The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"...society starts to get comfortable with the lgbtq community being hunted and shot down openly."

Awwww, hell yeah, sign me up for that. The very thought makes my mouth water. Are there any Safari/Expeditions set up yet, and are they reasonably priced? Asking for a friend.

What a melodramatic drama queen. But then again, he knows his audience (troons and their handmaidens) and they actually believe in these fever dreams.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why is he "Steampunk" Penny? I can't remember ever seeing any steampunk aesthetic on display. He spends enough time sewing on tactical patches that he definitely could have glued gears to a brown fake leather hat while he was at it. No top hat, no fake brass goggles, no duster, no sign of that one octopus pendant.

I mean, he doesn't spend any time performing womanhood either, but there aren't any benefits to claiming you're a non-practicing steampunk.

 

[Oxyjen]

Completely serious question: Why would you blog when you barely have enough teeth to eat solid food and alpacas under your care dropping dead in large numbers? Wouldn’t a rational person be bending all of zhe/zir’s efforts to addressing those pressing issues?

You’re right, and in fairness, he has posted exactly 0 updates since launching it.

 

[Fornicario]

Why is he "Steampunk" Penny? I can't remember ever seeing any steampunk aesthetic on display. He spends enough time sewing on tactical patches that he definitely could have glued gears to a brown fake leather hat while he was at it. No top hat, no fake brass goggles, no duster, no sign of that one octopus pendant.

I mean, he doesn't spend any time performing womanhood either, but there aren't any benefits to claiming you're a non-practicing steampunk.

I think Penis earned his nickname through the Tranch's choice of asthetics. The clash between Kevryn's coomerism and the pit that surrounds it. Although I'm closer to comparing it as the coddled camp mascot versus the mass graves of the animals they were supposed to rescue.

 

[whothefuck]

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Ah yes, the regular Sunday blog updates, that’s going as well as literally every other project Penny has ever started then.

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What it comes down too is tenacity

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>facisim
so lazy he cant even write that right. the word he probably uses THE MOST

 

[AMHOLIO]

Completely serious question: Why would you blog when you barely have enough teeth to eat solid food and alpacas under your care dropping dead in large numbers? Wouldn’t a rational person be bending all of zhe/zir’s efforts to addressing those pressing issues?

I think the obvious answer is that he doesn't give a shit. He wants to move on from his faliures as fast as possible by ignoring it and focus on new projects whenever possible so they may bring him more joy and recognition, and drop them as soon as they fail. Kinda like Google.

Besides, this was at peak of the Musk fear train. He probably got lazy and went back to easy mode, twitter.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More Wisp stuff [1, 2, 3]

Spoiler: Pics

Edit: While writing an update for the Kevin thread, I found that apparently Wisp likes to play with Kevin’s septum piercing. Very hygienic, very good idea.

Spoiler: Kevin leave that cat alone

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[Molly White's Breast Milk]

"...society starts to get comfortable with the lgbtq community being hunted and shot down openly."

Awwww, hell yeah, sign me up for that. The very thought makes my mouth water. Are there any Safari/Expeditions set up yet, and are they reasonably priced? Asking for a friend.

What a melodramatic drama queen. But then again, he knows his audience (troons and their handmaidens) and they actually believe in these fever dreams.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Those are some meaty, dry man hands

*it’s so good to be able to post again. I missed you guys

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

More Wisp stuff [1, 2, 3]
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Edit: While writing an update for the Kevin thread, I found that apparently Wisp likes to play with Kevin’s septum piercing. Very hygienic, very good idea.

Spoiler: Kevin leave that cat alone

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Jesus, that forehead looks like the cratered moonscape of a Lovecraftian nightmare.

I wonder how they'll ever get the stink of Kevryn off that poor kitten now.

An Italian acquaintance I once knew had a wealth of dago jokes that she loved to deploy. One of her favorites was, "When I was young, I was told I wasn't allowed to pet the organ grinder's monkey because I would get it greasy."

Same concept here with Kev and the kitten, only to the Nth degree, and with added stank.

 

[rotpocket]

Why is he "Steampunk" Penny? I can't remember ever seeing any steampunk aesthetic on display. He spends enough time sewing on tactical patches that he definitely could have glued gears to a brown fake leather hat while he was at it. No top hat, no fake brass goggles, no duster, no sign of that one octopus pendant.

I mean, he doesn't spend any time performing womanhood either, but there aren't any benefits to claiming you're a non-practicing steampunk.

Before the ranch idea on his personal Instagram he was creating steampunk... things. Sculpture things iirc. I think it's some of his first posts.

I went through his Instagram awhile back and gonna be honest, it's like he's gradually started losing his mind over time- his older posts and selfies have him looking more put together, and it kind of just bummed me out seeing him look more and more off kilter in each photo.

 

[stupid frog]

Didn't they say this kitten was "growing like a weed" the exact day they got it?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Ah yes, the regular Sunday blog updates, that’s going as well as literally every other project Penny has ever started then.

Tenacity — Shop

What it comes down too is tenacity

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0% chance this wasn't proofread by someone more literate. Penny cannot write something that long without a billion mistakes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Tenacity — Shop

What it comes down too is tenacity

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Can they name a single LGBTQ person "hunted and shot down openly" other than that one mass shooting which doesn't seem like it should count? (Something I note they often remind us also happened in 2016 although there "society" did not capture the perpetrator to put him on trial to show their "comfort" with this.)

Why does he capitalize Anarchist, Capitalism, Colonization, and Facisim? (Also when are they going to get around to "finding a way" where they will try something, anything, outside of capitalism? Will Kevin be asked about this?)

0% chance this wasn't proofread by someone more literate. Penny cannot write something that long without a billion mistakes.

The proof reader did about as good of a job as we'd expect from the Tranch too.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The Tranchers are the worst of all worlds. As we've seen, they get way too lovey dovey with the animals. Dragging the chias inside to bathe and snuggle them instead of letting their mothers do their thing, treating their vicuna's rape spree like loverboy antics. Yet they're also completely incapable or unwilling to ensure these poor creatures' wellbeing. It's like living with a parent who takes you to Disneyland every week but keeps forgetting the power bill. While also letting your older cousin rape you and laughing about it.

No, I will never get over the Pepe thing. It's just so... cartoonishly evil.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

treating their vicuna's rape spree like loverboy antics

Why of course, being troons they can all relate.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Why of course, being troons they can all relate.

I also cannot help but find it appropriate they let a creature that is most definitely not an alpaca live among them, despite being a physical danger to them, because, eh, close enough, right?

 

[Jon of the Dead]

"...society starts to get comfortable with the lgbtq community being hunted and shot down openly."

Awwww, hell yeah, sign me up for that. The very thought makes my mouth water. Are there any Safari/Expeditions set up yet, and are they reasonably priced? Asking for a friend.

What a melodramatic drama queen. But then again, he knows his audience (troons and their handmaidens) and they actually believe in these fever dreams.

Nothing like a rip roaring game of smear the queer!

 

[Ghostse]

I'm not trying to whiteknight for these guys, nor do I actually believe the kitten they found is just some rando feral barn cat kitten, especially given the circumstances they "found" it, but as someone who grew up on farm with a bunch of barn cats, I have to say one being both friendly, and healthy is not that far out of the realm of possibility.

Sure, it's unlikely, but a key thing to remember is that all cats are different, and do different shit. Some are naturally hardy, and friendly, and some aren't. Some cats have bad luck, and some have exceptional luck. Some are the most passive guys ever, and some are so aggressive they'll try to fight even the lawn mower.

Growing up, I had cats that ranged from so affectionate, and fluffy you'd swear they were a housecat that just managed to get outside to cats so mean, and scraggly you'd swear they came from some hoarder's house, and everything in between.

Yeah, most of them were what you'd typically think a barn cat would be like, but some weren't despite the fact that they were all fed the same thing, given the same admittedly shitty amount of healthcare, and all still lived outside all-year-round. I can't explain it outside of just it being the luck of the draw, really. Sometimes shit just happens.

Tl;dr: Troons definitely stole that kitten, but barn cats being surprisingly sociable, and healthy isn't that unheard of.

Buddy I don't know where you are from, but there is no cover out there.

The place I was at with cats that moved between farms was only possible because there was a lot of foliage and tree cover. This makes it hard for predatory birds to spot them. Out in the plains area of colorado, anything that is out in the open for more than about 30 minutes has been spotted and evaluated as a meal by a bird of prey. That cat is not well camouflaged, less so in the tranch dust bowl. While you can get a healthy barn kitten, you are not going to find one in a feild of a farm with no barn kitten population in the middle of the plains, unless its inside a Raptor Pellet.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

"...society starts to get comfortable with the lgbtq community being hunted and shot down openly."

"Look, we may have all mainstream media on our side, and our rights are enshrined in most American localities, but we're totally about to be Holocausted."