Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ho, ho, HOLOCAUST!
Bogliacci said:
You forgot to mention that he just let go of the phone when he was trying to take a sip of booze. Then he started throwing a tantrum. Seems he's had a snoot full, nothing out of the ordinary for our boy.

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Holy shit, I honestly thought he was talking bullshit about about the coke, but I guess he really is railing some lines! Two times he goes down, off camera, holding the same nostril, and that's pretty revealing. Lol. I still say he isn't schizophrenic though. Holy fuck, what retard coke dealer would sell shit to this red flag?!
 
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Bogliacci said:
You forgot to mention that he just let go of the phone when he was trying to take a sip of booze. Then he started throwing a tantrum. Seems he's had a snoot full, nothing out of the ordinary for our boy.

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That's amazing. I didn't even notice that at first. I thought it was part of the shitty bit that he was doing. Watching it again, it actually seems that he messed up and was too lazy to rerecord his magic spell.
 
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I believe he threw that "tantrum" on purpose. The bit was that he got the new phone, immediately broke it, got angry, and then fixed it with dark magic. Considering how he doesn't like to show youtube his fits of rage and regularly takes down streams and redoes them, I don't think he would record and upload a video where he has a real tantrum in the first minute. What we saw was a bit of self-disparaging comedy from the dark lord.
 
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did someone shit on these ribs? what the fuck

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Punished Broseph Stalin said:
People always joke about taking out a loan for a pizza or a full tank of gas, but Cobes was the one to actually go through with it.
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Erm excuse me trole, but it was 2 pizzas and a COKE!!! Seriously though it's like some kind of retarded genius of cobes. His utterly imbecilic financial move at the time turned into a golden moment that people continue to enjoy yeeeears after.
 
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HiveDull said:
He always talks about it, but has he ever name dropped this seasoned chef that he learned all his cooking techniques from?

I know he's lying, but there's always an off chance that he's telling the truth. Like, did he learn from Cooking with Jack?
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I think his cooking ideas come from Epic Meal Time and BBQ Pit Boys just with Cobes' "can't cook" twist. He knows what beer battered foods are and that's another place he gets the idea that alcohol always belongs in food.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
I think his cooking ideas come from Epic Meal Time and BBQ Pit Boys just with Cobes' "can't cook" twist. He knows what beer battered foods are and that's another place he gets the idea that alcohol always belongs in food.
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It's like he saw someone cook with wine and figured all alcohol works. He also subscribes to the idea that more ingredients makes better food, for example when he put chocolate on a burger like a fucking retard
 
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