Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I know this is a dead horse that has been beaten forever but I was watching old cobra videos and the thing I really miss about those videos was Josh having friends. He had a decently big cast of characters that has been whittled down into nothing. When was the last time even warlord showed up? I guess the only friends he has now are walt and angie, but I figure that's mostly just to get pills and creep on ellen.
 
The climax of the two day thrice cooked pork rib epic:
Cobra lost the footage. It is what it is toobz.
The irony that Null really thought gourd head would be able to do something as complex as answering the phone, scanning mail, being a generally competent person vs our boy being able to "lose" footage when it's just on his phone.
 
Even then, Msaokis seems to have turned his life around, at least partialy (haven't really kept up with him). One of his latest video is in the old kitchen and it's miles away from what it was.
Do you think Cobes will have a Masaokis redemption arc? Will he go down in a prison saga like Chris? Or will he end up feeding his chairbugs?
Just imagine him sobering up and becoming the next Jack Lalane. If he's 90 and healthy and I'm dead already, I'm gonna haunt his house out of spite.
 
Just imagine him sobering up and becoming the next Jack Lalane. If he's 90 and healthy and I'm dead already, I'm gonna haunt his house out of spite.
"What's up youtoobs, this is KingCobraJFS, or as the troles like to call me, Bog Lalane. I just want to remind you that if you keep drinking the 21 and up stuff, you won't live to see 91 and up like me. So keep making those health juice combos and shout out to Ozzy who's still somehow alive, TMDWU"
 
The closest thing to a redemption arc I could see happening is Cobes having a serious brush with death like mixing Angie and Walt's pills with booze and nearly ODing and that finally getting to Clint enough that he puts him into a living facility of some sort. He'd have to offer a serious ultimatum to get him to stay there too. Other then that I don't see it happening. He loves drinking and doesn't even understand why he needs to quit.
I always hoped that cobes would eventually straighten himself. Quit drinking and drugging. Really focus on his magic or maybe his stand up but this looks like maybe the last year for cobes. It’s gotten so depressing that I can’t imagine very many people will stick around. His drinking is out of control, his hygiene abhorrent, and upon the next inspection or problem with his landlord he’s going to be homeless. He’s hovering inches above rock bottom and gives no fucks. Why should he? Daddy Clint has always bailed him out but I think Clint is nearing the end of what he can or will do for Josh. As a long time cobra fan I’m nearing the end of what I can tolerate. I’m tired of watching him kill himself but I’ll still hold out hope that he might actually get help and redeem himself until I hear about his bloated alcohol ridden corpse being discovered.
 
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Jesus this saga was hard to watch. He was so messed up. I’m thinking it was a combo of drinks and that weird thc shit he ingested. Literally waiting for the pot to fall off the top cupboard. Can’t believe he didn’t burn the house down toobz.
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Rib Saga part .... 6 again ... enjoy ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTnDsf3vwPk
I'll give Cobes credit, that's hardly the grossest thing he's ever cooked.

That being said, the last time I had a deep fried rib was when the carnival was in town and it was being sold along with all the other eldritch abominations you wouldn't want to eat more than once a year. It tasted like a chicken wing without any of the good parts.

Now that I think about it, being a carny could very well be his calling in life. He could travel the country living in a trailer where everyone around him smokes more than he does. Plus he could make a living cooking all the gross shit he wants and the people lining up to eat it wouldn't mind him being ballooned off his tits 24/7 because he's a fucking carny. Best of all, there's a solid chance he could hook up with some aging goth she-ogre who's probably a bigger alcoholic than he is.
 
You have to hand it to him. At least he's keeping up with his promise of not drinking a lot while on camera.

Note, I'm not saying this is a good thing. I'm just stating facts here, toobz.
This is true. He's just getting shitfaced before he turns the camera on, as predicted. Copes's ego always makes him think his audience is as stupid as he is. Watch him claim to have been staying sober when next he figures out how to go live even though we've all seen him with multiple bottles and heard the clink of beer in the fridge. I also predict that he'll want credit for not being an alcoholic for saving the back wash in his pint of jack for cooking. If he were an alcoholic he would have scoured the inside of the bottle with his prehensile lips, toobz.
 
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