🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[AncientPhosphur]

Holy fuck none of that is even exaggeration, can you imagine time traveling and posting this to people back when people were arguing whether ralph was even a lolcow who needed a thread?

And it’s all self inflicted. He’s somehow managed to become a reverse drakenlord where he’s actually fleeing from house to house. Ralph can now be considered a lolcow refugee if you will. Say what you will about Keffals “fleeing” but that troon at least had a support network to stay with. What’s Ralph got? Piggie hides from his own family in his truck when it gets too hot.

What an end to the year for Ralph. An incredible journey that started off with him pleading no contest to revenge porn charges to him as a refugee in fucking Mexico. No Ralph you don’t get to be an outlaw, you’re a lolcow refugee

 

[MeltyTW]

And it’s all self inflicted. He’s somehow managed to become a reverse drakenlord where he’s actually fleeing from house to house. Ralph can now be considered a lolcow refugee if you will. Say what you will about Keffals “fleeing” but that troon at least had a support network to stay with. What’s Ralph got? Piggie hides from his own family in his truck when it gets too hot.

What an end to the year for Ralph. An incredible journey that started off with him pleading no contest to revenge porn charges to him as a refugee in fucking Mexico. No Ralph you don’t get to be an outlaw, you’re a lolcow refugee

Real outlaws at least had guns ffs, all gunt has is yelling for the police who will carry him away instead

 

[An automatic clown]

I .. I find myself at a loss for words. Fleeing a country , your homeland, to avoid being served literal pieces of paper.
With your ghetto family in tow no less.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph discovers that renting is better financially than hopping Airbnbs, shocker, what a mind-blowing ephiphany. I am made wiser by this revelation, thanks for the wisdom Ethan.

Bouncing from Airbnb to Airbnb will surely help the growth of children. Only a doormat pickme whore would allow her child to suffer this kind of fate.

 

[disavow]

In Mootsico the Gunt resides,
Well South of the border,
Where to hide himself he tries
From Family Court orders
Compelling him to pay up soon
For the support of his guntling
But on the site of Josh C Moon
The aylawgs, they are hunting
Learning nothing, the Gunt gloats,
And claims he can't be found
While his horse cries in her oats
He doesn't hear a sound
For his voice is raised to shout
At aylawgs on his stream
It doesn't matter what about
He's become a living meme.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is a "family" with 0 plan to raise a healthy and well-adjusted child.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph’s cope about Merida being better than most of America is precious.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Ethan Ralph discovers that renting is better financially than hopping Airbnbs, shocker, what a mind-blowing ephiphany. I am made wiser by this revelation, thanks for the wisdom Ethan.

Bouncing from Airbnb to Airbnb will surely help the growth of children. Only a doormat pickme whore would allow her child to suffer this kind of fate.

I think my favorite part is that he did exactly what everyone assumed he was doing, using Pantsu or someone else's name to rent

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Isn't that the type of shit that fucks kids up for life and turns them into sociopaths?

Depends on the kid...so much comes down to the hardwiring we're born with. Poor Rosy has two completely stupid people as parents so I don't know that she'll have a lot of native intelligence to rely on to pull herself out of the developmental hell she was born into, that's for sure. I agree with the consensus opinion that permanent home in Buffalo is the best of the all-bad options for that child.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Harry Morris posted this text in which his daughter calls the owner of the Airbnb they stayed in as "retarded".

Nidelvia appears to be a totally normal 29 or 30 year old teacher. She also can't be that retarded, because she appears to have managed to bilk a morbidly obese alcoholic gringo to pay her about $3,000 to live in the house for just three months, based on what comparable houses in the neighborhood on Airbnb are going for. And since she paid the equivalent of less than $30,000 for the house, that's over a tenth of the purchase price to rent the place since September. That's some good business!

Assuming Nidelvia hasn't been put off by her run-in with Ethan Ralph and the house goes back up on Airbnb, we will soon be able to see photos of Ralph's hideout as well as precisely what he was paying.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Was there any concrete reason why Airbnb banned the Gunt-a-male and his bride to be (maybe)? It couldn't be smoking in the property, live streaming or photographing the property, or leaving a horrific mess in the place.

 

[MeltyTW]

Was there any concrete reason why Airbnb banned the Gunt-a-male and his bride to be (maybe)? It couldn't be smoking in the property, live streaming or photographing the property, or leaving a horrific mess in the place.

i choose to believe all non-descrip bans from sites and services that are heaped on ralph are done after a casual glance at ralph's grotesque underdeveloped form followed by the executive throwing the phone back at the assistant angrily demanding why a puss filled marshmallow sac is allowed in their places of business.

 

[GreenTips]

Was there any concrete reason why Airbnb banned the Gunt-a-male and his bride to be (maybe)?

Looking at AirBnB TOS, he probably violated their Content Policy or their Non-Discrimination Policy by being a generally awful person to rent your house to. That or weens were emailing support saying to ban him.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Looking at AirBnB TOS, he probably violated their Content Policy or their Non-Discrimination Policy by being a generally awful person to rent your house to. That or weens were emailing support saying to ban him. View attachment 4171029

He got banned for the 3 strikes policy (you get a strike for shitting the bed at a property)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He got banned for the 3 strikes policy (you get a strike for shitting the bed at a property)

Fake and gay. Ralph wouldn’t leave a fresh meal behind. He fishes burgers out of garbage, he dives into the rectum of teenagers, Ethan Ralph would NOT leave a fine meal of shit behind.

 

[darkprince56]

shut up spic

Would you like me better if I were a Paki?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I'm sure every Amerimutt on this forum has some story about an ancestor of theirs who took a ship to America in hopes of a better future for themselves and their children. The idea of the hardworking immigrant coming in through Ellis Island and working his way up to buy his own house with a white picket fence and college educations for his children is a classical part of the American Dream.

Contrast that with Ralph, who  fled from the land of opportunity to Mexico with his fiance and young daughter to avoid being served by the man who's raising Ralph's bastard firstborn son. It's one thing to squander opportunities given by your parents, but fleeing America with your family to a Mexican ghetto is squandering the effort of whatever ancestor of Ralphs made the trip across the Atlantic.

It's just funny to see how low Ralph's willing to sink to avoid responsibility for literally anything.

 

[Elmo]

I'm sure every Amerimutt on this forum has some story about an ancestor of theirs who took a ship to America in hopes of a better future for themselves and their children. The idea of the hardworking immigrant coming in through Ellis Island and working his way up to buy his own house with a white picket fence and college educations for his children is a classical part of the American Dream.

Contrast that with Ralph, who  fled from the land of opportunity to Mexico with his fiance and young daughter to avoid being served by the man who's raising Ralph's bastard firstborn son. It's one thing to squander opportunities given by your parents, but fleeing America with your family to a Mexican ghetto is squandering the effort of whatever ancestor of Ralphs made the trip across the Atlantic.

It's just funny to see how low Ralph's willing to sink to avoid responsibility for literally anything.

I'm legitimately surprised he didn't follow through with Baked for an RV trip or buy one himself and live out of it.

Rozy's future certainly is looking bright. Makes you wonder if she'll ever meet her half-brother someday, assuming she isn't sold into white slavery.

 

[Beavis]

You american alogs may be able to drink tap water without getting sick, but you can’t get pizzeria flavored Doritos!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Would you like me better if I were a Paki?

Yes