Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

As sad as it sounds people gravitate towards this 'father figure' type content and it kinda bums you out when the illusion is shattered (Unless you are a degenerate yourself).

Don't think I ever viewed Rackets that way. I viewed him as Internet Lawyer Man who was trying to just live a normal life.
He's not interested in having me as part of his audience anymore. That's fine.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If Nick condones a lolsuit from his sektur my sides will be in danger of going over-speed on their way to orbit.

Hopefully he refers Sally to Ty Beard.

Real quick before I have to jet somewhere, I got the shit with CGoody sorted out with Null. He wasn't discovered on Kiwifarms, so a halal is unnecessary. His old account should probably be given a POI tag though.

CGoody identifies himself as Cory Goodman on his Twitter.

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Previous to his adoption of the CGoody564 name, he commonly used the handle CrazyCory564 in multiple different online forums. Indeed, he used that name on his Twitter before switching to CGoody564. I don't think he cares if he's doxed, and doesn't seem to be making much of an attempt to hide anything.
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If you click that link, or any other old Google archived link of Twitter, you'll see that CrazyCorey564 was renamed to CGoody546

He's from Pennsylvania.
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https://archive.md/RI0km

He likes marijuana, and was arrested for it. He complained on Newgrounds about this, but didn't get much sympathy.
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Worst luck ever

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There was also a claim in Elissa's channel that he slept with one of Nick's other mods:
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There's some other shit, but I'm only gonna post the shit that I'm 100% on right now. I have a probable dox on an address and DOB (which I've archived), but I'm only like 90% on it ATM, and I don't want to faildox.

Personally, I don't think his drug arrest(s) and appreciation for pot is really that big of a deal (I tend to lean pro-decriminalization myself), but his noseguarding and thristposting in Nick's harem and Elissa's channel is cringe AF. I also gather the older Rekieta fans who miss the old content can't stand CGoody's ass. I've seen him referred to as a "druggy" in multiple places.

If this seems like lazy work, it's because most of what I've found outside of Nick's sphere is pretty boring. There's not really a lot here. I think if I submitted him to PG, he wouldn't pass muster. I'm not getting the same vibes off him I got off of Spectre. No stolen valor, or claims of being a hero of the Boston Marathon bombing.

If anybody wants to take these reins and do a more thorough job, be my guest.

"Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are."

Other salient points: Nick's response to the video yesterday morning was to call Elissa and I cucks, the "definition of cucksent", and say that we are jealous of all the pretty women in there (left unsaid:because we aren't). He didn't tell people to go attack us, but chat saw his response and it was knives out to please daddy Nick. They heard the "they're uggos" dogwhistle too and the saltmine of comments on Elissas video are filled with insights on how my eggs are dried up, I look like a foot (lmao?) and calling me a troon. I thought your community was about body positivity and making women feel good about themselves, Nick?

It's only body positivity if you are posting your tits, ass or vagina for Nick to drool over. If you aren't paying tribute to Nick with lewds you are to be ostracized. Much like some sort of weird sex cult.

I'm guessing that Rackets is mad at Null too but has just enough sense to not direct his paypiggies at Null and his herd of autistic cats. The fruits of his locals chat is already embarrassing enough. Things would be even more hilarious if the paypiggies started signing up (with the same username they use everywhere else) to Correct the Record in this thread.

It's sad that Null is cursed to earn the undying hatred of people he gives his sincere and well thought out advice to.

You can lead a cow to water, but cows are fucking stupid and will drown in the water and blame you for it. Fuck helping cows.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Is anyone replying to this fag at all in the chat? Positively or negatively?

it's a mixed bag

Spoiler: gay

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I just decided to look into him. It wasn't even hard I found his fucking myspace.

CGoody/CrazyCory564/Cory Thomas Goodman/Nose Guard#1

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66 KATIE DR
LANGHORNE, PA 19047
DOB: 08/24/1992
CrazyCory564@gmail.com
(215) 504-5634

https://www.youtube.com/@CGoody564/

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It's daddy's house hes in.

Here are his docket sheets from 2011 and 2012

https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-09-CR-0002486-2011&dnh=b7GQh6q4IOrz1CF5KXVhLQ%3D%3D

https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-09-CR-0003224-2012&dnh=tIOq33LyknhfhPuHRGzNSg%3D%3D

 

[AnOminous]

Remember guys, Nick believes that if you think it is kind of weird that he is encouraging his male fans to post lewds of themselves pulilng down their panties you are an "incel faggot"!

You don't suck dicks? What are you, some kind of queer?

 

[Ars Moriendi]

it's a mixed bag

Spoiler: gay

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I'm usually not one for hate crimes but uhhhh.... gimme the glock

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

HAHA wow he really is crashing and burning fast. I thought it would take more time for him to devolve but it was only a matter of weeks. GG Rackets.

 

[Swole McPole]

Part of what confuses me is everyone over there thinks people are mad at Nick. Speaking for myself, I'm not mad at Nick, his content has provided me more laughs over the last two months than the rest of the time I've known about him put together. I'm not mad at Nick, I find this amazing and hilarious. I'm just laughing at him and the mouthbreathing diehards in his community now.

Exactly this. I had next to no interest in Rackets before all this kicked off. He struck me as, at best, a small town lawyer who drank too much and didn't seem to have a viable practice. I've watched a few clips but no way was I ever sitting through one of his rambling drunken livestreams, listening to him read out the ramblings of other morons for $5 a pop. But over the last week, he's given me as much pleasure as any lolcow out there.

I'd also challenge his claim that the people who watch his channel are looking for a TradConDad. GTFOOH! Matt Walsh has that market segment credibly stitched up. He's consistent, coherent and not getting pissed out of his mind in front of the camera. I'm not Trad Con or young enough to need a Dad but I'd be really surprised if Walsh had a similar fall from grace because he seems to have a much better work ethic and his faith seems much more important to him than his desire to be regarded as one of the 'cool kids'.

I'm sure Rekeita will always make enough money -- fuck, if Boogie can still eke out a low-rent living from e-begging, I'm sure Rekeita will be able to do it. But after this, nobody will ever think he's cool ever again. Nobody but sad old wine moms and the degens who sniff around the shitholes where the sad old slappers congregate.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Not mad at Rackets. If he wants to destroy his life for me to laugh at I say godspeed.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

It is great that cows and/or hangers-on don't get that.

"Paywall it!", then of course someone will have a couple bucks rattling around and start capping. The milk quality goes up while they think noone's watching. Then "find them!" and that's hard to do on an open chat platform, and on a closed chat platform you would have to set honeypots to try to figure it out. Either way the community turns on itself

It's the quantum state of cowdom, you observe it and it changes.

How quickly they forget the whole Jack Murphy xxxposed69for69 drama began with a superchat.

Overspeeding right into Lolcowdom

So far we have 2 airplane related warnings for Nick: the terrain terrain pull up TAWS and now the "click click click overspeed."

 

[Richard Freeman]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It is great that cows and/or hangers-on don't get that.

"Paywall it!", then of course someone will have a couple bucks rattling around and start capping. The milk quality goes up while they think noone's watching. Then "find them!" and that's hard to do on an open chat platform, and on a closed chat platform you would have to set honeypots to try to figure it out. Either way the community turns on itself

It's the quantum state of cowdom, you observe it and it changes.

Nick at least gets this and is trying to tell them that, but they're too stupid to understand, and he may give in just to stem the flow of whining.

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Well I guess the pretending to be a Christian phase is done now that he's no longer faking for the in-laws.

 

[SargonF00t]

You don't suck dicks? What are you, some kind of queer?

He only sucks dicks for cock.

 

[Mikoyan]

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FAITH. It is important in his life.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Just a reminder to all you BPD wine moms out there reading the thread, bitching about your comments and pictures being logged. Nick said this himself.

Your words are free, and so are everyone else's. I will not censor them, and mods will not censor them. That being said, your words are YOURS, and they attach to you.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Just a reminder to all you BPD wine moms out there reading the thread, bitching about your comments and pictures being logged. Nick said this himself.

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Seems the locals thots are also not being responsible. Neither is Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

You don't suck dicks? What are you, some kind of queer?

No, that's the OTHER Nick that says that shit.

This Nick isn't quite at that level of insane just yet...

YET!

So far we have 2 airplane related warnings for Nick: the terrain terrain pull up TAWS and now the "click click click overspeed."

I provided Null with another one in the MATI thread.

RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!

I think Null might find it useful at some point in the future. If not for Nick, than somebody else I'm sure.

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

Don't think I ever viewed Rackets that way. I viewed him as Internet Lawyer Man who was trying to just live a normal life.
He's not interested in having me as part of his audience anymore. That's fine.

that's where I'm at too tbh

 

[Bepis]

Don't think I ever viewed Rackets that way. I viewed him as Internet Lawyer Man who was trying to just live a normal life.
He's not interested in having me as part of his audience anymore. That's fine.

Same boat here. I don't actually care what he does in his personal life. Simps and attention whores just annoy me.

 

[huecoffs02]

No, that's the OTHER Nick that says that shit.

This Nick isn't quite at that level of insane just yet...

YET!


I provided Null with another one in the MATI thread.

RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!

I think Null might find it useful at some point in the future. If not for Nick, than somebody else I'm sure.

I find it infinitely funny that a lot of people are just finding out planes call you a retard before you land or crash. It has been something I have lol'd at more times then I can count.