Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Phantom_FUZZ said:
I want to know how he gets groceries and shit. Does he ride his bike and have a basket to haul them all home with? Does Clint make weekly runs to let him load up on boglim necessities? Does he door dash all his groceries?
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His step mum's dropped it off quite a few times so has Clint, and I think Josh only goes out to do a food shop is when he's after something in particular.
 
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I knew it would be bad but these look like literal turds. This is a fucking harrowing sight to behold.
 
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He is on an extreme bender toobz. No live streams in at least 2 days, he split that crazy ass pork ribs saga into 6 videos (also part 5 is missing ?) and he sounds completely sloshed in all of these. Personally I can’t wait for the group home saga but this gothic dude who smells good is gonna need to step it up. Papa nips is lurking and is def gonna do something to save his relationship with the stepmom. I’m super nervous about cobes well being but TMDWU. Who else is waiting for the pots and pans on his cupboards to come crashing down and knock him out? It is what it is.
 
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stinkybaxter said:
He is on an extreme bender toobz. No live streams in at least 2 days, he split that crazy ass pork ribs saga into 6 videos (also part 5 is missing ?) and he sounds completely sloshed in all of these. Personally I can’t wait for the group home saga but this gothic dude who smells good is gonna need to step it up. Papa nips is lurking and is def gonna do something to save his relationship with the stepmom. I’m super nervous about cobes well being but TMDWU. Who else is waiting for the pots and pans on his cupboards to come crashing down and knock him out? It is what it is.
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Clint is going to do something to save his relationship with his current wife? What would that have to do with Cobra? Is there any evidence that Clint's marriage has been strained by all of the attention Cobra has been getting online?

I don't think clint is going to do anything. From what I've seen he seems perfectly happy with the status quo. He gets upset occasionally but only when Cobe's alcoholism is thrown in his face.
 
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stinkybaxter said:
He is on an extreme bender toobz. No live streams in at least 2 days, he split that crazy ass pork ribs saga into 6 videos (also part 5 is missing ?) and he sounds completely sloshed in all of these. Personally I can’t wait for the group home saga but this gothic dude who smells good is gonna need to step it up. Papa nips is lurking and is def gonna do something to save his relationship with the stepmom. I’m super nervous about cobes well being but TMDWU. Who else is waiting for the pots and pans on his cupboards to come crashing down and knock him out? It is what it is.
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What I’m more concerned about is Clint finding him dead after 3 days sitting in that disgusting chair choked on his own vomit. TMDNWU
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
Masaokis tier kitchen filth
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Even then, Msaokis seems to have turned his life around, at least partialy (haven't really kept up with him). One of his latest video is in the old kitchen and it's miles away from what it was.
Do you think Cobes will have a Masaokis redemption arc? Will he go down in a prison saga like Chris? Or will he end up feeding his chairbugs?
 
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biggacracka said:
Even then, Msaokis seems to have turned his life around, at least partialy (haven't really kept up with him). One of his latest video is in the old kitchen and it's miles away from what it was.
Do you think Cobes will have a Masaokis redemption arc? Will he go down in a prison saga like Chris? Or will he end up feeding his chairbugs?
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Cobes will never, ever have a redemption arc.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
Cobes will never, ever have a redemption arc.
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The closest thing to a redemption arc I could see happening is Cobes having a serious brush with death like mixing Angie and Walt's pills with booze and nearly ODing and that finally getting to Clint enough that he puts him into a living facility of some sort. He'd have to offer a serious ultimatum to get him to stay there too. Other then that I don't see it happening. He loves drinking and doesn't even understand why he needs to quit.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
Clint cant put him in a facility.
It is not illegal to smell good and drink yourself to death.
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Just release him into the wild. Into a more natural boglim habitat where the alcohol comes from the fermented sludge drippings he finds along the way. He can be free. He can be happy.

Pic related. Huge Boglim and oonga boonga vibes.
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