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Son of Big Boss said:
Guide to trolling Phil in WoW:

- Click on Phil's character and type /follow in the chat and your character will follow him automatically.
- Use the Stream to know where he is at all times.
- Don't bother with typing in the chat or funny usernames, he's disabled them. Find more creative ways to troll.
- For example, you can use emotes like /dance or /moo or /train, he can't block the animations.
- You can troll him by killing the mobs before him, so he can't complete quests.
- Likewise, if you see a strong mob, like an Elitè, you can pull him towards Phil and get him killed.
- As an Hunter, spam Misdirection on him so mobs will go after him when you hit them.
- As a magic class, spam buffs with flashy animations on his character to annoy him.
- There are fun items like [Piccolo of the Flaming Fire] that you can use to troll. This one in particular will force his character to dance.
- You can still go up to him and open the Trade tab to annoy him.
- Likewise, you can spam Guild invites on him before he figures out how to block em.

My A-LOG work is done, go get him boys!
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Man I wish I had an american account right now. Pulling mobs to kill low level players sucks since they introduced the whole leashing system. Misdirection doesn't work if the other player isn't in your group.

Curious Observer said:
Can you walk into dungeons even if you're underleveled? Because maybe someone could trick him into running into the Stockades or Ragefire (Depending what faction he picked of course)
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Nope. Ragefire was level 10 I think but quests won't appear till level 13 if I remember correctly. Stockade is level 15 and has no quests for the horde as far as I remember. It just tells you're too low level and refuses entry.

Unless the cucks at blizzard changed that.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
So how long do you think he'll viewquit cause his WoW playthrough is less exciting than watching paint dry
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Maybe a week or two. I doubt he'll make any real progress and probably insult the WoW playerbase while playing.

Speaking of WoW, how far do you think he'll make it? Will he make it to level 15? Or he stop playing before then?
 
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DragoonSierra said:
Why is this thread so averse to screencapping tweets or using archive.is or tweetsave?
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Well Tweets USED to show up before. Don't know why they don't show up now.

As for the tweets, it's Phil complaining that people hated him in High School (Can't imagine why) and finally said that when he used to work for Best Buy (I think he means Circuit City) he told a co-worker he was a "pro-street fighter player" And they just laughed at him. He didn't like that.

Also said that other Youtubers suck because they used video games as a median to be comedians. So Phil admits he's unfunny. Then why bother making Jokes at all?
 
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Tweets don't show up because Null was specifically tired of people not screencapping tweets or using tweetsave, since some people of interest will periodically nuke their tweets if they know we're watching.

And no, no, Phil's saying he's just naturally funny without trying to make jokes, obviously! So all that snorting and gout noises is what you'd get if you had a conversation with him normally.
 
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Xerxes IX said:
Tweets don't show up because Null was specifically tired of people not screencapping tweets or using tweetsave, since some people of interest will periodically nuke their tweets if they know we're watching.

And no, no, Phil's saying he's just naturally funny without trying to make jokes, obviously! So all that snorting and gout noises is what you'd get if you had a conversation with him normally.
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Ah, thanks for clarifying that. Time to start screen capping DSP archives then, he's been tweeting up a storm of Nintendo rage.

Well people are laughing at him, you can't deny that. Just not for the reasons he thinks they are.
 
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Pandalee is a detractor because she has a job.
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Also he just admitted that he's only putting up with her because he's afraid of being alone.
"At least i have social interaction now"

That's really pathetic... :suffering:
Especially since it's his fault John and Howard left him.
 
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Curious Observer said:
Well Tweets USED to show up before. Don't know why they don't show up now.

As for the tweets, it's Phil complaining that people hated him in High School (Can't imagine why) and finally said that when he used to work for Best Buy (I think he means Circuit City) he told a co-worker he was a "pro-street fighter player" And they just laughed at him. He didn't like that.

Also said that other Youtubers suck because they used video games as a median to be comedians. So Phil admits he's unfunny. Then why bother making Jokes at all?
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He's worked at both Circuit City *and* Best Buy.

Also, it's good to see him complaining that he never had social interaction when he was living in CT aside from the internet, considering his bullshit stories about going out with 'the most popular girl in school' and his college st---Oh, hold on.

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These are mostly from parties that he went to and took photos of. A halloween party, a 'case race', and a few random photos of his roommates.

There are more, but because none of the photos actually include Phil himself (because he's the cameraman) I didn't want to load the thread down with them. Point I'm making - Phil had plenty of interaction during his college years, as well as during his time in the FGC. I'm assuming that right now, he's hitting the gin and throwing himself a pity party.
 
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Tame Sake said:
Everyone in those photos looks like they would be infinitely more interesting people to ever spend time with.

How the fuck was Phil of all people invited to such things? He'd stick out like a wart.
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Simple. The guido looking guy is his roommate (from what I can tell), and I'm willing to bet that most of the people there are basically friends of friends.

I said he had social interaction, I never said he wasn't still leeching off of people.
 
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I love this, Ask the King is probably the best series of videos that DSP makes because they allow more of an insight into how much of an ass he is on a general scale instead of when it comes to completely game related content.

Even the question that led to this answer was clearly a troll led question asking for advice on how to deal with being a fan of somebody as unpopular as Phil is.
 

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Unless you're competitive to the point where you come home with a lot of cash money that gives you profit after breaking even from travel expenses, why the fuck would anyone ever admit they're an E-Sports person of any kind?

All it warrants is a "Good for you" response and a mental note to probably avoid your pretentious ass.
 
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These are mostly from parties that he went to and took photos of. A halloween party, a 'case race', and a few random photos of his roommates.

There are more, but because none of the photos actually include Phil himself (because he's the cameraman) I didn't want to load the thread down with them. Point I'm making - Phil had plenty of interaction during his college years, as well as during his time in the FGC. I'm assuming that right now, he's hitting the gin and throwing himself a pity party.
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All those college girls and Phil ends up with Pandalee.
 
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