🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

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Elmo said:
I'm legitimately surprised he didn't follow through with Baked for an RV trip or buy one himself and live out of it.

Rozy's future certainly is looking bright. Makes you wonder if she'll ever meet her half-brother someday, assuming she isn't sold into white slavery.
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The thing is the RV unironically would have been a better investment for housing than a fucking Mexican AirB&B of all places. If Ralph loves Vegas so much he very well could have used the $5000 that he wasted on the Mexican AirB&B for a year as a down payment on an empty lot of Desert and just moved an RV there. That way he would own the land he has the RV on instead of just renting like most Trailer Park inhabitants would do. Fuck- he could have moved his RV to the swampland he inherited!

Now that he's banned from airB&B that $5000 year-long investment went straight down the shitter and he and Pantsu and Cozy Rozy are de facto HOMELESS in the MEXICAN JUNGLE. Let that sink in!!!

The only other person I can think of who was homeless in the Mexican Jungle was the Cartoonish who created that TV show Flapjack- and that's because when he was a teenager he tried to be a Bear-Grylls esque survivalist and live in the wilderness. When he tired that in the Yucatan Jungle he was starving and had to eat rotting garbage out of Mexican Dumpsters before running back to the US in failiure.

Johnny Clyde Cash said:
I'm sure every Amerimutt on this forum has some story about an ancestor of theirs who took a ship to America in hopes of a better future for themselves and their children. The idea of the hardworking immigrant coming in through Ellis Island and working his way up to buy his own house with a white picket fence and college educations for his children is a classical part of the American Dream.

Contrast that with Ralph, who  fled from the land of opportunity to Mexico with his fiance and young daughter to avoid being served by the man who's raising Ralph's bastard firstborn son. It's one thing to squander opportunities given by your parents, but fleeing America with your family to a Mexican ghetto is squandering the effort of whatever ancestor of Ralphs made the trip across the Atlantic.

It's just funny to see how low Ralph's willing to sink to avoid responsibility for literally anything.
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I will slightly disagree and say that some Americans historically have had understandable reasons for leaving the US- ex. Confederate Soldiers fleeing to Brazil, Escaped Slaves fleeing to Canada, Unemployed people during the Great Depression doing contract work in the Soviet Union during industrialization, Monarchists in 1776 fleeing to Britain

www.latimes.com

COLUMN ONE : Relics of a Utopian Journey : Thousands of Americans moved to the Soviet Union in the 1920s and '30s in pursuit of a more just society. A few remain, but their dreams were shattered long ago.

Back in the Great Depression, in the days when communism was a gleaming red star that beckoned working-class dreamers from across the sea, 24-year-old Rose Kostyuk packed her bags and moved to Russia.
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Obviously Ralph has none of that though. He has more in common with any of the dime-a-doze 70's serial killers who fled to Mexico to escape the long arm of Justice. Also- didn't some Kiwis do a full Genology report on Ralph awhile ago (of which it was found out his Ancestors fought for the Union and not the CSA)?
 
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So, i found this:


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  • Immigration authorities may decide to refuse the entrance to Mexico if you are subject to criminal process or have been convicted of a serious crime.
  • As in all countries, Mexican immigration authorities will verify the authenticity of all the documents you present and the truthfulness of the information you provide. They will also confirm that no outright restriction exists.
  • The Consulate can neither verify nor guarantee your entrance to Mexico.
  • It is the prerogative of the immigration authorities to admit or refuse entrance to any visitor.

So, Ralph already checks both flags.
Guess who probably hasn't disclosed his legal status to the migration agents at the Merida airport.
Also, guess who is not guaranteed entry again if he does show up for Ralphamania.
 
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Telemeter said:
So, i found this:


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  • Immigration authorities may decide to refuse the entrance to Mexico if you are subject to criminal process or have been convicted of a serious crime.
  • As in all countries, Mexican immigration authorities will verify the authenticity of all the documents you present and the truthfulness of the information you provide. They will also confirm that no outright restriction exists.
  • The Consulate can neither verify nor guarantee your entrance to Mexico.
  • It is the prerogative of the immigration authorities to admit or refuse entrance to any visitor.

So, Ralph already checks both flags.
Guess who probably hasn't disclosed his legal status to the migration agents at the Merida airport.
Also, guess who is not guaranteed entry again if he does show up for Ralphamania.
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I'm imagining Ralph explaining to a Mexican immigration official how he's actually not a convicted sex offender because he pled no contest
 
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Telemeter said:
So, i found this:


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  • Immigration authorities may decide to refuse the entrance to Mexico if you are subject to criminal process or have been convicted of a serious crime.
  • As in all countries, Mexican immigration authorities will verify the authenticity of all the documents you present and the truthfulness of the information you provide. They will also confirm that no outright restriction exists.
  • The Consulate can neither verify nor guarantee your entrance to Mexico.
  • It is the prerogative of the immigration authorities to admit or refuse entrance to any visitor.

So, Ralph already checks both flags.
Guess who probably hasn't disclosed his legal status to the migration agents at the Merida airport.
Also, guess who is not guaranteed entry again if he does show up for Ralphamania.
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Nuke the gunt from orbit.

Remember the standard that was set.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Nidelvia appears to be a totally normal 29 or 30 year old teacher. She also can't be that retarded, because she appears to have managed to bilk a morbidly obese alcoholic gringo to pay her about $3,000 to live in the house for just three months, based on what comparable houses in the neighborhood on Airbnb are going for. And since she paid the equivalent of less than $30,000 for the house, that's over a tenth of the purchase price to rent the place since September. That's some good business!
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The Gunt paid $3,000 to live in that concrete cell for 3 months?!?!?!

Beef Elemental said:
I'm imagining Ralph explaining to a Mexican immigration official how he's actually not a convicted sex offender because he pled no contest
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"AH SAID AH PLED "NO CONTEST" TO THOSE SCURRILOUS CHARGES AH WAS CONVICTED OF! AN' YOUR MAMA'S A SLATTERN!"
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
The Gunt paid $3,000 to live in that concrete cell for 3 months?!?!?!
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The average cost to rent a house on Airbnb in the neighborhood of Ralph's now-former abode is currently €1150 a month, or well over $1200, after including fees and taxes:
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(The one that is €365 is actually only a guest suite)
 
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AltisticRight said:
Don't be a ween. Let him enjoy his time in Mexico, it's funnier.
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Nah, he's too afraid to leave his room, the only sensible thing he's done.

You know how in games when you go underwater you have an air meter before you choke to death? That's Ralph when he leaves his house, except his meter counts down to a wigger moment. He really doesn't want to wigger out in Mexico, he will get no help and no sympathy from the authorities and they might deport him if they look into him too closely.

He's a russian wigger getting lynched around Ralph's area:

 
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Telemeter said:
So, i found this:


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  • Immigration authorities may decide to refuse the entrance to Mexico if you are subject to criminal process or have been convicted of a serious crime.
  • As in all countries, Mexican immigration authorities will verify the authenticity of all the documents you present and the truthfulness of the information you provide. They will also confirm that no outright restriction exists.
  • The Consulate can neither verify nor guarantee your entrance to Mexico.
  • It is the prerogative of the immigration authorities to admit or refuse entrance to any visitor.

So, Ralph already checks both flags.
Guess who probably hasn't disclosed his legal status to the migration agents at the Merida airport.
Also, guess who is not guaranteed entry again if he does show up for Ralphamania.
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They don't actually give a fuck. He went to the consulate and probably got the assurance he'd be fine.
 
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Automaton Type 2B said:
Nuke the gunt from orbit.

Remember the standard that was set.
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Dumb. Mexico is too corrupt to care anyway. The worst thing you could do, which I disavow doing and don’t think it should be done, is find out where he goes for liquor and put up signs in Spanish about pleading no contest to sex offenses with a teenager while being an American citizen who on the run from the US legal system and if found they should contact you. There were Facebook pages of local stores around his concrete shack to even post that info but he probably delivers his stuff anyway and only goes out to hide in his truck.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The average cost to rent a house on Airbnb in the neighborhood of Ralph's now-former abode is currently €1150 a month, or well over $1200, after including fees and taxes:
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(The one that is €365 is actually only a guest suite)
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Huh. I thought Ralph was trying to save money living in the third world but that’s about what he paid to live in his Richmond crackshack.

Vickers and a-logs really did run Gunt out of his Daddy’s country. Pathetic.
 
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Beavis said:
Wait til we’re in summer. Gunt is going to be miserable in 90 degree weather with 100% humidity and flaky A/C.
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Fat people have a certain smell due to the bacteria that grows in their fat rolls. So I image it's amplified with a fat, sweating rage hog in such a humid environment that mold grows on the walls of the Gunt shack. Dudes a walking waddling petri dish of stank. Probably smells like a combination of shit, stale cigars, and fat sweat mold.
 
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