Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
I don't know man. That dude put like 3 shots into him after the dude was on the ground.
That wouldn't matter to me. Dude deserved what he got. This is also Texas and Houston has a lot of crazy shit so about 50/50 with the grand jury.

Sorry Nick. I will continue to alog you and your in progress sex cult as long as it brings me laughs. Even when you aren't on, your Locals harem gives me laughs.
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lol IP bans in the age of a million VPN providers. His chat really is full of retard boomer coomers.
 
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I need any examples anyone can think of where Nick was engaged with IBS and the sektur.
You already mentioned the TonkaSaw stream.
The next three are Weeb Wars related.
1. Rekieta vs. Shane Holmberg (@Shane_Yes_That_One), as mentioned by @Captain Manning.
2. Rekieta vs. Perfection aka TheSuperItachi (lolcow thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/xavie...tion-paragon-perfection-perfectionsama.55776/)
3. Rekieta vs. Mad Black Atheist (lolcow thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david...-black-atheist-mad-black-entertainment.60292/)
MBA's OP goes over the early part, but doesn't mention MBA's meltdown after being stood up by @Ron Toye (tried to have him as a guest on a stream). In the insuing meltdown, MBA threatens Rekieta's children, which starts the feud proper (it's been a while but I think @damian clipped those bits from that stream).
It culminates with Rekieta confronting MBA on The Killstream. Rekieta dressed him down hard. Not sure where you would find the clip. It might be in MBA's thread, Ralph's OG thread, Nick's Weeb Wars thread or in this one.
 
However, I suspect once this inevitably breaks out of this thread into the wider sperg drama communities you're going to see a spike. Prepare, I guess.
Well WATP and the folks who made a cottage industry of fucking with Stuttering John are without a target at the moment, and Karl is only one degree of separation from Rickets.

I hope for his sake the slathering horde of OnA autists don't pick this up out of boredom.
 
I need any examples anyone can think of where Nick was engaged with IBS and the sektur. Shows he guested on, people he had on his stream, etc. Please and thank you!

Examples so far: PPP (twice on his stream), Tonka interview, Ralph (appeared on Killstream more than once), Jim, Null (had him on at least once), got his start via Dick Masterson, showed up to Dark V's funeral stream despite not knowing him,
Weighing in on Warski legal issues with Tonka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bj-nj_mZ4g
Null was there for DSP, Chris Chan, section 230
He's been on Flashcast, Friday Night Tights, etc, and those streams aren't just about art/comics/anime/movies, they talk about drama too.

Someone in chat mentioned Greer streams, I'm unfamiliar so fill me in please.
Oh man.... the Greer streams....
The best ones are *waaayyy* back in the day in his old house where he didn't even allow cussing on his stream. He read through Greer's book with a KF User Sriracha (which I probably spelled wrong) and it was one of the funniest things on the planet. Touch me my penis.
I would go dig through the youtube and try to find them but tbh I'm too damn lazy.
Also to learn about Greer himself (dunno why you'd want to): https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/
TLDR: Dude that thinks he deserves as much free pussy as he wants because of his facial deformity. Also sued Taylor Swift numerous times for not going on a date with him. Also sued America's Got Talent because he has no talent.

EDIT: And a fuckload of other *hilarious* lawsuits I can't even remember all of. Like suing Bunny Ranch. Yes, that one.
 
I await the coming Purity Tests and struggle sessions in chat when they think someone is leaking.
They literally have no one to pinpoint which account is screenshotting unless the person makes a mistake and includes their own chat message or a full page shot that shows their username. If you don't talk in chat and just screenshot, they have zero way of pinpointing who. There are always more people listed in the user list of chats than are actually participating.
 
You already mentioned the TonkaSaw stream.
The next three are Weeb Wars related.
1. Rekieta vs. Shane Holmberg (@Shane_Yes_That_One), as mentioned by @Captain Manning.
2. Rekieta vs. Perfection aka TheSuperItachi (lolcow thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/xavie...tion-paragon-perfection-perfectionsama.55776/)
3. Rekieta vs. Mad Black Atheist (lolcow thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david...-black-atheist-mad-black-entertainment.60292/)
MBA's OP goes over the early part, but doesn't mention MBA's meltdown after being stood up by @Ron Toye (tried to have him as a guest on a stream). In the insuing meltdown, MBA threatens Rekieta's children, which starts the feud proper (it's been a while but I think @damian clipped those bits from that stream).
It culminates with Rekieta confronting MBA on The Killstream. Rekieta dressed him down hard. Not sure where you would find the clip. It might be in MBA's thread, Ralph's OG thread, Nick's Weeb Wars thread or in this one.
God I miss this Nick lol

Edit: will we get another "nobody who was a true fan would say that I have changed" rant?
 
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Nick Rekieta claiming he ain't no gay fish, 2023 "colorized"

Edit: new and improved genius.
”Breaded” is just… *chef’s kiss* I love little coincidences like that. I, too, am going through his old streams as a walk down memory lane. I maintain that Nick, Drex, and Null on Chris‘ arrest has to be, hands down, my favorite. I wanted SO bad to have a Drex emoji set from that stream alone. The stream on Ralph with Null, the Jack Murphy beards, and the Greer readings are way up there.

Y’know, if Nick had to spiral, why couldn’t it have been after the Dumpster Defenders?
 
It's easy for him to ignore any and all criticism because he is a genius.
Hello Dunning-Kruger, my old friend
I've come to fuck with you again
Because a misson softly creeping
Left its needs while I was sleeping
And the fission that has retarded my brain
Still remains
Within the smell of incontinence
 
It's easy for him to ignore any and all criticism because he is a genius.
I could die happy if I saw a debate or podcast featuring Nick Rekieta, Scott Adams, and Patrick Tomlinson together. They're all so insufferable and arrogant and think they are right 100% of the time, and their personal and political positions are different enough to cause some serious tension.

I'm not entirely sure if the universe could hold all three of their egos simultaneously in one location without combusting and tearing apart at the seams, though.
 
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