🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[EyeGuy]

Looking at the menu ...I wonder how they're getting along without speaking or reading Spanish...they can't be google translating everything. It would be a pain in the ass. I say this because it's not common to find Anglophones in Mexico (or in Latin America).

Pretty sure it goes down like this:

 

[darkprince56]

Pretty sure it goes down like this:
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... although, he'll find that that attitude won't get him anywhere. We know he's paying in pesos, as that's what he sent Jim yesterday in a superchat. No more gringo dollars for him.

 

[make_it_so]

I thought all the "Ralph is in Mexico" shit was a work or people just being optimistic during a content dry spell. I'm still shocked it's real.

I'm still honestly floored by it as well.

We know he reads this forum. Which means we know he had to have seen all of the posters pointing out why trying to move to Mexico was a bad idea and all the problems it would mean - having to leave behind the RalphaTruck, the fact that any bank he used would still report his income to its US counterparts thus negating any effort to hide his money from collections and the IRS, not to mention the very real issues arising from language and cultural barriers, the fucking cartel issues, the fact that it was probably the worst thing he could do for his infant child.

And yet he still hogged it down south, almost taking what was said here as a challenge. What an unremittingly stupid, short-sighted wigger.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm still honestly floored by it as well.

We know he reads this forum. Which means we know he had to have seen all of the posters pointing out why trying to move to Mexico was a bad idea and all the problems it would mean - having to leave behind the RalphaTruck, the fact that any bank he used would still report his income to its US counterparts thus negating any effort to hide his money from collections and the IRS, not to mention the very real issues arising from language and cultural barriers, the fucking cartel issues, the fact that it was probably the worst thing he could do for his infant child.

And yet he still hogged it down south, almost taking what was said here as a challenge. What an unremittingly stupid, short-sighted wigger.

Ethan Ralph is a spiteful and vengeful little piggy. If you tell him to not lick a live wire, he'll do it just to spite you and holler when he gets electrocuted, and dox your family.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I understand that Ralph is so stupid he doesn't make sense to normal people, but I still don't understand how anyone thought the Mexico move was surprising. As soon as it popped up in his search history it was not only likely, but almost certain. Ralph has neither the intelligence nor the wherewithal to troll or gayop. It was in his search history because that was his plan.

Ralph, receiver of the true Arkansas wigger DNA, cannot think ahead and see possible downsides to his plans. Mexico gets Ralph out of immediate legal trouble, but he simply cannot think far enough ahead to see how this could affect him long-term. He has no regard for his child or May, so they never enter the equation.

Ralph is a dumb beast reacting to the immediate stimuli around him. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Shush]

He's now claiming that it's obvious he's been in Mexico if you had any brains, that he's actually been taunting everyone, and the area he's in is one of the safest in all of North America.

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He really is following the same patterns of unhinged denialism.

Ethan Ralph is capable of literally eating an ox cart worth of shit, deny he is eating shit, claim kiwifarms is spreading misinformation how he eats shit, say he eats a little bit of shit - a teaspoon, educate everyone how putting a spoon of shit in your soup is beneficial for your immune system, show researches of independent America First groypers how a scoop of shit 3 times a day keeps the doctor away, find historical evidences from Telegram how shit is full of vitamins so the more
you eat of it the better for your organism, and by the time everyone on the internet is gagging and puking in their mouth looking how Ethan Ralph chews on fat shit logs, the ox cart of shit will be picked clean of its content. And at the end Ralph will just say there was no shit in the cart, literally zero evidence of that claim, can't you see it's sparkling clean, bitch

 

[make_it_so]

He's now claiming that it's obvious he's been in Mexico if you had any brains, that he's actually been taunting everyone, and the area he's in is one of the safest in all of North America.

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

>Safest area in North America
>So run down that there are packs of wild dogs roaming the neighborhood.

Only explanation I can have for this (except for usual Piggie cope) is that compared to his old crack shack neighborhood he thinks it looks safer and nicer.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's now claiming that it's obvious he's been in Mexico if you had any brains, that he's actually been taunting everyone, and the area he's in is one of the safest in all of North America.

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

So Ethan Ralph is telling us he was willing to live with his paedophile mare and their Satanic spawn in a place in the USA (Richmond) that's even less safe than some El Shithole in Mexico? So what does that say of him and his character, and he wants us to believe that he's COMPTED and STACKED.

The absolute state of this whiney, whingey, fat gay baby faggot in complete denial.

When you look through your window and see a bunch of murderers, rapists, and robbers, and looking at a mirror, you see a paedohile and a convicted felon who's also crowned as the first to be convicted with revenge pornography in the state, some Afghan village ran by terrorists look safe.

Children and women are less safe wherever you move to, Ethan.

Pathetic.

 

[AIM Henchman]

big packs of wild dogs

Well, if Cozy(.tv) Rozy gets "rescued" and raised by a pack of wild dogs, she will probably grow up safer and more productive than the alternative..

Also, since we know Ralph would kill his entire audience to get his dog back, her being raised in this fashion
might finally get her his approval.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Now he is living in some concentrate shack that doesn't even have 24/7 running water.

Oh it's even better, I stayed at a 5 star resort in the Yucatan and they literally had signs in the bathroom telling guests the water isn't safe for human consumption lmao, what water he does get is Afrika tier.

 

[Jump]

Oh it's even better, I stayed at a 5 star resort in the Yucatan and they literally had signs in the bathroom telling guests the water isn't safe for human consumption lmao, what water he does get is Afrika tier.

That is because the "city water" isn't on 7 days a week. There isn't enough capacity. So they do rolling service to each 'hood. The tank on your roof provides water pressure via gravity and carries you through the days the city water is off.
The problem with this is when the city system isn't pressurized surface water and sewage seeps back in to the leaky pipes.

 

[NSA]

So the hog has been driven from his swamp all the way to the Mexico desert? lol, perhaps even lmao.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That is because the "city water" isn't on 7 days a week. There isn't enough capacity. So they do rolling service to each 'hood. The tank on your roof provides water pressure via gravity and carries you through the days the city water is off.
The problem with this is when the city system isn't pressurized surface water and sewage seeps back in to the leaky pipes.


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How bold of you to assume Ralph bathes daily.

As for drinking water, who needs that when you can chug soda and liquor?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He's now claiming that it's obvious he's been in Mexico if you had any brains, that he's actually been taunting everyone, and the area he's in is one of the safest in all of North America.

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

FFS we NEED an "LOL!" option on the Like.

 

[Telemeter]

So the hog has been driven from his swamp all the way to the Mexico desert? lol, perhaps even lmao.

No, he moved from a swamp to hotter swamp.

 

[AltisticRight]

That is because the "city water" isn't on 7 days a week. There isn't enough capacity. So they do rolling service to each 'hood. The tank on your roof provides water pressure via gravity and carries you through the days the city water is off.
The problem with this is when the city system isn't pressurized surface water and sewage seeps back in to the leaky pipes.


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It's not like the underwear-less rage pig showers often anyway.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

FIVE STAR DAYS IS ALL I FUCK WITH
A-LOGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's now claiming that it's obvious he's been in Mexico if you had any brains, that he's actually been taunting everyone, and the area he's in is one of the safest in all of North America.

He also let slip that there's big packs of wild dogs that roam the neighborhood.

This is classic Ralphaggot cope.

"Haha my haters will never find me. They think I'm in Mexico which is 100% not true."

*is found in Mexico*

"Yeah, I actually wanted you guys to find me so I win again."

 

[ñññ]

I say this because it's not common to find Anglophones in Mexico (or in Latin America).

Mexico has a "We're practically North America!" complex, you'd be surprised at how many people there know at least the basics of english, well enough to comprehend a fat gringo asking for "grande grande steak por favor!" on a restaurant. Also, American style steaks (aka gigantic, bloody pieces of beef) are not common around there, so I wonder what the Ralphadiet consists of these days.
Oh, and why change the name of the thread? "The Great Gunt Hunt" was awesome, "bounty" sound retarded.