Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
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Phillip Green said:
I can't believe how much not caring we're seeing here guys. An incredible amount of indifference. Truly shocking how few fucks are given!
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No matter how much "not caring" we see, in all reality the man's ego really is as fragile as glass. You don't throw a temper tantrum, relive your 20s in the glory hole of the internet, and wave the middle finger saying YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD!!! and call it not caring
 
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The reflex after hearing a bible verse.
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2 Timothy 4:3
I charge you therefore before God and the Lord Jesus Christ, who will judge the living and the dead at His appearing and His kingdom: 2 Preach the word! Be ready in season and out of season. Convince, rebuke, exhort, with all longsuffering and teaching. 3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine, but according to their own desires, because they have itching ears, they will heap up for themselves teachers; 4 and they will turn their ears away from the truth, and be turned aside to fables. 5 But you be watchful in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry.
 
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JackoVerde said:
but that's hard, when you are a decently big content creator and make hundreds of thousands if not millions a year with some decent clout and have conventions. women just throw themselves at you and some are at least 6/10s and up. how can a guy resist that temptation
is what I would say if nick weren't a married ass man, with five fucking kids. a normal single content creator has to worry about about getting metoo'd, nick has to worry about getting meetoo'd, divorced and paying child support for five kids and spousal support, cuz lady rackets as far as i know never worked.
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I'm going to risk people getting Big Mad and say that it is in fact possible to fuck your fans, but it comes with a few simple conditions:
  1. Only fuck one of them.
  2. Make it last.
  3. Make sure they're not mental first.
It's that simple. If you meet someone from among your fans and wife them up properly you get a mulligan from Slaanesh, but if you try to fuck everything that moves then you wind up getting MeToo'd in 2d10 +/- 3 years.
 
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Boopims said:
Thanks for confirming that being christian was just an appearance to you Nick

There’s a group I’ve heard of that you’d feel at home at, with catboy sex and “christian” grifting included!
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Don't worry, he'll use the faggot excuse of "wElL i DoN't BeLiEvE lIkE yOu Do." Even though there are things that are pretty cut and dry nonnegotiable infidelity and whoremongering being one of em
 
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Richard Freeman said:
More gay shit from Robin_Fox
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I would expect a gay to landscape better.
Big Al's Famous Pork said:
Don't think I ever viewed Rackets that way. I viewed him as Internet Lawyer Man who was trying to just live a normal life.
He's not interested in having me as part of his audience anymore. That's fine.
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I never thought of Rackets as a dad either. I thought of him as just a normal assholish guy who found his niche making people laugh and teaching them stuff about the law. A boomerish everyman who stumbled into internet fame and fortune despite his shitty work ethic, lack of tech skills, and his propensity to drink on the job.

Sadly, those day are over. But that's ok. His decent into cowdom has been much funnier and faster than I could have possibly hoped for. I like where this is heading!


Balldo's Gate said:
Nick at least gets this and is trying to tell them that, but they're too stupid to understand, and he may give in just to stem the flow of whining.

Well I guess the pretending to be a Christian phase is done now that he's no longer faking for the in-laws.
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Robbie is #OurGuy.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
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Remember guys, Nick believes that if you think it is kind of weird that he is encouraging his male fans to post lewds of themselves pulilng down their panties you are an "incel faggot"!
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This is incredibly rich coming from the guy who did those long drunk "how to be a man" rants and shit like a year ago. Bitch, you inserted yourself as that for the people who took that bait. If anybody is dumb enough to mistake you for their Internet daddy, that's fucking on you entirely and also not the real fucking issue.
 
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Ars Moriendi said:
Don't worry, he'll use the faggot excuse of "wElL i DoN't BeLiEvE lIkE yOu Do." Even though there are things that are pretty cut and dry nonnegotiable infidelity and whoremongering being one of em
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Just an addendum to this, it is still considered infidelity even if it's "consensual" (cuckoldry is consensual) if you're a Christian because you're violating the laws God set. I mean for crying out loud you're thirsting for middle-aged E-Thots nudes (I don't care if you cover nipples with emojis it's still nudity), asking to be sent collections of them, while you and your wife send degrading pics of each other to the public.
By the way, I'm not even a prude, you can show swimsuits on the beach, workout gains, and make jokes fine, but posting lingerie, bottle ass, and nude beach pics are whole other beast.
While I'm not going to say he's having sex with anyone else, but going to an underwear party at a gay bar on MDMA makes you wonder
 
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chudbere said:
If there are any talented video editor types in here, I'd like to make a request: Take the little intro for Nick's streams (the guitar bit with people yelling "fight fight fight" and ends with "Hypocrisy"). Replace all the pictures of politicians etc with (heavily censored) images of the thirst pics, and the audio should say "thot thot thot". Figured there are probably plenty of good audio clips of Nick and others out there saying the word "thought" to use. Keep the dude at the end saying Hypocrisy, though :)

Might be a big ask, but oh man would this make my day and I would totally use it on streams at every opportunity.
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Long-time lurker, first time poster. I offer the amateurish fulfillment of this request as my first post to the site. Anyone is more than welcome to utilize it, or improve it, or simply criticize it however they wish.

(Feel free to send me your censored versions of any pictures that are too risqué and I can replace them in the video for you)
 
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