and it’s not like Gunt would have much cash to give them. If he drove that truck with US plates all the way through from Texas to Yucatan he drove through some REALLY bad areas. I’d say it took balls but I know it’s just due to his massive stupidity and a drunkard’s luck..

He would have had to buy car insurance in order to drive further into Mexico than the border area. He’s Visa exempt for 180 days. All he has to do is enter the US, then turn right back around and cross back into MX to reset the 180 day clock, but maybe that’s why he’s so keen on attending this “wrestling event” of his?

I wonder if he’s driving back or flying, (assuming he’s even going to attend his wrestling event)? He’s rolling the dice every time he drives through those bad areas with a U.S. plate on the truck and obvious gringos in the cab

Anyway, just some thoughts.

He most likely took a ferry from Tampa to Merida. He’s been in Florida for some America First stuff before, probably saw the advertisement or something similar. Maybe someone told him about it. It seems so random of a spot that he probably picked up the idea elsewhere. I had him more pegged for Tijuana or just outside of El Paso which are more in line with average American knowledge of Mexico. Yucatán is more in line with either history buffs or boomer tourism and knowing Ralph he’s less interested in the conquest of Spain and seeing preColombian sites and more… well I have ideas on why Ralph went there

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He most likely took a ferry from Tampa to Merida. He’s been in Florida for some America First stuff before, probably saw the advertisement or something similar. Maybe someone told him about it. It seems so random of a spot that he probably picked up the idea elsewhere. I had him more pegged for Tijuana or just outside of El Paso which are more in line with average American knowledge of Mexico. Yucatán is more in line with either history buffs or boomer tourism and knowing Ralph he’s less interested in the conquest of Spain and seeing preColombian sites and more… well I have ideas on why Ralph went there

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That explains it, ferry from FL. It didn’t seem possible that he’d be able to drive all the way down without getting fucked with at the very least.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He most likely took a ferry from Tampa to Merida. He’s been in Florida for some America First stuff before, probably saw the advertisement or something similar. Maybe someone told him about it. It seems so random of a spot that he probably picked up the idea elsewhere. I had him more pegged for Tijuana or just outside of El Paso which are more in line with average American knowledge of Mexico. Yucatán is more in line with either history buffs or boomer tourism and knowing Ralph he’s less interested in the conquest of Spain and seeing preColombian sites and more… well I have ideas on why Ralph went there

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That explains it, ferry from FL. It didn’t seem possible that he’d be able to drive all the way down without getting fucked with at the very least.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That explains it, ferry from FL. It didn’t seem possible that he’d be able to drive all the way down without getting fucked with at the very least.

It’s about a 48 drive down from Richmond along the coast of Mexico so it’s not unreasonable, minus gas prices, but Ralph sneaking his truck in as a tourist on a tourist trip along a route he’s familiar with makes the most sense. The Cuba trip is probably a derivative of him ferrying his truck to Mexico and with America First being a Hispanic movement he’d have plenty of advice from vacationers

Finally this is Ralph we’re talking about, he’s not very bright. He threw a bowling party at a place because he met someone in Vegas. Ralphamania is probably the result of someone he met on an Atlantic City trip. It only stands to reason the Mexican hideaway is the result of someone he met too. Iirc the whole Gunt hunt started shortly after he went to Florida.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It’s about a 48 drive down from Richmond along the coast of Mexico so it’s not unreasonable, minus gas prices, but Ralph sneaking his truck in as a tourist on a tourist trip along a route he’s familiar with makes the most sense. The Cuba trip is probably a derivative of him ferrying his truck to Mexico and with America First being a Hispanic movement he’d have plenty of advice from vacationers

Finally this is Ralph we’re talking about, he’s not very bright. He threw a bowling party at a place because he met someone in Vegas. Ralphamania is probably the result of someone he met on an Atlantic City trip. It only stands to reason the Mexican hideaway is the result of someone he met too. Iirc the whole Gunt hunt started shortly after he went to Florida.

What’s unreasonable is the fact that at least on the Northern Mexico part of that drive, he’d be driving through some really rough areas. He’d be passing right through Veracruz. There are tricks to minimizing the chances of getting fucked with, like sticking to Federal Highways or Toll Roads only, only driving at daytime and having your lodging booked in advance so you’re off the road before nightfall, having a little bit of cash handy for the cops who will eventually stop you on the road or at the toll booth for a little taste, but stuff like that takes planning and it’s Gunt we’re talking about so of course he doesn’t have the ability to do any of that.

There are a LOT of kidnappings around there. OK, so Gunt doesn’t have anyone who would pay the bounty, but the sicarios don’t know that. They just see fat white idiots in a late-model truck with US plates driving around in circles staring at Google Maps on their phones and figure they hit the jackpot. If nothing else, Harry would pay the bounty on Meigh and Rozy, and they’d get released after being forced to watch Gunt being carved up and roasted.

 

[JAKL II]

Fuck me, that ferry is running again. 36 hours each way, would explain the downtime he's having this week. Hold carries 200 cars.

 

[Toilet Duck]

wildlife photographer snapped a photo of the street dogs terrorizing Ralph's neighborhood.

 

[Tiger Jack]

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wildlife photographer snapped a photo of the street dogs terrorizing Ralph's neighborhood.

El Lobo Baboso...

 

[RollerGator]

Do you guys think Ralph will be returning to Mexico after Guntmania?