Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[Strangolapreti]

Harry Potter is the final solution to the trannish question.

If Rioley's fursona was part of the wizarding world, Nick Scamander would be the first person suggesting to suppress it

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Madame Pomfrey invented a cure for non-binary sometime in the 2010s.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

concentrated

theehee

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Every time this thread updates I get such a feeling of glee at the thought that this specimen has had another public chimpout.

Getting my request in early - this Christmas I hope Santa brings us good little Kiwis a violently sperging Rioley. Doesn't have to have the bonus dude launching him out of his spazz chariot, but it would be appreciated.
Now to await the next furfag event.

 

[CansOfCant]

Every time this thread updates I get such a feeling of glee at the thought that this specimen has had another public chimpout.

Getting my request in early - this Christmas I hope Santa brings us good little Kiwis a violently sperging Rioley. Doesn't have to have the bonus dude launching him out of his spazz chariot, but it would be appreciated.
Now to await the next furfag event.

Can't lie here - I'd love it to feature Captain Facepalm the Elephant front and centre, too.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I swear he's brought up "girl neck" around four times now. Nobody talks about a "feminine neck." Even when people post about how MtF's don't pass, the first thing they bring up is the shoulders. I don't think a neck is ever in the equation.

The Adam’s Apple is one of the first places to look. But the way he talks about it makes him sound like a serial killer.

 

[Mad Hunter]

I know this is late, but I think this is how people nowadays will be doing martial arts and wrestling.

 

[Meiwaku]

Congrats Ripley for your nomination for best lolcow video "I suck dick for cock"

 

[oramge cat]

Found the post with him chimping out at a pizzeria, earning him the name Rioley Ravioli:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9752041

Also adds the claim he "managed a restaurant"

Restaurant sperging time! He's actually right about most of what he bitched about but I doubt this actually happened. He's wrong about masks/hoods/gloves, that's retarded but no cornmeal on the bottom of a pizza is a recipe for disaster and the place does sound poorly managed. But like, you want me to wear gloves made out of some kind of polymer while reaching into a 600 degree pizza oven every 30 seconds? Wear a fucking covid mask in 2023 with that heat blasting me in the face? Dylan, sweetie, I'm 12 hours into a 16 hour shift and I'm close to dying from heat exhaustion, excuse me for not pretending it's March of 2020 anymore.

Edit: had the wrong window, thought I was in a thread I'm caught up on. My bad for accidentally necroing a post from a year ago

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Restaurant sperging time! He's actually right about most of what he bitched about but I doubt this actually happened. He's wrong about masks/hoods/gloves, that's retarded but no cornmeal on the bottom of a pizza is a recipe for disaster and the place does sound poorly managed. But like, you want me to wear gloves made out of some kind of polymer while reaching into a 600 degree pizza oven every 30 seconds? Wear a fucking covid mask in 2023 with that heat blasting me in the face? Dylan, sweetie, I'm 12 hours into a 16 hour shift and I'm close to dying from heat exhaustion, excuse me for not pretending it's March of 2020 anymore.

Edit: had the wrong window, thought I was in a thread I'm caught up on. My bad for accidentally necroing a post from a year ago

Nooooo! Got all excited that there was a new Ravioli episode. Have great hopes for him in 2023.

 

[General Disarray]

My normie and I were talking about some funny video and I described the Ravioli video to him, it's so perfect. I queued it up for him to watch. Many lulz were had, and he left shaking his head with me yelling, "AND IT'S REAL!" behind him.

I think I broke him.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

 

[Lion]

broken collar bone AND wrist? strange he did bring it up constantly on his twitter gaining pity points.

even if that happened i’m pretty positive either “injuries” would be healed since the picnic was a few months ago.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

broken collar bone AND wrist? strange he did bring it up constantly on his twitter gaining pity points.

even if that happened i’m pretty positive either “injuries” would be healed since the picnic was a few months ago.

He’s frustrated that this is following him for so long and has retconned broken bones in the hope they will get him sympathy. There’s no way in the world he wouldn’t have been screaming about his injuries immediately and for weeks after. Imagine the ER/urgent care trauma dumping alone!

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I think the famous quote is already a mental health talking point.

Best way to take care of a “bad mental health event” is to rely on healthier habits and to reach out for proper support. Don’t do what Rioley did.

I wouldn’t have found this thread without those inspiring words. But what kind of talking does he expect people to do, beyond wonder why someone yelling about mental health so much doesn’t take better responsibility for theirs?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Nooooo! Got all excited that there was a new Ravioli episode. Have great hopes for him in 2023.

If he follows his usual pattern we should have another episode at another furry meet-up. He usually goes quiet for weeks/months only to completely out-lolcow other lolcows at those events.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

broken collar bone AND wrist? strange he did bring it up constantly on his twitter gaining pity points.

Probably broke 'em sucking dick for cock again.

 

[Probably An Autist]

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I for one hope for many more "bad mental heath events" in the coming year.

 

[Desumorphine]

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Lmao, out of all the things to choose from that could have realistically gone unnoticed, he chooses the collarbone, the bane of any surgeon and something that would see you in a heavy cast for weeks because it's the anchor for so many other things and you can't stabilize it proper.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Lmao, out of all the things to choose from that could have realistically gone unnoticed, he chooses the collarbone, the bane of any surgeon and something that would see you in a heavy cast for weeks because it's the anchor for so many other things and you can't stabilize it proper.

It's evident foresight isn't one of Rio's strong suits. Such as that monstrosity he calls an arm tattoo.