Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
The craziest thing about this still is the fact that he could be just fine doing his new Wine-Mom Balldo streams without generating too much content for the farms and eventually us getting bored of mocking him with one simple step. Stop caring what we are saying. It's the fact that he cares so much that he has to keep talking about how much he doesn't care that keeps generating extra KF content. Nick, if you just did your own thing and ignored KF you'd be doing a hell of a lot better than you are now. I'm glad you are incapable of following this advice because it makes it more fun for us, but somewhere deep down you have to realize this.

In regards to what he finds attractive, given his sexual proclivities he might be interested in his harem over Elissa because they have naturally occurring leather suits and it turns him on.
 
Good point. His solution of making former allies out to be enemies will limit his options going forward. Not smart from a networking perspective. Sincerity may not be required, but that is also what makes it so valuable (and therefore marketable) in this world. Nick ruined that for himself. All Nick has to offer now is a hypocritical persona, defensive lies, and pictures of his aged and increasingly desperate fanbase.

In other words, he's ready for the farms.
It's odd that it never dawns on some people, lolcows especially, that the reason hypocrisy is a negative trait isn't just that it makes other people suspicious of you, but that nobody can trust that you are who you say you are pretty much. Other people pointed out already the "was he lying then, or now?" problem. I can't imagine being known as a flagrant hypocrite and ingrate is going to net him any new friends. Any worth having, anyway.
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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what a shameless twat
 
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>Down to Earth, humble person starts streaming
>Gain a large following and garner a lot of good will because they are genuine and know how to laugh
>Slowly they start to join the streamer collective and they become less relatable
>They start to gain a big head and their streams become stale/low effort
>Something small happens and they get a bit of blowback for it
>They overreact to it and make fools out of themselves, full mask off with their ego on display
>They lose their shit and start sperging out, they abandon every principal they have ever stood for because they're being "stalked/harassed"
>They have a total mental breakdown and permanently ruin their good reputation, all good will is now lost and they are a lolcow
Literally every fucking time.
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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“Clairebear is just trying to generate content for her shitty show” umm rude
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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The clamping down will only encourage the trolling. He is following the stages of a lolcow to the letter.
 
Idk if anyone has mentioned bc I’m pages behind but Michael Long’s ex-girlfriend (wife?) was named Elissa. They were together several years but have since split. Not sure if it’s the same Elissa. That’s maybe where the pedo accusations are coming from, as the anti-Michael Long side believed Michael & Elissa “kidnapped” Sophie for whatever alleged nefarious purposes.
It's the same Elissa, yeah. I stayed completely out of that shitshow, and I'm so happy I did because it got REALLY NASTY.

It's just interesting to me that Rekieta was (is?) pro-Michael, and yet there's been two instances now of his fans (presumably) going after Elissa for her criticism of Nick, and leveraging the Sophie thing to do so. First we had that guy who reposted her nudes in Potentially Criminal's Discord. Now we've got Art.

Like I said earlier, a false pedo accusation will get you in hot water on KF. And this website is pretty damn permissive and free speech oriented. I can't reasonably expect Nick to do anything about what went on in PC's Discord (I heard PC or one of his mods handled it), but what does Nick do to Art? Offer a limp-wristed recrimination and then go jerk off into a balldo (I imagine). Of course Art will keep accusing her of being one. Such is Nick and his lolbertarian ways.

But hey... I shouldn't complain, I guess... the continuing content coming out of Art and others is gold! Mogadishu is a hell of an exciting city to watch!

But I do remember that Nick was strongly on Michael's side in the whole thing, and so all these allegations from ArtTheClown that Michael and Elissa are pedos is really bizarre, and I'm glad Nick told him to knock that shit off in locals yesterday.
Yeah, and how did that work out? Art is still on that bullshit because he's assmad people outside of Locals are seeing his fugly cut of a wife post her lewds there continuously. Elissa isn't even behind the caps that show up here. This shit is so hilarious. How do people like this even exist?

Hey Art, I think maybe your wife is the problem here!

Also...

I look forward to screenshots posted here on your new and improved NUN THEMED "shitty show." ❤️
 
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That's an excellent point. Nick was saying how these women i.e. Claire and Elissa are jealous of these pretty 40-50 year old wine moms. Believe I posted it before, but here it is again.
The only person's opinion I care about when it comes to my looks is my husband lol.
“Clairebear is just trying to generate content for her shitty show” umm rude
I mean, it is a shitty show lol. I don't pretend to be streamer pro or anything. But I want to point out that Nick, and Lawtube as a whole, got big covering DRAMA, from the very start. The Maddox lolsuit, Weeb Wars, Amber Heard, Rittenhouse, these cases were all dripping with drama, scandal, and absurdity. That's what made them interesting. If Nick was giving commentary on some random probate case or mail fraud, or some other dry topic, nobody would have tuned in. He literally READ THE KIWI FARMS THREAD ON KEFFALS during a stream. He owes the success of his channel to covering dramatic content and offering his opinions on it.

Edit: also, we are talking about a channel with 475k subscribers, a channel which was like the #2 in the US for received Superchats in 2022, absolutely shitting the bed about a mom of 6 who has less than 900 subs on YT, less than 300 on odysee, for a non-monetized video that has ~4k views. Talk about punching down, lmao.
 
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I mean, it is a shitty show lol. I don't pretend to be streamer pro or anything. But I want to point out that Nick, and Lawtube as a whole, got big covering DRAMA, from the very start. The Maddox lolsuit, Weeb Wars, Amber Heard, Rittenhouse, these cases were all dripping with drama, scandal, and absurdity. That's what made them interesting. If Nick was giving commentary on some random probate case or mail fraud, or some other dry topic, nobody would have tuned in. He literally READ THE KIWI FARMS THREAD ON KEFFALS during a stream. He owes the success of his channel to covering dramatic content and offering his opinions on it.
It's the pot calling the kettle the world's gayest cheerleader.
 
Nick has came back to locals after be incognito for the last ~16 hours or so. He won't name drop the farms for some reason.
We are just a really nasty segment of the internet, that he used to look at all the time.
Also looks like he wants to ban people for just logging the truth?
What happened to free speech Nick?
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Guys, I d-don't think he cares about us anymore... 😪 hey rackets! \o
 
Sorry Nick. I will continue to alog you and your in progress sex cult as long as it brings me laughs. Even when you aren't on, your Locals harem gives me laughs.
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Again, ban whose IP? How could they ever hope to spot who is leaking the shit? The multitude of people that are probably screencapping the shit?

The wine mommies and beta cucks are dumb, but surely Nick has to know better. It's like he simply doesn't have the heart to tell them the truth of how the Internet works. LOL.
 
I don't really have anything to add and I don't want to shit the place up with minutiae but I simply can't contain my joy at all of this. Keep it up boys and girls, he's gonna crack BIGTIME here real soon and it will be delicious. You're doing the Lord's work.
He's gonna grow two additional tits and start shitting himself on stream before the week is over at this pace.
 
Thanks for rewriting the OP @mindlessobserver. I think you should add a small clip near the beginning and end to really hammer home the change in tone of the show.

Beginning could have a clip from the streams with Ty or Doug and the end could have a clip from his birthday stream. The birthday stream still feels like where the mask really slipped. The "lol, i'm not mad," falls flat after that stream.

Example:


This could help show why a portion of his audience has left.

Also seen people mention Nick's talk of bringing back shame, but haven't seen the clip posted
 
I need your help, A-Logs. If they exist, can I get real-life pictures of all the jannies and notable Karens/Wine Mom’s on Nick’s Locals? I’m behind the drama so I don’t have my own reference pics.

I’m spoiling it but I have a vision of making pixel art of all their faces in the style of Hotline Miami.

LMFAO you’re all too kind.
 
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