Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
One of Nick's fans, Andrew Wahoo, decided to stream his anger at Elissa.
"How is Discord and social media this much of your life?" asks the man-child cope streaming about someone being mean to a guy he watches on YouTube.

I would have thought there would be institutional knowledge passed down in the Rackets community about how the internet operates and how to not be a cow. But these people apparently can't even remember 4 months ago dealing with Keffals and the troon squad.
 
Why do they all self-destruct. What about fame makes them self-implode. Am I so special I can see this shit obviously being bad, or would I too implode with this level of fame?
They get addicted to some form of Social Media.

Locals is just Lolbertarian Facebook with a door fee.
 
"How is Discord and social media this much of your life?" asks the man-child cope streaming about someone being mean to a guy he watches on YouTube.

I would have thought there would be institutional knowledge passed down in the Rackets community about how the internet operates and how to not be a cow. But these people apparently can't even remember 4 months ago dealing with Keffals and the troon squad.
These new latcher-ons are just parasocial weirdos who's thought process about these things can seemingly be reduced down to "Nick likes it=good. Nick doesn't like it=bad". Shit is weird
 
If they didn't know already, they've been getting a swift education in that for a while now. They just hate it and can't do shit about it. Hence this sperg comes up with this half-baked and unworkable idea.

It looks like Nick might be experiencing trouble fully paywalling everything, but even if he eventually sorts that out stuff behind paywalls still leaks. I think the problem is not that they don't get KF, but rather that they don't get the Internet. Herp derp.
It is great that cows and/or hangers-on don't get that.

"Paywall it!", then of course someone will have a couple bucks rattling around and start capping. The milk quality goes up while they think noone's watching. Then "find them!" and that's hard to do on an open chat platform, and on a closed chat platform you would have to set honeypots to try to figure it out. Either way the community turns on itself

It's the quantum state of cowdom, you observe it and it changes.
 
"How is Discord and social media this much of your life?" asks the man-child cope streaming about someone being mean to a guy he watches on YouTube.

I would have thought there would be institutional knowledge passed down in the Rackets community about how the internet operates and how to not be a cow. But these people apparently can't even remember 4 months ago dealing with Keffals and the troon squad.
To be fair, some of the people in locals may not remember Keffals and joined solely because of wine mom lewds.
 
I dunno, man, I think they both seem similar. The positioning of the characters is more Green Day, but the extremely rough line art seems more MCR. Maybe the tatoo artist amalgamated the two?

Either way, shit is pretty gay.

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oh i thought nick's tattoo was just the line art and it wasn't done yet. is that seriously the finished product?
 
oh i thought nick's tattoo was just the line art and it wasn't done yet. is that seriously the finished product?
I assume, both because it's funniest and because of the nature of conventions, that this would likely be the end product. I don't see Nick putting in the time or effort to stay in contact with the artist and travel to get it finished. Even if it is only the line work and it's intended to be finished later on, it still looks pretty bad, imo
 
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Kiwi bros I don't feel so good.
Nick vs. KF. I couldn't have picked this on the 2023 bingo card 3 months ago. These idiots don't realize no matter how much they wall their garden, autism will always find a way. Always.
It's the quantum state of cowdom, you observe it and it changes.
Someone, if they haven't already, is going to write their dissertation on this. The way you described this though resulted in me spraying my keyboard with coffee from laughing out loud. Thanks.
 
Since KF collects everything, if you wanna draw a parallel between old Nick and cuck Nick look at all the chad dad streams

Chad Dad Chat with Doug TenNapel and Larry Bleidner 1​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7jZ39Pk3Q

Chad Dad Chat with Doug TenNapel and Larry Bleidner 2​

Chad Dad (late) Father's Day Chat! Doug, Larry, and Ty Join Me​

CHAD DAD Chat: Larry, Doug, and Ty | Rekieta Law 1​

Chad Dad Chat: Larry, Doug, and Ty Beard 2​

Rekieta Law - LIVE Interview with Doug TenNapel - Family, Faith, Comics, Law, Politics​

 
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Cynthia is really going for it, NGL I kinda like this crazy bitch.
 
I was going to make a post about a week ago saying something like
Man. good thing Nick doesn't have a tattoo, then we'd really know he's a true and honest LOLcow!
as a way to trigger his ODD. Once I saw they were going to the tattoo convention I knew he would get one anyway. Very pleased with the result, it's one of the worst I've seen in a while. He should stream with Idubbz and Anisa about what tattoo connoisseurs they are.
 
I was going to make a post about a week ago saying something like

as a way to trigger his ODD. Once I saw they were going to the tattoo convention I knew he would get one anyway. Very pleased with the result, it's one of the worst I've seen in a while. He should stream with Idubbz and Anisa about what tattoo connoisseurs they are.
He had at least one already though. Some chinky letters down his chest he claims say something I can't remember and it's funnier to think he got ripped off and it says like kung pao chicken. I don't read kung fu either way.
 
At 55:10 on this video, Doug gives a very wise monologue about having kids as a man. I know that having kids has changed me drastically and definitively for the better.
Wrong incel, they are a fucking time-sink and a burden. The only way to attain self-actualization is lot of balldo play with the old lady and doing MDMA at the gay club.

Is it ever explained why he had five burdens with schedules before finshing his professional education? I assumed he had to be part of some sort of religious deal, the only folks in college with kids were mormons in my experience.
 
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