🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

>Safest area in North America
>So run down that there are packs of wild dogs roaming the neighborhood.

Only explanation I can have for this (except for usual Piggie cope) is that compared to his old crack shack neighborhood he thinks it looks safer and nicer.

The thing is, if he is still getting superberries in dollars, that will get you something pretty decent in Mexico unless it's literally single digit donations.

To put things into perspective even a 9 to 5 janitor is better off in the US than in a third world country.

Mexico has a "We're practically North America!" complex, you'd be surprised at how many people there know at least the basics of english, well enough to comprehend a fat gringo asking for "grande grande steak por favor!" on a restaurant. Also, American style steaks (aka gigantic, bloody pieces of beef) are not common around there, so I wonder what the Ralphadiet consists of these days.
Oh, and why change the name of the thread? "The Great Gunt Hunt" was awesome, "bounty" sound retarded.

Unless he is in Chihuahua he won't be getting those fat hormone induced steaks he eats in the US.
 
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The thing is, if he is still getting superberries in dollars, that will get you something pretty decent in Mexico unless it's literally single digit donations.

To put things into perspective even a 9 to 5 janitor is better off in the US than in a third world country.



Unless he is in Chihuahua he won't be getting those fat hormone induced steaks he eats in the US.
That's why I've said that if Mexico remained the safe Mexico of my mom's youth during the 60s & 70s, I can imagine myself living there because the cost of living is really great. Plus the majority of it is pretty.

My mom's sister retired in 2017 from a shitty factory job that paid the equivalent of ~$500 ā€Ša month. She was able to pay a mortgage for 15 years on that salary & she's now comfortable with a retirement check & her home paid off.

Like Ethan's, it's also a concrete box, so I can't shit on Ethan for that since Mexicans build their shit firm out of concrete & rebar, not a wooden frame & sheetrock. She does have a moisture problem though lol.

Her property taxes amount to about $40±, her summer electric bill is at most $20± Fruits & veggies are cheap. Mangos for example, are pricey here & she buys a kilo for ~$1. 😩

Her (also recently retired) brother managed to build a 3 story home (& expanded it last yr) as a teacher & principal (crazy, he was able to be both at the same time in 2 different schools lol) & gets really good retirement as a former educator.

My mom had her mastectomy done over there in 2001 for some $4k. That price is old but still insane. That must cost more than 10x here.

I hopped the border & went to a radiologist for a comprehensive ultrasound in October, no appointment needed or doctor's order. Cost me $103 w/the interpretation & diagnosis letter included.

Got my top wisdom teeth removed for $120 ten years ago when my dentist here told me it would be 1k. Fuck that.

I know it's TMI but this is just to give you an idea of their cost of living.
 
That's why I've said that if Mexico remained the safe Mexico of my mom's youth during the 60s & 70s, I can imagine myself living there because the cost of living is really great. Plus the majority of it is pretty.

My mom's sister retired in 2017 from a shitty factory job that paid the equivalent of ~$500 ā€Ša month. She was able to pay a mortgage for 15 years on that salary & she's now comfortable with a retirement check & her home paid off.

Like Ethan's, it's also a concrete box, so I can't shit on Ethan for that since Mexicans build their shit firm out of concrete & rebar, not a wooden frame & sheetrock. She does have a moisture problem though lol.

Her property taxes amount to about $40±, her summer electric bill is at most $20± Fruits & veggies are cheap. Mangos for example, are pricey here & she buys a kilo for ~$1. 😩

Her (also recently retired) brother managed to build a 3 story home (& expanded it last yr) as a teacher & principal (crazy, he was able to be both at the same time in 2 different schools lol) & gets really good retirement as a former educator.

My mom had her mastectomy done over there in 2001 for some $4k. That price is old but still insane. That must cost more than 10x here.

I hopped the border & went to a radiologist for a comprehensive ultrasound in October, no appointment needed or doctor's order. Cost me $103 w/the interpretation & diagnosis letter included.

Got my top wisdom teeth removed for $120 ten years ago when my dentist here told me it would be 1k. Fuck that.

I know it's TMI but this is just to give you an idea of their cost of living.
shut up spic
 
Mexico has a "We're practically North America!" complex, you'd be surprised at how many people there know at least the basics of english, well enough to comprehend a fat gringo asking for "grande grande steak por favor!" on a restaurant. Also, American style steaks (aka gigantic, bloody pieces of beef) are not common around there, so I wonder what the Ralphadiet consists of these days.
Oh, and why change the name of the thread? "The Great Gunt Hunt" was awesome, "bounty" sound retarded.
I mentioned the language issue since I haven't had luck finding English speakers (besides American expats) when I used to stay in the interior...at the border yes, they know enough rudimentary English to hawk their wares to gringos šŸ˜†
 
TBF if I were Ralph I wouldn't drink the water either. Heard Mexico's water isn't too kind to gringo stomachs in a lot of places.
Combine that with the jail toilet and water service only on certain days. I can only assume servicing Ralph’s runny shits and Rozy’s shitty diapers, plus the fouled clothing involved, is the type of trad fulfillment May has been waiting for. Ralph crapped stained shorts flapping on the clothesline have made Pantsu a satisfied baby mama #2.
 
I mentioned the language issue since I haven't had luck finding English speakers (besides American expats) when I used to stay in the interior...at the border yes, they know enough rudimentary English to hawk their wares to gringos šŸ˜†
I went to Cancun like a year ago and the hawkers set up little night markets in the resort I was staying at (don't judge it was for a wedding). I remember that I lost my cheap sunglasses because I was drunk on free beer the entire time and they were the only people you could buy stuff from. Dude wanted something like 80 dollars and I spent like 10 minutes arguing him down to 10, which I think is what the rest of the world calls haggling. I'm pretty sure it's a universal concept outside of the US.

My point is Ralph is probably good on the hawker front. He can start hollerin' and they'll have to give up and let him pay a fair gunted price.

Lost those sunglasses too btw
 
I went to Cancun like a year ago and the hawkers set up little night markets in the resort I was staying at (don't judge it was for a wedding). I remember that I lost my cheap sunglasses because I was drunk on free beer the entire time and they were the only people you could buy stuff from. Dude wanted something like 80 dollars and I spent like 10 minutes arguing him down to 10, which I think is what the rest of the world calls haggling. I'm pretty sure it's a universal concept outside of the US.

My point is Ralph is probably good on the hawker front. He can start hollerin' and they'll have to give up and let him pay a fair gunted price.

Lost those sunglasses too btw
Lmao, I can see him hollering now at some poor confused Mexican.

RIP sunglasses. Good thing you didn't let the seller rip you off.
 
This is classic Ralphaggot cope.

"Haha my haters will never find me. They think I'm in Mexico which is 100% not true."

*is found in Mexico*

"Yeah, I actually wanted you guys to find me so I win again."
He literally did win though. He is now back to posting food and photos of his happy family with cozy.tv Rozy. That's after like half a year of a hiatus from doing the shit he loves, posting photos on social media like a fat woman.
 
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>They can't find me again :gunt:
 
lol your little baby is going to spend her most informative years being shuffled from place to place having no friends in a country full of people that don't speak or look like her.
oh fuck i forgot about rozy with the airbnb, thats right holy fucking shit! ralph you fucking bastard youre going to shuffle your fucking bastard from home to home to home in a country that none of her family and most likely she wont know the language of? that wont look act or speak like her or have really alot of the same common basis to form connections? its hard to forget just how selfish and monstrous some of ralphs actions really are. and mantsu doesnt even give a fuck and just went along no arguments ruining her and her baby's lives. fuck i hope the cartel bosses shoot them both in the head. (mantsu and ralph before ralph tries to make an obvious lie that i want his child dead out of spite).

and not only that but you refuse to learn the language making it harder on your child also just out of spite because itd feel "cucked" to get off your lazy fucking porcine misshapened ass and do one god damned thing for your supposed pride joy rozy to give her somewhat of a normal life.
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>They can't find me again :gunt:
"yeah i said youd never find me the first time but this time i mean it" ralph we dont even need to find you, youre living like a complete bum in mexico without permanent residence getting banned from airbnbs like a pariah in exile to some impoverished odd land. legit ive tried to brainstorm ways to make your life even worse than that and i cant, legit id have to do something completely and utter retarded and not worth it like just assassinate you to escalate the trolling beyond your current level of wretchedness. what am i going to shit in your already shit filled toxic mexican water? am i going to chip away further at your already gloomy tomb like cubicle? deface it with even more street trash? write "lol gunt" on a building thats already a monument to your failures as a man and as a father and husband boyfriend?

also weve proven we dont even need to find you youll just burn bridges with some other person or do some other dumb thing and dox yourself again. and i was someone who said that was cope, but i legit believe it now i think if we just ignore the hunt, kick back, get a few drinks, youll just blurt out AND YALL AINT RICH ENOUGH TO LIVE IN "insert mexican slum here" or something
 
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We can’t find him because he’s a literal hobo in the third world. Congrats I guess. Most people fleeing poverty in those spots do so because they want better for their children. Not the Ralphamale! He’s on the run because he’s scared of being served papers and can care less about his child’s well being. A cartel snuff film will actually improve his child’s life.

I can already see Ralph in a panic the moment his address got posted telling Meigh to grab her shit and the baby and pile in the truck because Kiwifarms is deploying navy seals to his location to leave out corn and pig ears, which presumably will be eaten by the stray dogs roaming around.
 
oh fuck i forgot about rozy with the airbnb, thats right holy fucking shit! ralph you fucking bastard youre going to shuffle your fucking bastard from home to home to home in a country that none of her family and most likely she wont know the language of? that wont look act or speak like her or have really alot of the same common basis to form connections?
Isn't that the type of shit that fucks kids up for life and turns them into sociopaths?
 
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Isn't that the type of shit that fucks kids up for life and turns them into sociopaths?
Yeah ralph essentially just took the entire list to guarantee the creation of a serial killer by accident and indifference
We can’t find him because he’s a literal hobo in the third world. Congrats I guess. Most people fleeing poverty in those spots do so because they want better for their children. Not the Ralphamale! He’s on the run because he’s scared of being served papers and can care less about his child’s well being. A cartel snuff film will actually improve his child’s life.

I can already see Ralph in a panic the moment his address got posted telling Meigh to grab her shit and the baby and pile in the truck because Kiwifarms is deploying navy seals to his location to leave out corn and pig ears, which presumably will be eaten by the stray dogs roaming around.
Holy fuck none of that is even exaggeration, can you imagine time traveling and posting this to people back when people were arguing whether ralph was even a lolcow who needed a thread?
 
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